Chapter 3 - Chapter 3!
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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3!
Chapter 3 - Chapter 3!
Deidara: Cough cough, un.
Kisame: Hasn’t Itachi ever LIKED anybody before?!! >:
Sasuke: No. ._.
Raphael: How old is he again? O_O
Sasuke: He turned sixteen again last month. V_V
Raphael: Sixteen AGAIN? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!! >:
Sasuke: Just that. Again.
Raphael: ISN’T THAT YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE?!!
TTfan1: He’s twenty-five, if Naruto’s twenty.
Itachi: (pauses) How do you know that?
TTfan1: No reason! >_>;
Itachi: You’re hiding something. T_T
TTfan1: No I’m not!
Itachi: Surrrrrrrrrre. (notices binder on table, picks it up) What’s in here?
TTfan1: NOOOOO!!!! *LUNGE*
Itachi: *dodges, opens binder* What the HELL is this?!!
TTfan1: It’s nothing!! @_@
Itachi: You STALK me?!! *takes paper out if binder, holds it up*
Paper:
INFORMATION RECORDS
NAME: Uchiha Itachi
ALIAS: N/A
AGE: 24
BIRTHDAY: July 23, 1983
SEX: Male?
WEIGHT: 125.9 lbs. (57.1 kg)
HEIGHT: 5’ 8” (173 cm.)
EYE COLOR: Black/Red
HAIR COLOR: Black
ETHNICITY (RACE): Japanese (Uchiha Clan)
BLOOD TYPE: AB
QUOTE: "Foolish little brother... If you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me... and survive in an unsightly way. Run. Run, and cling to life."
STATUS: Akatsuki Member, ANBU Squad Captain
COSPLAY OUTFIT AVAILABLE AT: mooncostumes.com, costumefamily.com, fanplusfriend.com
(Fanplusfriend is the best one.)
Itachi: *twitch*
TTfan1: You have the same blood type as me. ^_^
Itachi: …I’ll contact you in case of a transfusion. >_>
TTfan1: (stares at paper) But what BOTHERS me is that you’re THREE inches taller than me, TEN AND A HALF years OLDER, and yet ONLY WEIGH a POUND MORE than I do! *upset*
Itachi: You’re just fat. U_U
TTfan1: I am not! You’re anorexic!
Itachi: I’m bulimic, not anorexic! >:
Naruto: *struggles away from Rukia* O.O
Rukia: *drags Ichigo* >:
Ichigo: (kicks Rukia’s legs out)
Rukia: Ack! (falls down)
Ichigo: RUN AWAY!!!! *FLEE!*
Naruto: Wait! Unchain me! TT____TT
Kisame: Blub. *sloshes water around in fishbowl* =_=
Fish: *tiny screaming*
Sasuke: SHUT THAT FISH UP! >:
Raphael: Aww, you’re PESing!!
Itachi: PESing?
TTfan1: You mean PMSing.
Raphael: No, PESing. The MALE EQUIVALENT of PMSing. ^_^
Itachi: Well, what’s the ‘E’ stand for? ._.
Raphael: What do you THINK it stands for? ^^
TTfan1: Uh, well, I think it could stand for either—
Raphael: Yup, that’s it! ^_^
Sasuke: STOP BEING SUCH A dog!!!
Raphael: I love you too, baby! :)
Sasuke: *squints at him* =_______+
TTfan1: I think we’d better cut to commercial. ._.
Itachi: Please, please, PLEASE do. T_T
(HAH! Itachi now weighs about 4 pounds MORE than I do!! HAZAH!!!)
Kisame: Hasn’t Itachi ever LIKED anybody before?!! >:
Sasuke: No. ._.
Raphael: How old is he again? O_O
Sasuke: He turned sixteen again last month. V_V
Raphael: Sixteen AGAIN? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!! >:
Sasuke: Just that. Again.
Raphael: ISN’T THAT YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE?!!
TTfan1: He’s twenty-five, if Naruto’s twenty.
Itachi: (pauses) How do you know that?
TTfan1: No reason! >_>;
Itachi: You’re hiding something. T_T
TTfan1: No I’m not!
Itachi: Surrrrrrrrrre. (notices binder on table, picks it up) What’s in here?
TTfan1: NOOOOO!!!! *LUNGE*
Itachi: *dodges, opens binder* What the HELL is this?!!
TTfan1: It’s nothing!! @_@
Itachi: You STALK me?!! *takes paper out if binder, holds it up*
Paper:
INFORMATION RECORDS
NAME: Uchiha Itachi
ALIAS: N/A
AGE: 24
BIRTHDAY: July 23, 1983
SEX: Male?
WEIGHT: 125.9 lbs. (57.1 kg)
HEIGHT: 5’ 8” (173 cm.)
EYE COLOR: Black/Red
HAIR COLOR: Black
ETHNICITY (RACE): Japanese (Uchiha Clan)
BLOOD TYPE: AB
QUOTE: "Foolish little brother... If you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me... and survive in an unsightly way. Run. Run, and cling to life."
STATUS: Akatsuki Member, ANBU Squad Captain
COSPLAY OUTFIT AVAILABLE AT: mooncostumes.com, costumefamily.com, fanplusfriend.com
(Fanplusfriend is the best one.)
Itachi: *twitch*
TTfan1: You have the same blood type as me. ^_^
Itachi: …I’ll contact you in case of a transfusion. >_>
TTfan1: (stares at paper) But what BOTHERS me is that you’re THREE inches taller than me, TEN AND A HALF years OLDER, and yet ONLY WEIGH a POUND MORE than I do! *upset*
Itachi: You’re just fat. U_U
TTfan1: I am not! You’re anorexic!
Itachi: I’m bulimic, not anorexic! >:
Naruto: *struggles away from Rukia* O.O
Rukia: *drags Ichigo* >:
Ichigo: (kicks Rukia’s legs out)
Rukia: Ack! (falls down)
Ichigo: RUN AWAY!!!! *FLEE!*
Naruto: Wait! Unchain me! TT____TT
Kisame: Blub. *sloshes water around in fishbowl* =_=
Fish: *tiny screaming*
Sasuke: SHUT THAT FISH UP! >:
Raphael: Aww, you’re PESing!!
Itachi: PESing?
TTfan1: You mean PMSing.
Raphael: No, PESing. The MALE EQUIVALENT of PMSing. ^_^
Itachi: Well, what’s the ‘E’ stand for? ._.
Raphael: What do you THINK it stands for? ^^
TTfan1: Uh, well, I think it could stand for either—
Raphael: Yup, that’s it! ^_^
Sasuke: STOP BEING SUCH A dog!!!
Raphael: I love you too, baby! :)
Sasuke: *squints at him* =_______+
TTfan1: I think we’d better cut to commercial. ._.
Itachi: Please, please, PLEASE do. T_T
(HAH! Itachi now weighs about 4 pounds MORE than I do!! HAZAH!!!)
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TTfan1 on May 20, 2008, 8:06:31 AM
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No, that would be the song Four Seasons By Namie Amuro. they used it as the ending for the 4th IY movie. ^_^animefan4evr on May 19, 2008, 9:06:13 AM
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idk where ur mind came from, but it wasn't earth XDand did u just make up a bunch of japanese words in the last part? or is it really real japanese words with meaning? lol
the only word i kno in that whole thing is hikari=light XD