imnotreallyhere

I'm here, but not really here. So am I here, or aren't I? Being here would require me to be at this location, but what if I'm not ACTUALLY here? I'm not at this location, but somewhere else. But how can that be? I'm both here and not here. But I have to be /somewhere/! So where can I be? I can't be here, because I'm not really here. But that can't be true because my first sentence said I was here, but not really here. So wait, it can be true. Or can it? AM I HERE OR AREN'T I?!?!?

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