Eragon REMIX
Submitted January 12, 2007 Updated January 12, 2007 Status Incomplete | Okay, after noticing how many people don't read Eragon, I decided to "break it down" for them. Uh...I'm not that great at slang, but I still think it's hilarious.
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Chapter 1 - Breakdancing and Posing
Submitted: January 12, 2007 • Updated: January 12, 2007
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blusand30 on January 14, 2007, 3:15:54 AM
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gemdrop123neo on February 17, 2007, 9:14:47 AM
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Yeah...(hehehe....shiny is purty)The movie sucks...but I'm probably gonna buy it anyways....don't ask...(it's probably 'cause I'm crazy)
blusand30 on February 17, 2007, 1:14:57 PM
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i think i might buy it also.gemdrop123neo on January 12, 2007, 10:26:41 AM
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Well, I think it sucks that they removed the "Eragon" category under "Books" and just used the "Movie" category instead. Â
I mean, the book came first! And the movie sucks, not like the book!
CaptiainIndianaSolo on January 14, 2007, 6:07:10 AM
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Yeah. I give 3 outta 5. The actors were good. And the effects. The storyline stank!gemdrop123neo on January 14, 2007, 6:57:55 AM
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Yeah, the casting was okay...(exept for what was up with Arya? You can't really tell she's an elf)The effects were good.
The plot......uh.........not so good. *holds back anger*
And the dialogue was just plain stupid.
Ex. Saphira: *when they're trying to get away* I can't! You're too heavy!
And then in the moments to follow, there's like no sign of her struggling.
CaptiainIndianaSolo on February 17, 2007, 9:00:02 AM
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Saphira, to me, sounded like a crybaby. And Arya was, like, REALLY weird. I pictured her with black hair and, oh, keep the pointed ears off of her, 'cause that might actually make her look like an elf!! *calms down*...sorry :-)
gemdrop123neo on February 17, 2007, 9:12:21 AM
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Yeah. I wouldn't even know it was Arya if she hadn't said so herself.CaptiainIndianaSolo on January 13, 2007, 10:51:03 AM
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AHAHAHA!! That's really good!!! *favs* *reads again* AHAHA!!! Nice work!gemdrop123neo on January 13, 2007, 10:57:55 AM
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Thank ya.sapphirestar7789 on January 13, 2007, 3:07:58 AM
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SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!gemdrop123neo on January 13, 2007, 6:44:05 AM
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Yes. Eragon: *breakdances*
Brom: *raps*
Murtagh: *looks at everyone like they're idiots*
Arya: SO LAST SEASON!!!
gemdrop123neo on January 12, 2007, 10:27:52 AM
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COMMENT!!!!!
funny! yeah i agree the movie aint that good.