Chapter 1 - Go-Fish!

Kingdom Hearts Parody. ((Cement, frogs, and um.Big Ben!)) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aerith: CLOUD!
Cloud: Huh? What? *turns around*
Aerith: You know when I came over last night and asked you if I could borrow some shampoo...Right?!
Cloud: I guess so. What of it?
Aerith: You gave me CEMENT!!! *throws the bottle at Cloud*
Cloud: No, I guess you read it wrong. *looks at the bottle* It said Sierra Mint! *snicker* ((long story with theh. Um...Sierra Mint thingie...lol ^^'))
Aerith: Oh, No...Y-You IDIOT!
Cloud: *sniffs Aerith's hair* But your hair smells so prettttty! Like.. gravel.*cough* *fake smile*
Aerith: Just LOOK at my Hair! *pokes hair and a chunk of it falls off* AUGH! Y-You, big...YOU NO GOOD FAT- *URK* *turns away*
Cloud: *pokes the URK* Ooohhh. Squisheh! Hey! I'm not big or fat!
Aerith: Humph!

*Somewhere on a giant island of doomnessnessness.((DUN DUN DUN!!!))*

Riku: HA! YOUR GUNNA GET IT!
Ansem: Never! I'm going to win!
Riku: To bad! Go-fish! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ansem: Hey you cheated!
Mickey: *wearing a control collar* Here is your drink. Here is your drink.
Riku: *Picks up his glass of Hawaiian punch and pours it all over Ansem*
Riku: IN YOUR FACE MAN!
Ansem: *doesn't notice* Harhar! *poke* heh *poke* Isn't he funny with his big ears?
Riku: Dude, I don't-
*Ansem screams loudly* think you should do that.. *sigh/shrug*
Ansem: EeEeEeEeH! He bit meh! It looks infected! NOOOO! I'm bleeding! GAH! My sexy black leather pants! My marshmellowy hair! *rips out hair* Wait! THIS is Hawaiian punch! *sniff-sniff* YOU! *points at Riku*

*Somewhere back at Traverse town*

Cloud: *Running around screaming* HELP! SHE IS A PSYCHO-MANIAC! EEP!
Aerith: *Is chasing Cloud, Dragging his big band-aided sword of doom! DUN DUN DUN!!!* Come Er' Cloud! I have something to give you! *Drops sword on her foot* EEEEEP! MEH FOOT!
Leon: *Runs up* What in the world is going on!? EEP! *slash*
*Aerith cuts off a strand of Leon's hair*
Aerith: Eh, eh..heh..heh.Sorry Leon..Heh.
Leon: MEH BEAUTIFUL HAIR! Do you have any idea how long it took me to get this beautiful hair from, Afro to this?! *points to hair*
Yuffie: *Runs up* *pokes Leon in the eye* Hey Leon you're foaming at the mouth! UGH! Holy crap! What happened to your beautiful hair?!
Leon: *Points at Aerith*
Yuffie: *Stomps over to Aerith* HEY! You hatin' on my man?!
Aerith: I didn't do it! It...It was Sora! ^^'
Yuffie: Hmmmm...*Looks around* Where is that girlie guy anyways?!
Aerith/Cloud/Leon: *Shrugs* I dunno..

*A box fly's out of no-where..labeled "Poland." When the box hits the ground, Sora fly's out*

Sora: Weeeeeeh!
Yuffie/Aerith/Leon/Cloud: *Teardrop*
Yuffie: You know? I'm not going to even bother...*Teardrop**Walks away*
Riku: *Walks up* Hi Sora.
Sora: Hi Riku! Look at meh ring!
*Holds his hand out, there is a fake gold ring on his left ring finger. It has a pink Care Bear on it*
Riku: That's SOOOO prettyflull! *giggles**takes it, then runs away* MINE!
Sora: MY RING! WAAAAH! *Chases Riku, and they all shrug again*
Riku: Neener Neener Neenah! *Does the Mongolian Eye dropper thingie*
Sora: *trips and does a flying flip over the nearest bench, landing on his face* Meow..
Riku: *turns around* SORA! *helps him up, and gives him his prettyful ring back* *sniff*
Sora: Yay! Meow..AUGH! MY HAIR! *pulls a strand of hair out of his bangs* WAAHHHH! *sniff*
Riku: *snicker**snicker* Hey, since when did you become a lookey freak? ((A lookey freak is someone who really cares about their hair and their face.lol my word!))
Sora: Since..*10 minutes later* uh...NOWS! ^^
Riku: *teardrop* Well.*sigh* *goes crazy* I have facials on. lemme' see, um...Wednesdays at 3:30 and Thursdays at 4:00! ^^ It makes my skin soft like, Toile' paper! Yay!
Sora: *silence/teardrop*

