Chapter 4 - The Big Movie

Sonic: Today we are making a movie which is really just us doing spoof on lots of different movies.




SONIC AND SNAKES ON A PLANE




Sonic: Goodness look at that poor man!!!

Poor Man: Gaggahhgghhhhhhhhhh(BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!)

Amy: Goodness Sonic there are snakes on this plane!!!

Shadow: Geez what tipped you off Dr. Spock, the people screaming "SNAKES, SNAKES, SNAKES!!!!!" Or the venom trails everywhere!?!?!?!?!?

Amy: -_-

Knuckles: Let us beat them up like Winnabegos!!!!!

Rogue: Winnabegos!?!??!?!?!!?

Sonic(In heroic voice): I'll save us all!!!!!

Snake hisses at Sonic and he runs away screaming like a girl.

Big: Duh they look like Froggy......

Shadow: Be bait, now, please you morbidly obese purple slice of fat-hyped stupidity.

(Sorry Big fans)

Sonic: The plane is out of control!!

Amy: From the snakes?

Sonic: Because Big was the pilot!!!!!

Big: I'm a completely valid and certified pilot, I graduated from college with honors in 2 years at a 4 year advanced pilot course.....Duh.

All: O_o

Big gets eaten by nearby python.

Sonic: Thank goodness it's back on track and we're landing!

All: Great!!!!!!

Plane lands and everyone jumps off.

Sonic: Hey where's Tails? He and Cream dissapeared at the beggining of the spoof.

Shadow: Ohhhhhh I know, I know, I know!!! They---

Shadow gets bit by cobra.

All: O_o

Shadow recovered and used the fatality as a basis for his new book, 'How to get bit by a cobra and sue the person who put the snakes on the plane so you're filthy rich and can write books with ridiculously long titles'.




THE SHADOWTRIX



Soneo: Congrats Shadow who have seen the Green Hill Zonetrix

Shadow: Fooey to the Green Hill Zonetrix lets have an actiony gun scene where I dodge a bullet. Then the bullet dodging scene will be cliched throughout time!!!!

Soneo: O_o

SSX: Ok I never really watched the Matrix so.....

I shoot the cameras



THE SONIC CODE



Sonic: Amy, we're so close to the Big Shiny Ring!!!

Amy: Indeed then this mystery will be solved and we can find out if I'm related to the original creator of Sony!!!

Sonic: Do you really want to be related to him?

Shadow: I know what she wants to be to him....(smirk)

Sonic: O_o Oh the horror of a dirty hedgehogs mind.

Shadow: I'm not dirty my fur is naturally black!

All: O_o

Amy: Kiss me my love!!!

Sonic: I can't!

Amy: Why not?!?!?!?

Sonic: I just ate some goat cheese!!!

Amy: -_-

Sonic kisses Amy

(There you go Sonamy fans have a friggin bone)

Amy: I love you Sonic:

Knuckles crashes through wall

Sonic: What the?!?!?!!?!?!?

Knuckles: I'm the anti-mushy scene department!

Shadow: Are the sunglasses part of the attire?

Knuckles: No they're just nice.

All: -_-

Amy: Are we even anywhere NEAR the movie plot anymore?!?!?!???!?!

Sonic: Found the Big Shiny Ring!!!!

Amy: Well?

Shadow grabs the ring

Shadow: You're not related to the creator of Sony!

Amy: Drat!

Shadow: But you're pregnant!!

Sonic(In a high surprised squeaky voice): Amy!?!?!??!?!!?

Knuckles: That explains the stomach eh?

Sonic: You're overeating chocolate binge is......

Shadow: The end of this spoof and story






SSX: I felt funny tonight

Sonic: Who's the father you sick demented retard!??!?!

SSX: Aaaaannnnddddd why do you care again?

Sonic: Um I don't.....(shuffles away)

DSPO: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!


KA-POPCORN!!!!!

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