Chapter 4 - Monkeyfist and the empty room

Captain Hero has caught G-Bot.

C. Hero: Well, what have we here?
G-Bot: G-Bot and a big strong superhero! (smile.)
C. Hero: How nice. Hey, Xandir! Take a look at this one!

Xandir looks at Trevor's butt and giggles.

Xandir: Nice @$$!
G-Bot & C. Hero: Thanks. (smile.)
Xandir: Hey, I didn't mean you!
C. Hero: Don't be so mean to that cute little G-Bot.
Xandir: Oopsie doodle. Sorry, Captain Hero but I've been distracted a little bit. (blushes.)

Captain Hero looks at Felia Paed who stands behind the sofa chatting with Foxxy and Trevor.

C. Hero: Finally - It's about time you show interest for the female gender but leave the sweet blondie to me...
Xandir: I don't mean Felia Paed! It's that handsome Trevor.

Xandir in the cam-room:

Xandir: Punks and rebels turn me totally on. And Trevor is just the perfect dreamboy for me. (languishes.)

Back in the living-room:

C.Hero: So her name is Felia Paed. Well, well...
G-Bot: Trevor loves women!
Xandir: And what about men? I just hope he's bisexual...

Captain Hero in the cam-room:

C. Hero: Just to keep it in mind: Almost everyone in this house is bisexual... Somebody did it with a goat once, but I won't tell any names... (An arrow pops up and points at Captain Hero.) Hey!

Back in the living-room again:

G-Bot: Trevor loves women only!
Xandir: Are you sure?
G-Bot: Yes, I am!

G-Bot and Xandir in the cam-room:

G-Bot: Trevor hates homos... Except for lesbians. Poor Xandir. Now he's probably sad about it. Though I just told the truth.
Xandir: Ah, nevermind. Life goes on...

Back to the future - Oops, I mean, back in the living-room:

G-Bot: Do you guys wanna play?
C. Hero: Of course, I want. That means, I'd like to play with Felias two big hooters. So, would you excuse me...?

Captain Hero hands G-Bot over to Xandir and walks over to Felia. Xandir looks enervated.

Xandir: Typical for Captain Hero.
G-Bot: I wanna play with her hooters too!
Xandir: Pshht! G-Bot, please!

Captain Hero stands in front of Felia. She blushes and gets hard nipples.

C.Hero: Uh... Hi, my name is Captain Hero. But you can call me Cappy if you want...

Felia snickers.

Felia: Hi, handsome. Would you like to see my hooters?
C. Hero: Wha-wha-wha-what?! Listen, I'm not that kind of guy who wants you to get laid but if you don't mind we could...

Felia is holding two owls on her arms.

Felia: Aren't they adorable? I call them Berta and Gerta. (smile.)

Captain Hero is stunned. His chin reaches down to his neck. Felia laughs.

Felia in the cam-room:

Felia: (giggles.) Boys have only one thing in mind... This is so sweet and funny.

Meanwhile Intruder Monkeyfist is looking for an empty room.

Monkeyfist: Those disgusting earthlings just annoy the hell out of me! So primitive, so-

Spanky comes out of the bathroom.

Spanky: Ah, now I feel a few pounds lighter.
Monkeyfist: Hey, you! You're not a human!
Spanky: Duh-uh! I'm a pig. And of course I mean it ambiguous... (grin.)

Monkeyfist in the cam-room:

Monkeyfist: A pig... I think that species seems familiar to me. Definately the predecessor of the human... Or was it the other way round?

Back:

Monkeyfist: Bow to me, pig! Obey your future-master, Intruder Monkeyfist!

Spanky shakes hands with Monkeyfist. Monkeyfist looks surprised.

Spanky: I bow to you later when I have to fart, Monkeyfist. Spanky Ham is my name. If I were you I wouldn't go in the bathroom right now. I've cut the cheese in there.

Spanky in the cam-room:

Spanky: For an alien she doesn't look that bad. In fact: I'd like to date her some time... What? You wanna know how I recognized it's a female? A pig can smell it! (wink.)

Back again:

Spanky: See you later!

Spanky goes. Monkeyfist is still looking at it's shaken hand.

Spanky in the cam-room:

Spanky: (mad grin.) I haven't washed my hands.

Monkeyfist opens the bathroom carefully. A stinking smoke comes out of the bathroom.

Monkeyfist: METHANE GAS !!!

Monkeyfist slams the door quickly. The alien is all sweaty and takes out a voice recorder.

Monkeyfist: Note to me: Never ever enter the bathroom when that pig named Spanky was in there... (shudder.) Onward to my search for an empty room!

Monkeyfist opens the torture-chamber.

Monkeyfist: Too dirty.

Monkeyfist leaves the torture-chamber and opens the darkroom.

Monkeyfist: Too dark and nasty.

Monkeyfist leaves the darkroom and opens the door to hell. A nazi wearing a ballet-outfit dances ballet.

Monkeyfist: Excuse me, please? Can you tell me where I can find an empty room to build my laboratory of evil?
Nazi: Ein empty room ist noch on der right side. Heil, H**ler!
Monkeyfist: Thanks.

Monkeyfist leaves hell and opens the empty room. The alien hears spanish-speaking mice playing Pinata.

Monkeyfist: Get lost, you disease-causing pest!! Or I'll burn off your asses!

Monkeyfist takes out a lasergun and shots the mice to dust.

Monkeyfist in the cam-room:

Monkeyfist: You really can't say that they were the fastest mice from Mexico. (evil laugh.) Yes, that was a good joke.

Back in the empty room:

Monkeyfist places a metal-box in the middle of the empty room. The alien pushes the build-up-button which is installed on the metal-box and leaves. The metal-box begins to grow and transforms into a high-tech-laboratory. Monkeyfist comes back.

Monkeyfist: Perfect!

Somebody knocks at the door.

Who could it be? What would Intruder Monkeyfist do next? And are you excited for Christmas? Oh, no! It's a tumor! XD You find it out in the next coming chapter of DRAWN TOGETHER SURVIVAL! Weeeeeeeeeee...!

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