Chapter 9 - Psycho Ed

Sonic: Hey brother man!

Shadow looks around

Shadow: Um....are you talking to me?

Sonic: Sure am!! How do you ya like my sizzlin' hot grillz?

Shadow: O_o.....Isn't that Vector's job?

Vector: Word up to all my homies!!

Tails: Shut up!!!!!!

Vector: I put my music on the loudspeakers!!!

Muzak starts playing from the loudspeakers

Charmy: Can we go now? Please Please Please PLEASE?!?!?!

Vector: Sure thing home slice!

Charmy runs off

Vector: Fo shizzle my nizzle ya lil' shiznits!!!

Amy: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Vector runs away giggling

Shadow: Oooooooooooooooooooook. HEY! Who wants to meet my college fraternity roomate, Psycho Ed?

(crickets chirp in the background)

Psycho Ed: Hey hey HEY!!! It's Pshyyyyyyyyyco Ed!!!

All: O_o

Psycho Ed: Hey little lady do you like cheese?

Amy: Um.......yes?

Psycho Ed: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE cheese! especially cheesy popcorn. ButIdon'tjustlikecheesypopcornIlikeallkindsofpopcornespeciallybutterdoyoulikebutterIlikebutterherehavesomecheese!!!!!!

All: O_o

Psycho Ed throws a block of cheese at Amy

Amy: Ow!!! My head!!!

Psycho Ed: You know people say there's something wrong with my head, butIthinkthatthey'repoopsniffingbaboonswhodon'tgiveadamnwhatotherpeoplethinkisithotinhereIsurethinkit'shotinhereGOLLYit'slikeafreakingoveninherewhere'sthefreakingthermostat?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

All: O_o Shadow are you sure this is your college bud?

Shadow: Hm? Oh did I say college bud? I meant my bud from that time I had a mental breakdown and started killing people I missed Maria soooooo much.

All: Damnit Shadow what did you bring him here?!?!?!?

Shadow: Because I got used to his incoherent babbling, and I felt mean today.

Sonic: DAMNIT!!!

So everyone except Shadow commited suicide, or was bored to death with Ed's speech on possums. Mostly the second one.




SSX: Sorry I had to cut it short, family outing.

DSPO: REVIEW!!!!!!!!




KA-POPCORN!!!!!

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