Chapter 1 - Saving Private Victor
Submitted April 9, 2009 Updated July 7, 2009 Status Complete | umm a little more serious then the title suggests but its still a deadpool story so it is pretty silly. Wade and logan paired together on an assignment during weapon x days.
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Chapter 1 - Saving Private Victor
Chapter 1 - Saving Private Victor
So it was a dark and stormy night right? And Logan and I had to like rescue that hairy guy… I mean hairier. “Don’t argue with ME!!!”
Who are you talking to?
What? I said that out loud?
Stop acting so crazy you stupid !@$#@
Hey Logan that’s not nice.
Just hurry up and tell the story so I can get rid of you!
Right, now where was I again?
We were going to get victor…
Oh yeah, Why’s he so gay for you dude
What!?
He’s always sniffing you and beating up your girlfriends and fighting you with his shirt off… and I don’t think that wife beater does much to discourage him either..
He’s my BROTHER!!!
Wow, that’s not just gay it’s gross!
He’s not gay!
How do you know hmm?
Wade! If you say one more thing about that I will cut your god damn head off!
It didn’t work before
When have I cut your head off before?
Didn’t you see the movie?
What the hell are you talking about?
You guys saw it, it was pretty crappy right?
Are you talking to me?
No, I’m breaking the fourth W… never mind
If you won’t tell the story I will. So Wade and I were assigned to retrieve victor after he was captured in Nam. We entered into the camp and took out the main forces. Got victor and were about to leave and.. I can’t remember what happened after that.
Oh I just saved your guys life because we were surrounded by the VC.
Yeah? How did you save us?
Well we were a bit too weary to fight so I just detonated the bomb in my stomach.
You didn’t have healing back then, that didn’t happen!
Oh yeah, you’re right. It was in your stomach!
Wait.. What?
Check your stomach, I bet you still got the scar
I always thought I got this from.. you idiot! You blew me up you crazy!!!
Ahhhh crap, here comes berserker rage, well that’s all folks I’ve got to run
The End, For now![/b}
Who are you talking to?
What? I said that out loud?
Stop acting so crazy you stupid !@$#@
Hey Logan that’s not nice.
Just hurry up and tell the story so I can get rid of you!
Right, now where was I again?
We were going to get victor…
Oh yeah, Why’s he so gay for you dude
What!?
He’s always sniffing you and beating up your girlfriends and fighting you with his shirt off… and I don’t think that wife beater does much to discourage him either..
He’s my BROTHER!!!
Wow, that’s not just gay it’s gross!
He’s not gay!
How do you know hmm?
Wade! If you say one more thing about that I will cut your god damn head off!
It didn’t work before
When have I cut your head off before?
Didn’t you see the movie?
What the hell are you talking about?
You guys saw it, it was pretty crappy right?
Are you talking to me?
No, I’m breaking the fourth W… never mind
If you won’t tell the story I will. So Wade and I were assigned to retrieve victor after he was captured in Nam. We entered into the camp and took out the main forces. Got victor and were about to leave and.. I can’t remember what happened after that.
Oh I just saved your guys life because we were surrounded by the VC.
Yeah? How did you save us?
Well we were a bit too weary to fight so I just detonated the bomb in my stomach.
You didn’t have healing back then, that didn’t happen!
Oh yeah, you’re right. It was in your stomach!
Wait.. What?
Check your stomach, I bet you still got the scar
I always thought I got this from.. you idiot! You blew me up you crazy!!!
Ahhhh crap, here comes berserker rage, well that’s all folks I’ve got to run
The End, For now![/b}
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