Pidgen_Bird_Wonder

Im too sick to type anymore right now but keep looking because im watching you ::dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn::

Ok--- today i am no longer ill--- Now for a little explanation for my "user name"-- ::clears throat::

I all started one nihgt ocver the past summer that my dear svizter (aka- sister/ aka- World_Domination_Confederation), and i had gone for, ohh I'd say --- about a week, without ANY sleep (or very little anyway). We were watching some wicked mad crazy late night cartoon show, and she randomly, sat verry still. This is an odd occurance if you know my sister. Slowly, very slowly, she gazed at me. I had to tell you that i was scared, and feared for my life.
"Lize," she said quietly. I looked at her with deep consern coursing through my body. What was she going to do??
"Yeeeessss...," I replied cautiously.
"I have somthing to tell you."
OH GOD, i thought, IS SHE GOING TO TELL ME SHE'S GAY OR SOMTHING.
"What...," i asked trying to think of a positive way to react.
"From now on," she said, "I want you to call me by my Super-Hero allis, Stork!!" She then smiled an insane smile. I blinked several times. Was that it?
"Are you serious," i inquired in monotone voice. A creepy smile was glued to her face.
"Yes but thats not all, Lize," she said, taking my arm in a tight grip. "I want you to me my Side-Kick!!"
A few moments of silence fell between us as i took this in.
"So... You're not gay??"
"No! What?!"
"Nothing. What," i said.
"I want you to be my Side-Kick... PIDGEN-- BIRD WONDER," applying great oumph on the last three words. "What do you think?? Will you do it?"
At this point in time i fell out with fits of uncontrolable laughter! But she did not laugh.
"Why are you laughing, Pidgen," she asked. I immeadatly stopped.
"You can't be serious," i said.
"Oh, but i am Pidgen. I am Stork, and you are my Side-Kick, PIDGEN-- BIRD WONDER!!"
I thought about this for a moment. PIDGEN--BIRD WONDER...
"Come on Lize," my sister said. "We'll fight crime together, and you can use your Super-Hero PIDGEN POWERS!"
And with that thought of having Super-Hero PIDGEN POWERS... I was drawn in and have been:
PIDGEN-- BIRD WONDER ever since!!