Chapter 1 - What I've Learned
Submitted November 24, 2008 Updated November 29, 2008 Status Incomplete | After playing some of Sonic Unleashed, I had no choice but to mock it a little. I'm not saying I hate the game - hell, this is probabally the best Sonic game out here in the "next gen", as Sega calls it. I recommened this game.
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Chapter 1 - What I've Learned
Chapter 1 - What I've Learned
1. Dogs cannot die from chocolate, nor any animal, including a rainbow pheonix of pretty-light-sparkle.
2. Werewolves have stretchy arms, are perfectly friendly, and sound like Jet The Hawk with a bad cold.
3. Everyone is Dan Green.
4. YOU ARE DAN GREEN.
5. It is possible to run on water.
6. Anyone who is grumpy, or acts strange at night are possessed by dark spirits and so therefore, must be attacked with a camera.
7. Hedgehogs can run upside-down.
8. All you need are gloves and shoes to survive freezing cold climates.
9. When transformed into a werehog, everyone will reconize you except the person who has been stalking you for the last billion games.
10. it is possible to run 600 mph and not get whiplash and die.
11. Hedgehogs are half the size of humans, and much taller than humans when tranformed into werehogs.
12. balloons are powerful enough to, not only support someone's weight, but shoot them upwards.
13. Europe is actually named Spagonia.
14. Antartica is actually named Holaska.
15. Greece is actually named Mykonos.
15. China is actually named Chun-Nun.
16. Africa is actually named Mazuri.
17. San Fransico is actually named Empire City.
18. Egypt is actually named Shamar.
19. Although people in Afr - I mean Mazuri don't know what most American things mean, they know what magazines are.
20. Artists chuck their books everywhere, hoping hedge/werehogs will someday find them. As in, for no reason at all.
21. Every store anywhere sells chilidogs.
22. Every town/city has a hotdog stand, and the seller of the hotdog stand will always refuse to sell them to you EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE SONIC THE HEDGE/WEREHOG AND YOU DESERVE HOTDOGS, DAMNIT, unless you preform arduous tasks that require you to kill yourself.
23. Defying the laws of physics is now possible! You can quickstep left and right without stopping, and not fall down/break every bone in your body!
that's all I've got so far. If you have any ideas, contact me!
2. Werewolves have stretchy arms, are perfectly friendly, and sound like Jet The Hawk with a bad cold.
3. Everyone is Dan Green.
4. YOU ARE DAN GREEN.
5. It is possible to run on water.
6. Anyone who is grumpy, or acts strange at night are possessed by dark spirits and so therefore, must be attacked with a camera.
7. Hedgehogs can run upside-down.
8. All you need are gloves and shoes to survive freezing cold climates.
9. When transformed into a werehog, everyone will reconize you except the person who has been stalking you for the last billion games.
10. it is possible to run 600 mph and not get whiplash and die.
11. Hedgehogs are half the size of humans, and much taller than humans when tranformed into werehogs.
12. balloons are powerful enough to, not only support someone's weight, but shoot them upwards.
13. Europe is actually named Spagonia.
14. Antartica is actually named Holaska.
15. Greece is actually named Mykonos.
15. China is actually named Chun-Nun.
16. Africa is actually named Mazuri.
17. San Fransico is actually named Empire City.
18. Egypt is actually named Shamar.
19. Although people in Afr - I mean Mazuri don't know what most American things mean, they know what magazines are.
20. Artists chuck their books everywhere, hoping hedge/werehogs will someday find them. As in, for no reason at all.
21. Every store anywhere sells chilidogs.
22. Every town/city has a hotdog stand, and the seller of the hotdog stand will always refuse to sell them to you EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE SONIC THE HEDGE/WEREHOG AND YOU DESERVE HOTDOGS, DAMNIT, unless you preform arduous tasks that require you to kill yourself.
23. Defying the laws of physics is now possible! You can quickstep left and right without stopping, and not fall down/break every bone in your body!
that's all I've got so far. If you have any ideas, contact me!
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ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on December 2, 2008, 4:57:57 AM
TheGameArtCritic on December 3, 2008, 7:25:30 AM
I think it would be more interesting if Holaska was exactly like what you just said. XDSonic: i have the money... I REALLY want to... but... I don't actually have a... a...
Me: penis?
Sonic: *le sob*
Nelson: Haha!
Zukoinferno on November 29, 2008, 6:09:24 AM
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how about "you can defy the laws of physics and shift left and right without stopping" for the quick step. or something like it, i suck eggs at explaining things like this.TheGameArtCritic on November 29, 2008, 6:56:56 AM
maybeh... I'll have to put that in my own words... >.>Zukoinferno on November 29, 2008, 7:09:31 AM
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course... course...Falconlobo on November 24, 2008, 11:02:43 AM
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LOl who's Dan GreenTheGameArtCritic on November 25, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
Dan Green worked for 4Kids and made stuff like Sonic X lame. He voiced (in video games) Knuckles the Echidna, Storm the Albatross, Mephiles the Dark, and Vector the Crocodile, and voiced Knuckles again in Sonic X.He also voiced Yugi, and Yami Yugi in Yugi-Oh.
In Pokemon (the Pokemon movies) he voiced Mewtwo, Lugia, Entei, and some of the humans.
Finally, he voiced the mayor in Spongebob's special "Who Bob What Pants"
This is just a few of Dan Green's accomplishments. He's pretty famous to fans of Sonic.
Falconlobo on November 25, 2008, 12:53:55 AM
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ah okay i don't play sonci games no consolesTheGameArtCritic on November 25, 2008, 5:21:48 AM
Sonic is voiced by Jason GriffithFalconlobo on November 25, 2008, 5:25:32 AM
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oh okayFalconlobo on November 25, 2008, 12:54:10 AM
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Sonic i meantalucadawn16 on November 24, 2008, 8:24:05 AM
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XD *ROFLMAO* incredible that the most i've learned in a day XD nah jk awsome critic^^ very nice^^TheGameArtCritic on November 24, 2008, 8:26:41 AM
thank you ^^I would actually believe you for the learning thing, though...
happy Thanksgiving Break XD
Now I'm a superstar c:
Lovely statements of the painfully obvious lol I'd read the second chapter, but I haven't been to Holaska yet...
which I thought was Alaska with a little more hoes added to the population :D