CanonKeepers

"Who ya gonna call? CANON KEEPERS!"

We are the Canon Keepers, the protectresses of canon here at FC. We are a division of the PPC (currently unregistered).We`re a Code:Lyoko/ Sonic The Hedgehog Dual Division (Two canon-protecting areas) and we have only one purpose: KILL MARY-SUES/GARY-STUS, even if we are removed from FC as a result. Now, here is the deal: We find your fanfic. There is a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu inside. We go into your fanfiction, and compile a charge list (List of reasons to kill your Sue/Stu). We then kill her/him. Repeat.

If you think your character shouldn`t have been PPC`ed/CK`ed, please E-mail me. I will respond as quickly as I can, with the reasons I PPC/CK`ed your character. Fanmail is helpful, mostly when you send me a fic to CK. If you send me hate mail, I will laugh and point at it. I will then post it in my Mailbag fanfic (Which will show up after I recive hate mail) where it will be laughed at even more.

Well then, who are "we" exactly? We are several people: Cornelia (The fanfic fetcher and Tails `Sue killer), Jordan (A sarcastic ninja with a penchant for Espio), Tetra (A cheery blonde Sonic lover) and myself [Termina], a slightly in-between chick with a love of Knuckles and Odd. There is also Stephanie, Cornelia`s other personality (Corny is actually Steph`s alter ego) who pops in every now and then. There is also another team: Shelly, Cara, and Amber. Stephanie ususally hangs with Amber and Shelly, so they usually pop in with her. Cara is another Fire Emblem CK`er, so she`s pretty busy most of the time.

Now that we`ve given you a general who`s who, it`s time for a FAQ: Questions are in //s.

//What is a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu/Airy-Ooh?//

Simple: Orginal Characters who:
*Are more talented than the cast
*Are beautiful/handsome
*Tend to be clever (Although they appear to be dumb as stumps to us)
*Have bad spelling and grammar
*Are related to the cast(Rare in Lyoko, common in Sonic)
*Are projections of the author into the story
*Screw up canon
*Usually fall in love with/are fallen in love with by a character (Ex.Odd or Sonic)

//Why did you kill my character?!//

They had five or more of the above charges. More charges exist than that, though.

//I hate you!//

Cry me a river. (Rolls eyes) Better yet, send me a hate mail. I LIKE those. And I usually have fun mocking them.

//What subject should I put for sending you an E-mail?//

Just mark hate mail as "Hate Mail" and Fanmail as "Fanmail"

//Can I join the CK?//

Dunno. You can start a division, though, but you can`t be allowed to join the team...Unless I invite you in as a permanant team member.
If you wanna start a division, take the bastardized quote from the top of the page and put it in your profile. Also, send the link to me for authorization. If I think it`s needed (Aka 1 whole page of Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus) I will put in down in here as a official division, as well as it`s Uncanon Agents (The team of people who kill the sues).

//Let me join this team!//

(Eyeroll) Keep dreaming, honey. Sending me E-mails like the above thing will NOT put you in this division. It will merely get you laughed at. Get to know me first, and if I like you enough, I may give you a cameo. If I like you a lot, I will invite you to join this division (and give you a speicial badge to put anywhere!).

//Y R U SO MEAN?!//

Netspeak will NOT be tolerated. Second, I make no attempts to be objective or fair here. This profile`s my playground, after all.