MagnificentMan
MagnificentMan's Profile
MagnificentMan's Profile
| Username | MagnificentMan | Gender | Male |
| Date Joined | Location | Good Citizen City | |
| Last Updated | Occupation | Super Hero | |
| Last visit | # Pictures | 0 | |
| # Comments Given | 9 |
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Greetings citizens!
Welcome to the lair of the mighty MAGNIFICENT MAN!!!
I am here to fight evil in every form, and have been sent to your planet to protect YOU! Magnificent Man loves you ALL!!!
A few years ago (after suffering a nasty head injury) I could not remember who I had been before. BUT.....I also came to the realization at that very moment that I was now the majestic image of manliness that you see before you now!
I now know that I was sent to you by superior beings existing in a parallel universe. I call these superior entities, "The Elders." In their natural state, they are in the form of the noblest of gases: methane.....but can assume the form (as can I) of any object or living creature at will.
That is why I have assumed the form of a human when I came to your planet. My superior race is in an eternal battle against ALL forces of evil....wherever and whatever that may be! Why, just the other day I was in a restaurant and discovered that the....what do you humans call it....."saltshaker".....had a loosened lid. PURE EVIL!!!!!! The next citizen to use it was in dire danger of having an entire container of salt pouring upon their lunch! I tightened the cap before I left...thereby rendering evil impotent AND defeated! No, please.....don't thank me....it's what I do....for you....because Magnificent Man loves you all as if you were his own children!
Magnificent Man appreciates the "help" he received recently when he was freely housed at one of your earthly....what do they call them?......."mental health facilities." BUT....Magnificent Man knew fully well that the bed he occupied would serve another "guest" better....for my work wasn't done....and may never be. So after finding an unlocked door and slipping away into the night....Magnificent Man is once again amongst you!!!
After liberating myself.....I must admit that I DON'T miss the enemas I received every other day......but I do miss Tuesdays there.....for that was "Muffin and Juice Day." Magnificent!!!!!
Enjoy your visit, citizen!
And sleep well......for Magnificent Man is here to protect you from the forces of evil!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the lair of the mighty MAGNIFICENT MAN!!!
I am here to fight evil in every form, and have been sent to your planet to protect YOU! Magnificent Man loves you ALL!!!
A few years ago (after suffering a nasty head injury) I could not remember who I had been before. BUT.....I also came to the realization at that very moment that I was now the majestic image of manliness that you see before you now!
I now know that I was sent to you by superior beings existing in a parallel universe. I call these superior entities, "The Elders." In their natural state, they are in the form of the noblest of gases: methane.....but can assume the form (as can I) of any object or living creature at will.
That is why I have assumed the form of a human when I came to your planet. My superior race is in an eternal battle against ALL forces of evil....wherever and whatever that may be! Why, just the other day I was in a restaurant and discovered that the....what do you humans call it....."saltshaker".....had a loosened lid. PURE EVIL!!!!!! The next citizen to use it was in dire danger of having an entire container of salt pouring upon their lunch! I tightened the cap before I left...thereby rendering evil impotent AND defeated! No, please.....don't thank me....it's what I do....for you....because Magnificent Man loves you all as if you were his own children!
Magnificent Man appreciates the "help" he received recently when he was freely housed at one of your earthly....what do they call them?......."mental health facilities." BUT....Magnificent Man knew fully well that the bed he occupied would serve another "guest" better....for my work wasn't done....and may never be. So after finding an unlocked door and slipping away into the night....Magnificent Man is once again amongst you!!!
After liberating myself.....I must admit that I DON'T miss the enemas I received every other day......but I do miss Tuesdays there.....for that was "Muffin and Juice Day." Magnificent!!!!!
Enjoy your visit, citizen!
And sleep well......for Magnificent Man is here to protect you from the forces of evil!!!!!!!!
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supergirlcomix on November 4, 2007, 10:02:39 AM
Huzzah for Magnificent Man!! In order to hold my boredum at bay, I went profile hopping and stumbled upon your lair! Your profile made me smile!! Keep up the good work defeating evil! ^_^RadioactiveMeatball on October 29, 2007, 9:05:06 AM
hi.i found this funny video,and mom said you would probably like it.(this guy kinda reminds me of you):http://www.askaninja.com/node/3810
NorseGodOdin on October 7, 2007, 5:25:19 PM
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MagnificentMan on October 8, 2007, 1:15:09 AM
No problem!I'll just grab my trusty utility-belt and a rusty machete....then I'm off to fight evil monsters!!!!
Ummm....hopefully....this monster...ummm...is blind and lame, isn't it?
NorseGodOdin on October 8, 2007, 2:19:56 AM
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MagnificentMan on October 21, 2007, 12:55:14 AM
Ymir? since when was that a Norse name?NorseGodOdin on October 21, 2007, 1:05:57 AM
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MagnificentMan on October 22, 2007, 2:29:00 AM
Oh, THAT Ymir.........MagnificentMan on October 7, 2007, 5:51:43 AM
Evil NEVER sleeps.....and neither does MAGNIFICENT MAN!!! KA-POW!!!!!!