Chapter 4 - Drunk shoppers! ... OMFG
Submitted May 5, 2009 Updated May 18, 2009 Status Incomplete | I revised it. I'm so proud of myself. It's a LOT funnier now!
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Chapter 4 - Drunk shoppers! ... OMFG
Chapter 4 - Drunk shoppers! ... OMFG
disclaimer: i do not own Alana. she belongs to Echidnachick. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Egg-man, and shadow all belong to sonic team (c). I only own this fic, Espie,and my CPU. thank you.
Amy leads the way into the nearest Walmart, and tries to go in the 'out' door. When it refuses to open, she swears groggily, and walks to the other door. as it slides open automatically, she cries out "IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL!" And passes out. The others laugh and slur, carrying her into the store.
Esperanza led the group to the cookware section of the Walmart, and placed colanders, strainers and pots on each of their heads. She then handed them each a rolling pin, or metal spoon, then addressed them. "-hic- SOLDIERS!" She slurred, raising her spatula. "If we're gonna take over this country-hic- then we need -hic-to recruuit more civilians!" She cried out, and the others joined in cheering.
Sonic slurs as he looks over his shoulder. "-hic- Hey, Its ALANA! -hic- Heyyyy, Alaaaannaaa!!!" * from the sonic cast-DRUNK on fanart-central.net , by echidna chick*
Espie has passed out, on the floor. Sonic tackled Alana, who was also drunk "Wanna take over the country with us, Alanaaa?" He slurred.
Alana ran over to the cookware, placed a pot on her head, and grabbed a cheese grater. "HELL YEA!" She cried. The staff were all hiding from the drunks, locked in the office.
Amy leads the way into the nearest Walmart, and tries to go in the 'out' door. When it refuses to open, she swears groggily, and walks to the other door. as it slides open automatically, she cries out "IT'S GONNA EAT US ALL!" And passes out. The others laugh and slur, carrying her into the store.
Esperanza led the group to the cookware section of the Walmart, and placed colanders, strainers and pots on each of their heads. She then handed them each a rolling pin, or metal spoon, then addressed them. "-hic- SOLDIERS!" She slurred, raising her spatula. "If we're gonna take over this country-hic- then we need -hic-to recruuit more civilians!" She cried out, and the others joined in cheering.
Sonic slurs as he looks over his shoulder. "-hic- Hey, Its ALANA! -hic- Heyyyy, Alaaaannaaa!!!" * from the sonic cast-DRUNK on fanart-central.net , by echidna chick*
Espie has passed out, on the floor. Sonic tackled Alana, who was also drunk "Wanna take over the country with us, Alanaaa?" He slurred.
Alana ran over to the cookware, placed a pot on her head, and grabbed a cheese grater. "HELL YEA!" She cried. The staff were all hiding from the drunks, locked in the office.
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radioshack23 on October 10, 2010, 5:03:51 AM
radioshack23 on
lol this is funnysonamylover on May 18, 2009, 10:59:11 AM
sonamylover on
FYI the "country" is the Wal-Mart.