Chapter 24 - Satan wants you dead

Ling-Ling: Who wants to know? We won health and honour.
Monkeyfist: Did I miss something?
Spanky: No.
Wooldoor: No.
G-Bot: No, master.
Ling-Ling: No.
Wooldoor: … Except for blood, giant boobs, explosions and other special effects…
G-Bot: Aw, man! It was HELL going on in here!
Wooldoor: … And Felia, Foxxy and Xandir were killed.
Monkeyfist: Excellent… (folds its hands and looks devious.) Exactly what I had in mind …
Spanky: What do you mean with that, Monkeyfist?
Monkeyfist: I haven’t said anything suspicious! (looks in the air, whistles and spins its thumbs.)
Spanky: You have, it sounded like you have planned this -… Ah, it’s not that important. What about the rest of the doppelgangers?
Monkeyfist: I can tell you that. I’ve manipulated their thoughts with my mind-controlling-gun and now they beat each others up since the beginning of this match.

Far away you can see how Spongebob and Invader Zim still beat each others up. They look exhausted.

Zim: I’ll destroy you with a little finger push, you mollusc! (Groan!)
Spongebob: I take your hits like a dignified sponge… (Pant!)

As Invader Zim holds his arm up high to hit Spongebob, both fall down.

Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling confess: Good strategy!
Monkeyfist: I know, I know, I could beat them all and earn the „title of honour“ as the world-biggest Mary-Sue character ever existed, but I only prefer the fun of watching two primitives beating each others up…
Wooldoor: Sadly I didn’t understand what you just said, but I’m so glad that nothing happened to you. (hugs Monkeyfist.)
Monkeyfist: Hey, what are you doing, Wooldoor?
Wooldoor: I almost thought they have killed you as well.
Monkeyfist: Why that?! Nonsense… (blushes.)
Spanky: Uh, I think that’s enough now, Wooldoor.
Monkeyfist: I tell you when I have enough, Spanky! Although I’m not sure what you’re doing with me, Wooldoor, I’ve got the feeling that-

Wooldoor kisses Monkeyfist unexpected. Romantic music in the background.

Spanky: (angry.) Hey, since when is there something between you guys?! (holds his hands on his head for desperation.) Oh, god! The horror!

Satan enters the arena again.

Satan: You five brave mortals have survived the battle and therefore you have won.

The crowd cheers. Monkeyfist and Wooldoor are still kissing. Satan looks impatient and clears his throat. Spanky pushes Satan from the side a little.

Spanky: May I?

Satan nods. Spanky gives Wooldoor a wedgie.

Wooldoor: OW!!
Monkeyfist: (Coughs and gasps.)
Satan: As I have said: Congratulations, you five have won the battle!
G-Bot: Do I get the promised waffles with ice-cream, pleeeeeeeease?! (is excited.)
Satan: (is talking with the other four.) Is something wrong with that robot? He kind of creeps me out lately…
Spanky: He is like that all the time.
Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling ready to receive health and honour.
Satan: … You better follow me to the backstage…

Satan leaves the arena. G-Bot, Ling-Ling, Monkeyfist, Spanky and Wooldoor follow him.

Monkeyfist: (talks to Wooldoor.) Why did you do this?
Wooldoor: Did what?
Monkeyfist: You know… (looks around.) The kiss…
Wooldoor: Oh! That one!
Monkeyfist: … So… ?
Wooldoor: I just did it because I felt like it. Why did you ask?
Monkeyfist: Oh, nothing… (looks away and blushes.) Hey, Ling-Ling. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Ling-Ling: You better should. Ling-Ling sense that big red guy is up to plan something different than usual thing.
Monkeyfist: Exactly, that’s what I was supposed to do! He’s taking my bad reputation from me! I’m supposed to be the evil persona! (shakes one of its four fists.)
Spanky: You can’t beat the master of the evil. You should have known that, Monkeyfist.
Monkeyfist: He wants me to think so…

Monkeyfist looks at Satan with mean eyes. Satan looks back at the alien and grins madly. The scene has blended off. In the next scene you can see G-Bot, Ling-Ling, Monkeyfist, Spanky and Wooldoor stand in front of Satan in backstage and look at him impatiently.

