Bioclown

I have one of the most diverse dossiers known to the Homo Sapiens: I am a computer geek who draws, plays Dance Dance Revolution (10 footers, baby), writes comedy, Regional Sparring Champion in the Texas division of the American Taekwondo Association, studies art, reads Tom Clancy, makes mods for various games, ravedances, folds origami, watches CNN, and races ostriches. (OK, I made that last one up, but I'd like to try someday. It looks fun.)

See? Pretty crazy, isn't it?