Piggy

Seriously kids, stop dressing like the other gender. The tight-@$$ jeans and tight-@$$ T-shirt thing has it's place, but it seems like it has bleed over and now the girls look hot and the guys look like less hot girls. Have the balls to grow a beard, gents. Granted, you'll score less w/bi-curious minors, but it will pay off by avoiding days of agressive moping when that cutie lil'lass decides she actually wants a MAN, or whatever it is you're refusing to act like.