Chapter 1 - The song

I do NOT own lotr or the song 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' Hee hee

P.S. I was drinking too much soda, so please don't get mad at me.

Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly
There's a land that I've dreamed of, once in a lulabye
Where happy little bluebirds sing
Above a big, fat golden ring
of DOOM!!!
Where Golem calls it his precious
And humans fry
Then Bilbo makes some evil eyes
As he tries to take Frodo's prize (My brother couldn't stop laughing here)
Samwise Sam helps Frodo hide
From the ringwraths come to whipe their hides
Then Aragorn, Gimili, and Legolos go to die
Somewhere over the rainbow
Dragons rise
Then Frodo and Sam go to mount Foomp (hee hee)
To throw the ring into a firey pit of
DOOM!
Then Golem eats Frodo's finger,
As he fries
Happy that this retard song is over

DA END

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