Chapter 1 - family guy the lost episode

Family Guy
The LOST EPISODE




(At the Griffins house sitting at the couch wil watching a beer comerchal )


Peter: Hey Lois trow me a beer

Brian: Hey Lois get me a martini

(Meg coms in with a scies book)

Meg:mom help me with my homework

(Cris walks in naked)

Cris:mom help me pick out my cloths

Lois:DAM IT SHUT UP AND GIVE ME A DAM BRAKE!!!!!!!!!!

(stewie kiks lois in the shin)


Peter:can u still get me a beer


(cuts too the super market )

Lois in a pissed of atitude :get me a beer and a martin help me with my home work do it your self and pick out my cloth c mon


(Lois dropes her walet and sees a panflit that sais are u tierd of the family well go to spa la fet

(lois gos home)

Peter: hey lois give me a beer

Brian:pass me a (befor he sais it Lois sais wait just a damm minute

Lois: im tierd of being disrespected im going to a spa if u like it or not

Peter : could u still get me a beer

(lois pors the beer on peter and he trinks it )

Brian:whereis this spa

Lois:in new england

Meg:cool moms going to england

Cris:CAN I GO!!!

Meg :stuipid

Cris:DONT CALL ME STUPID!!!!

( THey both start hitting eachother)


(stuwe hits them with a metel chair


(Cuts to in the parking place )

BONIE: Lois have a fun time ill make sure they dont kill each other


(Lois leaves)

quagmier:petetr weres lois going i saw her were her specie braw,you know the braw she weres to the ....never mind so weres she going


Peter shes going to some spor or watever you call it

joe:I saw in this movie that wen the wife was on a trip her huspen has a party with a bunch of BEER and stripers and a drunking clown and will smith


Peter:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Peter:igot it

Brian:of course

Peter:BRIAN YOUR A DOG!!!!

Quagmier:lets have a party with pamila anderson and carmen electralike the movie house party


(seen of a bunch of teens drunk with girls over them )


(Peter gets drunk and misses the hole party)


Peter what happened???



Guy next to him wakes up naked :How u doing baby


Peter:O MY GOD!!!!!!!



( Peter gos down stais to see every one drunk and asleep and stripers asleep pn quagmitr with beer all over to house and even stewie even drunk)


(joe wakes up )



Joe:What a party with the stripers and the beer and the anderson and electra and ( then falls asleep )


Stewiw :oo my go(then drinks some beer)d wat a party


Teen ager :did mtv leave yet???



Peter:i missed all of it


(peter gos to a strip club )



Peter: its just not the same


Stripper:wat???



Peteri mean thers just no beer


(s=Stripper gos to the bathroom and comes out with a glass and gives it to peter)


Peter thanks ...............hmmmmmmmmmm,...............ummmmmmmmmmmm, it tast good and its steroid,wats in this


Striper:p... budd lite and moutin cold



Peter: can i have some more???



Striper wait just a sec


(gos to get lemenade and drinks it)



Stripper wait in like 30 mins


Peter:cant wait


(cuts togriffin house)


Brian: u no peter the house is a mess and lois is comin back soon


Peter:u think shell bring beer????


Brian:Peter shes gona kill u if the house is a mess



Peter:hmmmmmmm i got it !!!!



Brian :peter i no im a dog



Peter :o................. then were screwed



(cuts to the drunken clam with all the guys)




quakmir:peter why dont you just hir thoe strip cleaners of somthing



Joe:well peater you know she gona........(fotballs on(packers vrs the egals)GO PACKERS YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



clevland:peter u can hide from her like the good guys do in halloween (cuts to a seen of holloween were the good hyd from michl myerss and then get killed)



Peter:im screwd lois is coming in two days and wen she sees the house shes gona kill me



(so they try to clean the house and they end up clean (or else)



(lois comes back )


Lois :the house looks clean weres stewie ??



(then in the walls )



Stewie DAM IT WAT THE HELLS A MATTER WITH U PETERI MEAN U JUST P(PETER interups)



Peter:that was the tv



lois :okkkk???? so then wers stewie????


STEWIE in the walls U DOMASSS!!!!!!!!!



Lois:oo i almost forgot i have a suprise for u (its a 16 pack of beer)




(she open the door and allll the stuff fals on her even stewiw)



stewie:o finally i was trapped in ther for two days



(lois gets up and takes the beer and poors it down the drain and gives them a killing look )



all of the guys : o shoot



(then lois chases them )










THE END

BY sean paz (aim sn seanpztev1)

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