Chapter 3 - chapter 3

Tikal shouted with great volume and authority, "Bow down to me!" "Especially you!" she then shouted, pointing her scepter at Espio, who had walked in through the hole. "NOOOOOOO!! Shouted Espio, "Then I won't be able to read Phantom42's stories!"

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"BOW!" screamed Tikal, enraged. "OK" replied Espio quickly, as he dropped to his knees and started bowing, "Bowing is fun!" By this time all of the pink aliens were bowing in unison and chanting in unison, "The great echidna has come. We are free. We will no longer be weird."

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Suddenly Tikal said in a surprisingly calm and nice voice, "I must complete my mission; the reason I came here. HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZADON!" "what?" was all Sonic could reply with. Tikal explained, "Once I said 'Merry Christmas' to a guy I later figured out celebrated Hanukkah and he hit me with a brick. So I invented Christmahanukwanzadon. 'Christma' comes from Christmas. 'Hanu' comes from Hanukkah. 'Kwanza' obviously comes from Kwanza. And 'don' comes from Ramadon. And ever since I started saying that I only got weird looks instead if a flying brick to the head." "oh. That makes perfect sense." Sonic said.

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