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Username GlassEyeWisconsin Gender Other
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Last Updated Occupation Knock-Knock Joke Ruiner
Last visit # Pictures 22
# Comments Given32

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I'm going to level with you space ponies:

*I'm 75
*I live in the only known biosphere in New Hampshire
*I speak Esperanto Sign Language, but not Esperanto as a verbal language
*I was born without the ability to appreciate the humour of Benny Hill
*I only know seven ways to leave my lover
*I was unable to read backwards until I was shot in the neck
*I spell "spell" with two "p"s
*I'm a compulsive liar

Let's take some questions...

Q: Do you take requests? I wouldn't actually ask you to do anything, but if you were a good artist and I liked what you did, would you take requests?
A: Yes, but you wouldn't like what I could give you.

Q: What would you give me?
A: Photos of your parents in high school.

Q: Do you accept requests?
A: Yes.

Q: That's it?
A: Yeah.

Q: Did Ben Folds make better music with the Five or sans them?
A: Neither. It's all good, baby.

Q: What about Mike Doughty?
A: He wasn't in Ben Folds Five.

Q: You suck. Any comments?
A: I got nothing. Thanks for playing.

So, there it is. I'm not the Greatest Artist Who Ever Lived, but confound it if I don't come close.


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toki on April 24, 2005, 4:43:59 AM

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tokithank you for the comment on my kyle picture and i think i would have done butters but i'm still trying to find a good hairstyle for him x_x (he's one of my faves too)thank you again for the great comment :)

Taeko on April 10, 2005, 7:23:11 AM

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TaekoThis is a late reply-but I just wanted to say thank you very much for your comment on my profile. I really appreciate it a lot!
I hope to keep working at it-kinda' trying to go for something a little more realistic now.
Thanks again for the encouraging comment, though!

Guardian_angel on April 3, 2005, 7:46:42 AM

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Guardian_angelSO did you ever get that email on how to make the earings??

Guardian_angel on March 23, 2005, 4:04:20 AM

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Guardian_angelHI I was just wondering if you recieved my email with a guide to make the beaded earings???

GlassEyeWisconsin on March 8, 2005, 8:55:11 AM

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GlassEyeWisconsinNo, I'm not 75. Check out the last item on the list. I'm probably a little older than the average user here, but a far cry from collecting my Social Security checks just yet.

If you ever change your mind about a request, my e-mail is probably listed in my profile. It has to be, doesn't it? Otherwise, I couldn’t join or something.

weird_klown on March 8, 2005, 8:47:28 AM

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weird_klownoh no no i cant trouble you to make me something, they are lovely though.
i have a question, are you really 75?
i dont have a problem with that, i just dont see many...older epople on this site often. :)

Ohyeahhero on February 17, 2005, 5:41:28 AM

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Thank you, loads, for the comment on momoiro no kokoro.

It's a really nice comment to get, and I thank you for taking the time to say all of it.

I appreciate it.

ToadslyQuinne on September 22, 2004, 9:25:10 AM

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ToadslyQuinneI love you. I know you're the greatest artist ever. Could you draw a picture of Prof. Dr. Karl Kroenen and Doc. Ock in a bar, discussing doctor things? That'd be so cool. Thanks and I love your art.

Can I have your autobiography- I mean, graph... autograph? ^____^ V

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