funniness

Blog Entry: funniness

Posted by: redtail
Posted: December 19, 2008, 2:36:15 PM
Updated: December 25, 2008, 9:02:25 AM
Mood: funny
Eating: nuthin
Drinking: nuthin
Currently: listening to my neighbors dog bark. ITS BEEN DOING IT 4 3 HOURS!(im serious)
Listening To: nuthin

im the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
death. the number 1 killer in the us
.....tell ur friends
note to self: it is illegal to stab pple for being stupid
When life gives me lemons, I throw them back and demand Edward.
Dear Diary, Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward...AGAIN!!! LOL! Later, Jasper
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
TEAM VAMPIRE...because we do it all night.
Cullen/Hale '08: A prettier America
Twilight, because my real love life sucks.
Dear Bella, I'll marry Edward for you so you can have Jacob.
Jacob Black and Mike Newton starring in "Wedding Crashers". Coming this summer!
Cullenism...my new religion.
Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward
Future boyfriend checklist: Golden eyes, super strength, silver Volvo, reddish-brown hair.