*Guy in hooded robe appears*

Sora/Riku: *Teardrop*
Guy in robe: You do not know what lies beyond the giant door of doom! ((Dun Dun Dun!!!))BOOO!
Sora/Riku: AAAAAAAAHH! THE BOOGIE MAN! EEP! *hug eachother*
Guy in robe: *Ansem pops out* Geez.You dude's are like, idious-maximus er' sumthing. *laughs insanely* MUAHHHAAAHAA!
Sora/Riku: *un-hug* ((Sugary goodness! Riku is lucky he got to hug Sora! ^^)) Sora: Big words are confusthing meh.*sniff*
Riku: *stares* Ansem: Whatever..*shrugs* Wanna' play a game? Sora: Blues clues! ^^ Yay!
Riku: What's the Catch?
Ansem: Nah..No catch. *puts hands on face* les' just play.. RED LIGHT,GREEN LIGHT! Now..Green light!
Sora: *Freezes* Hwee! ((what a tard!))
Riku: *Runs away*
Ansem:*Takes hands away* Yay! Red light!
Sora: *Starts running away*
Ansem: Yay! I found you!
Sora: *sniff* waaaah..Hey! you found me! You win a Paupou fruit!((er.I cant spell.))
Ansem: Really?! *bats eyelashes* really? I feel so special!
Sora: *does the loser sign, hitting Ansem on the forehead, causing pine needles to go up his nose, and he goes to sleep* NO! My Paupou fruit! *runs away*
Riku: *See's Sora* Hi Sora.
Sora: *Walks up, next to Riku* hey Riku. Guess what?
Riku: What? *Said with a slight hint of Curiosity! ^^;;*
Sora: *snicker* Chicken butt!! ^^ ((How cute!))
Riku: *giggle* I'm hungry! Gimme' that! *steals paupou fruit*
Sora: *takes it back before Riku can take a bite out of it, and rips it in half, giving the other half to Riku* SHARE! *chomp*
Riku: Yay! *chomp* Sora: *chomp* Mmmm..Doughnuts.
Riku: Doughnuts? Where?! *chomp*

*Right then, Sue-ellen pops out of the powpou fruit*

Riku: AAAAAAAHH! *runs off screaming*
Sora: Sue-Ellen! Sue-ellen: Me love you! ^^
Sora: I love you too! *hugs it*
Sue-ellen: *disappears* Bai!
Sora: Mary-jay?! WAAAAH! *throws have eaten paupou fruit in Leon's hair* Leon/Squall: Y-You insolent fool!
Sora: What?! You know where Sue-ellen is?! Yay!
Leon: *rubs temples* MY HAIR! *sniff*

*Everybody looks as Aerith is chasing Cloud around with a Frog in her hand*
((DUN DUN DUN!!!))

Cloud: No please! I didn't mean it! Put it down! Put it down! Waaaa! *runs around like an idiot*
Aerith: I beg ta' differ!!!
Cloud: *stops* Differ? I have no such word in my vocab....hmmmm....Better add it. Beep..Beep.
Aerith: *teardrop* What a moron.*throws frog in Clouds hair*
Cloud: AAAAH! GET IT OUT!!! GET IT OUTTA MY HAIR! WAAA!!! *cries*
Sora: *Runs to Cloud* I'm coming Cloud! WWWEEEEEH!
Leon: Oh no you don't! *Grabs Sora by the collar and stuffs him in a box labeled England*
Sora: Weeee!
Leon: *throws in a brochure* And say Hi to Big Ben fer' meh!!
Sora: Okay! YAY!

*When Leon is trying to stuff Sora in the box it breaks*

Leon: G..EEZ SORA! *grunt* What size shoe do you wear?
Sora: Um...I dunno.*Starts taking off shoes*
Leon: NEVEEEER!!!! *Leon, in a panic throws Sora into a bigger box labeled England. He fits, but it is filled with fish*
Sora: Ummm.. Leon? ^^'
Leon: And stay out!!! *Kick's the box and it goes flying into the air, it lands in a river somewhere in England*
Sora: Hmmm..Where is Sue-ellen?! *Sue-ellen pops out of all the fish and lands on Sora's lap*
Sue-ellen: I wuvs you.
Sora: *hugs it* I love you too! ^^
Sue-ellen: *Disappears again*
Sora: noooo!!! *sniff* *hide's in corner*

*All of the sudden Mako-Tsunami pop's out of the fish*

Sora: MAKO!
Mako-T: SORA! *hugs Sora*
Sora: *Sneezes* I don' like you, y-you smell like fish! *sneezes again and Mako-T fly's out of the box and lands into the water*
Sora: MAKO! I DIDNT MEAN IT! *sniff* *looks in brochure*
Mako-T: Help meh! I can't swim! *sinks and dies* Weeee!
Sora again: Hi Big Ben! *See's a giant clock*

*Back at Traverse town*

Kairi: *Walk's up behind Leon and takes the paupou fruit out of his hair, then starts to eat it*
Leon: Hey! That's mine!
Kairi: Yummmeh! *looks at Leon after stuffing her face* Hey! You snooze you lose,man!
Leon: Awww..*sniffles* *Walks away*

THE END/ 2 BE CONTINUED! ((MAYBE!))

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