Chapter 1 - Rayman VS Sonic 2

Rayman VS Sonic Round 2



Heihachi: I will judge the matches!

Link, Mario, Luigi, Pac-Man and the newcomer Sephiroth will be my colleagues who will watch the match for entertainment! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Rayman: I won Round 1. I'll win round 2.

Sonic: That's what you think. I'll chop you to pieces

Rayman: I'm already in pieces!

Knuckles: Grrrr…..

Heihachi: Rayman, Globox and Murphy against Sonic, Knuckles and Tails. Globox has sobered up from the plum juice in round 1!

Luigi: Who wants Pepsi Twist!

Mario: Yeah! This fight is five star viewing!

Sephiroth: I'll have a bottle of Vodka instead please!

Luigi: And everyone else wants Pepsi Twist and Wine Gums, yes?

Link: Yep, seems like it!

Luigi: O.K. I'll go buy everything off Sub-Zero's stall!

Rayman: Hey you guys. Sitting so comfortably while I fight this big Blue lump of fur!!

Sonic: Hey at least I have a neck!

Knuckles: Hey, don't listen to Rayman! He's `armless!

Tails: Hahahahahahaha!

Sonic: Nice Joke, Knuckles

(meanwhile at Sub-Zero's Stall)

Sub-Zero: Welcome to the Lin-Kuei ODEON sweet and drink store

Luigi: Can I have 5 packs of Wine Gums, Five cans of Pepsi Twist and one bottle of Vodka!

Sub-Zero: I can't sell alcohol to people under 16.

Luigi: Just because I'm small It doesn't mean I'm a child.

Sub-Zero: Oh, you have a beard you must be old enough! Here is your stuff!

Luigi: Be careful your Ice-freeze arms don't turn the drinks to slush puppies!

Sub-Zero: Too Late! Sorry!

Luigi: Oh….Well It will have to do.

Sub-Zero: That's It! I'm being an Ice-Cream Man!!

Luigi: More like I-Scream than Ice-Cream!

Sub-Zero: What??

Luigi: Nothing! I'll be off!

(Back at the theatre)

Tails: My new cannon blaster will get us an easy victory Sonic!

(In the audience)

Luigi: I'm back. The drinks are a bit…errr….cold.

(They drink the drinks)

GLUG GLUG CHOKE CHOKE

Link: Ahhh…It's like choking on Ice!!

Luigi: Whoops!

Sephiroth: Mines fine. Hiccup!

Mario: That's because yours is in a bottle! How much of that Vodka have you drank!

Sephiroth: The Whole Bottle!! I'm Legolas!

Pac-Man: He's so drunk he thinks he's Legolas from Lord of the rings!

Sephiroth: I'm LEGOLAS!

Link: No, You're Leg-Less!!

(On the Stage)

Globox: What we gonna do, Rayman?

Murphy: Beat him up, of course!

(Rayman thumps his fists at Sonic)

Sonic: I'm not falling for that like I did In round one!

(Sonic whacks the fist back into Rayman's face)

CLONK

Link: Rayman's been K.O'd

Sephiroth: Heeheeheeee

Luigi: ARGH! Leg-Less, where are your clothes?

Sephiroth: Hee hee hee I don't know! Hiccup!

Luigi: Errr….Scarred for life!

Heihachi: SONIC WINS ROUND 2

Globox: Oh no! That's not fair!!

Murphy: That's such a sheesh It's a sheesh kebab!!!

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