drunkentramp

i'm 15, love unlabeld booze. live with my trampish buddies, Big Tony, Bubba, Hugh and Haymish in a train yard. i eat out of bins and shoes, pizza boxes are the best. i am hireable to be a get away driver in my elephant, look me up in yellow pages or go to oxford train station in the assembley yard and follow the smell of baked beans, coal, fart, burning tires and wisky, this is also avaliable as a perfume known as essance of tramp, a similar perfume is eau'deurre la hobo.