Chapter 4 - Violet Beauregarde
Submitted November 19, 2005 Updated December 26, 2005 Status Incomplete | Are you familer with the know your stars skit on all that? Heres the same thing except it has the CATCF cast! PLEASE READ!!! ITS FUNNY!!!
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Chapter 4 - Violet Beauregarde
Chapter 4 - Violet Beauregarde
Violet walked on the stage and sat down.
“Know your stars,” said the voice. “Violet Beauregarde… hates chewing gum.”
“What! No I don't! This piece of gum I'm chewing right this second I worked on for three months. How dare you!” said Violet.
“Violet Beauregarde… regularly dresses up like a grizzly bear.”
“No I don't!” said Violet. “I never even dressed as one for Halloween.”
“Violet Beauregarde… she's really Augustus Gloop's secret admirer.”
“She is!?!?” yelled Augustus excitedly. “Come here Sugar!”
He ran over to Violet and tried to kiss her.
“Gloop! Off my stage now!”
Behind the curtain sat Mike growling.
“Violet Beauregarde… her pretend dream is to be in the Olympics, but her real dream is to open and underground gay bar!”
“What! That's gross! I never thought of it!”
“Now you know Violet Beauregarde.”
Violet stormed off.
Next victim, Mike! Ideas? This is not as good as the past three chapters.
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Rexysgirl on December 6, 2005, 4:55:16 AM
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Atems_Little_Girl on November 20, 2005, 8:57:56 AM
ME HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Write that he hates VIDEOGAMES!!!
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A. He's Stupid
B. He likes Violet (in this case its true in ur story.... then make him blush go all like..."n....no....I d....dont *blush blush*"
C. He's Prep
D. He likes corny baby music (that'll make him REEEEAL mad lol)
E. He likes Barney (lmao)
those would be funny but those are just my suggestions lol.... I cant wait to see know ur stars with mikey in it lol this is gonna be hilarious....