Wooldoor in the underground cam-room:

Wooldoor: The battle was over and Satan wanted to meet us backstage as Ling-Ling asked about the prize. Everyone and everything is quiet. Slowly I feel insecure about this situation, but I’m glad that Monkeyfist is here to protect me… (sweats.) I just hope she will… (looks unsure.)

Ling-Ling in the underground cam-room:

Ling-Ling: Really strange that Satan still let us wait. He better don’t be a phoney or else… (prepares a little black lightning-ball.)

Spanky in the underground cam-room:

Spanky: We were the last ones that have survived in this battle of the doppelgangers. I think that Satan didn’t like that not ALL of us have died. I bet he wasn’t prepared for this.

Monkeyfist in the underground cam-room:

Monkeyfist: I haven’t heard of that “lord of the darkness” a lot honestly, but if he thinks he can try to fool me, the brain of the group, Intruder Monkeyfist, then he has signed his own death sentence…

G-Bot in the underground cam-room:

G-Bot: … I’m bored, I’m cold, I’m hungry, I’m thirsty, I’m tired, I need to go peepee-caca, this backstage stinks like doodoo and Satan is a big bad meany! (crosses his arms.)

Back to backstage:

Satan: Well done, I haven’t expected you to stay alive after the battle. Under the skin of your little weak bodies must be the hearts of brave warriors who never close their eyes of what they might be afraid of. Because you don’t even know what fear is. You laughed at the death’s face without even knowing it.
Spanky: Ignorance is bliss.
Wooldoor: (spins his thumbs and smiles insecure.) Life is great and I’m fine, lalalalala… (sweats a lot.)
Monkeyfist: Get to the point now, Satan! I’m getting impatient!
Satan: Fine! The presenter and I were discussing about you Drawn Together Survival members finishing you off. We thought that the doppelgangers will put an end to your pitiful lives. But we were wrong. I’m sorry but you should have never come this far… (takes out his gun and points it at G-Bot.) I begin with you…
G-Bot: Does that mean I don’t get any waffles with ice cream…? (looking sad.)
Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling told you, we get health and honour…!
Satan: YOU GET NOTHING BUT THE DEATH!! (loads the gun.)

G-Bot’s eyes glow red as Satan is about to shoot.

G-Bot: I… want… my… ICE CREEEEAM!!! (makes an uppercut and hits Satan’s chin.)

Satan lets the gun go. The gun flies in the air in slow motion. Spanky catches the gun and aims at Satan.

Spanky: Your game is over, don’t move or I’m going to shoot you!
G-Bot: (turns to Spanky.) Leave him to me…
Spanky: Okay, he’s all yours.
Satan: You fools. You can never defeat me, and if you do, you will cause chaos in this universe. Without me, there’s no evil but not even good. Without me, there will be no hell, but no heaven either…
Monkeyfist: G-BOT! I COMMAND YOU TO DESTROY HIM!!!
G-Bot: Your command is my wish… I think… (transforms to Super G-Bot.)
Satan: You don’t get it, stupid! You can’t destroy me!
Wooldoor: Said Saddam Hussein too and look where he is now!
Saddam: Hey, what’s going on, pumpkin pie? (comes in.)
Satan: Saddam, don’t disturb me! I’m busy!
Saddam: Okay, I see you tonight for some good sex, babe! (winks at Satan and leaves.)
Wooldoor: Gee, that was awkward.
Spanky: Don’t mention it.
Satan: Bring it on if you don’t believe me! Come and fight me!!! (takes off his blazer, his vest and his shirt.)

You can see Satan’s muscular chest and his well formed abs. A black aura surrounds him and his eyes glow brightly yellow.

S. G-Bot: You will regret that you haven’t brought me any waffles with ice cream. (hits Satan on the cheek that the head turns 180°.)
Satan: (turns his head back around.) Nice try, robot. Now it’s my turn…

Satan throws a fireball that throws Super G-Bot through the backstage outside, where usually the Mortal Kombat arena is. This place is quiet. Super G-Bot lands in the middle of the dragon sign, which is engraved on the floor. Super G-Bot stands up slowly and sees Satan in front of him again. Satan laughs evil.

Satan: This will be a piece of cake…

Ling-Ling jumps behind Satan and kicks his neck. Satan staggers a little forward and looks angry.

Satan: How dare you to mock me like that?!
Ling-Ling: Robot not worthy to fight against you, but Ling-Ling. Yes!
Satan: We will see about that… (kicks Ling-Ling.)

Ling-Ling flies 10 meters and lands on the floor again. After that he runs around the arena. He gets faster and faster. Satan looks confused.

Satan: (laughs.) This is pathetic. What the hell does that orange rat think he’s achieving with that?
S. G-Bot: I don’t know…
Satan: I wasn’t asking you, so SHUT UP! (runs towards Super G-Bot and tries to hit him, but he missed.)

Ling-Ling runs so fast that he’s about to create an artificial hurricane. Satan floats slowly.

Satan: What’s going on here?! I’m flying?!

Super G-Bot still stands on the floor because his metallic body is too heavy to float yet. He aims his arm at Satan and shoots a sonic beam at him. Satan looks toasted but he’s still undamaged.

Satan: Come up here so I can kill you, you’re nothing than an electronic object!
S. G-Bot: I would if I could… Wait, I can fly even without the hurricane!

Super G-Bot activates his rocket boots and flies towards Satan. He beats him up several times with kicks and punches but Satan still remains normal.

Satan: I told you already, I’M IMMORTAL!!! (slams Super G-Bot down to the floor.)

Super G-Bot crashes down and the pieces of the floor are spread everywhere. Super G-Bot is too weak to get up. Satan laughs.

Satan: What are you going to do now? Crying? Running home to your momma? Boohoohoohooo! Muhahahahahahaha…!

Satan doesn’t see that on the ceiling there’s an ancient air-conditioner and the blade are as sharp as a Japanese kitchen knife.

Ling-Ling: Sayonara, Oni!

Shortly as Satan gets pretty close to the ceiling, he looks up, gulps and gets cut by the air-conditioner. You can see parts of his horns cut apart and the skin of his body gets deep cutting wounds. The air-conditioner has stopped. Ling-Ling stops running and the hurricane is fading away. Satan falls and lands on the broken Super G-Bot.

Satan: (Pant! Pant!) This is unbelievable! (Pant! Pant!) I’ve got wounds… (looks at his arms.) Everywhere… (looks at his legs.) And I’m bleeding! I cannot bleed! I’m not supposed to bleed!! CURSE YOU, LITTLE FUZZY MONSTER!!
Ling-Ling: Leave Super G-Bot alone, Oni.
Satan: Why do you call me Oni all the time?
Ling-Ling: Because Oni japanese!! (throws a lightning ball at him.)
Satan: Hahahahaha! That tickles! My turn now! (smashes his arms to the ground and causes a sonic wave that throws Ling-Ling 5 meters high.)

Ling-Ling makes a backspin in the air and lands softly.

Ling-Ling: Why you want to kill us all?
Satan: Because the presenter told me so.
Ling-Ling: But for what purpose?
Satan: I don’t know. He said because he can’t give the 50.000.000 $ he has promised to the last one standing.
Ling-Ling: Where is presenter? (looking mad at Satan.)
Satan: It’s none of your business, shorty!

Satan holds his fist up high as he was close to defeat Ling-Ling.

BIG FINALE! LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST CHAPTER!! TO BE CONTINUUUUUUUUUUUED…!!! \(°O°)/

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