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I suppose you'd like to know about me:

Name: Jaz Landers
Age: 13
Location: HELL
Hair : Curly Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue-Green
Race: White
Wardrobe: Baggy blue jeans, a black t-shirt, a spiked choker, and my spirit ring (WHICH HAS A BLACK GEM! **flashes it like an idiot**)
Crush(s): Ryan Clark, Mike Dabeck, Keith Urban
Fave Singer and Group: Keith Urban and N*SYNC
Interests: Writing (DUH), drawing, FAKE, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Gravitation.

Mini Bio:

I really live in Killeen Texas which is my idea of hell, but everyone says it isn't really hell but it is hell on earth. So I go along with it. I have several personalities with weird names. The very first one I EVER thought up was Radical Edward. After her it was Myadan, Washu, Meru, Drowned_in_Blood, and Demonic_Jounouchi. See I am totally weird because all of my personalities are fruitcakes! I am too though. OH! I also want to say HI to my boyfriend JOEY! **huggles like weirdo** Also to those little wanna bes who say that the men off of animes are theirs, ((holds up the bird)) YOU ARE MY ENEMY! I hate people like you! I used to be like that, but you have to get it through your head, there are other people out there who like the same guys so you have to know that they don't belong to you or them or anyone else except their creators! THANK YOU! A few on my list already:

1. MICHELL SCHULTZ ((WHAT A FRICKEN FAKE!))
2. Taryn McIntyre
3. Toni Johnson (Don't Hate her as much)

A Quick Bit of THANKS!

People Who Put Me On Author Alert:

optimistic girl94
godric1
Anime Crew
Kekepania1
skinmingirl
sapphirexfear
DumbAssPunk
Ril
the Ghost of Jounochi
Hideki LaShae
Dagger Maxwell
kouga2
Yami Demon-PH33R M3
Koishii No Tenshi
Shaylo
Shin Mao
SilverFoxBlueFox
kuramagal
Keeper Of Destiny
Yoko Midnight Dragon
Youko Demon
tears of a mermaid
Of Fate And Destiny
vapidbreath
Nite Nite
TheHotChick
CrossHunterz
PadfootStarr
sunddown205
MILHARU
BarbedWire23

Thank you all for making me feel so terrific and help me continue wiuth this warm feeling! FREE POCKY TO ALL OF YOU!

Well onto the more fun shoot!
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The Arguements In My Head:

Part One: Intro to Stupidity

Drowned_in_Blood: Death comes to all those who wait.
Darren: BLOOD!!! You're scaring off the reviewers!!!
D_I_B: F*** YOU!!!
Darren: Excuse me, but I don't do myself!
D_I_B: -_-;
Darren: YOU SAID IT NOT ME!!!
D_I_B: (pulls out her sword)
Darren: Did I say that I meant I will.
D_I_B: DO YOU NOT GET FIGURE OF SPEECH!!!
Darren: NOPE!!!
D_I_B: _-_;
Darren: AHHH!!! THE SIGHING DUDE FELL OVER!!! (rushes to its aid)
D_I_B: I DON'T KNOW HIM!!!
Darren: SMOOCH ME!!!
D_I_B: GET AWAY FROM ME FAG!!!
Darren: (cries)
D_I_B: _-_;
Darren: WHY DO YOU KEEP HURTING THE SIGHING DUDE!!!
D_I_B: (points sword at Darren as a human form comes out of it)
Darren: Is that the best you can do?
D_I_B: Nah the good thing about him is that he is HORNEY AS HELL!!!
Darren: ACK!!! RUN RUN RUN AWAY!!!
Mike: Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
D_I_B: LESSON! LESSON!!! NEVER IRRITATE AN INSANE PERSON!!!
Mike: (jumps D_I_B)
D_I_B: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (runs with the hot dude on her back)

Part Two: What is the Deal with Smart People

D_I_B: Mental issues are the only ones that I have AND I WON'T SOLVE THEM!!!
Darren: HERE WE GO AGAIN!
D_I_B: (draws her sword)
Darren: OoOo the horney boy again!
D_I_B: Are you so sure you want to test the ability of my sword?
Darren: YUP!
D_I_B: (points the sword at Darren as TWO guys come out of it *Ryan and Mike*)
Darren: SO WHAT!!!
D_I_B: (wistles and a third person arrives)
Darren: *gulp*
Mr. Crepsley: MWUAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: (smacks Crepsley) THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Crepsley: (sticks out toungue)
Ryan: Hey you forgot the whole point in this, (points over at Darren)
All boys except Darren: YEAH!(they begin to chase him)
D_I_B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SERVES YOU RIGHT!!! Nack nack nack!!!

Part 3: Where's Ryan?

D_I_B: Boys are annoying nuisiances.
Taylor: (walks up to Blood) How can you be so mean to Ryan?
D_I_B: Hey I could sic lesies on you, but I don't lean that way. (smiles)
Taylor: Good one! By the way, Where is Ryan?
D_I_B: (taps sword)
Taylor: YOU'RE KEEPING HIM IN THERE?
D_I_B: YUP!!!
Darren: Thank goodness she does.
Taylor: What does Darren mean?
D_I_B: He knows that if I don't keep him concealed, things will happen.
Taylor: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ryan: (from inside the sword) I HEARD THAT TAYLOR!!!
Taylor:HEAR THIS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
D_I_B: -_-;
D_I_B and Darren: IT'S MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Taylor: I MEANT BWAHAHAHA! Ya know to make it sound, not evil.
D_I_B: (is quit for several moments then explodes) THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EVIL ONLINE ARGUEMENT NOT HUMEROUS!!!!!!
Darren: It's both at least.
D_I_B: (growls) HUTSA PUA!!!
Darren: Nani?
D_I_B: I said, SHUT UP!!!
Taylor: Apparently he doesn't know pig latin...
D_I_B: NOPE!!!

Part three: HOW DUMB CAN HE GET!!!

D_I_B: Has anyone sent Michell her new bra?
Taylor: YOU MEAN THE NOSE BRA?
D_I_B: Yeah...
Ryan: (has been released from the sword along with the other three) NOPE!
D_I_B: _-_;
Mike: What's up with your name? It spells Dib.
Taylor, Ryan, and D_I_B: _-_; IT MEANS DROWNED IN BLOOD DIPSTICK!!!
Mike: I knew that!
Ryan: SURE YOU DID!!!
Crepsley: I DODN'T!!!
All except Mike and Crepsley: _-_;
Darren: NO! I HURTED THE SIGHING DUDE!!! ((rushes to its aid))
D_I_B: -_-;

Part 5: Taken Over

Washu: Hello! I am Washu Harkubi! Me and my puppets are here to now take over this web arguement!
D_I_B: (looks evily at Washu)
Washu: Hmm... I suppose you are the original star...
D_I_B: ((nods)) Yes...
Washu Puppet A: YAY WASHU!
Washu: SHUT UP! WE ARE NOT YET TO SHINE!
Darren: Let's kill her!
All except Washu and Puppets: YAY!!!
Washu and Puppets: AHHHH!!! ((runs with people chasing her))

Part Six: My my, isn't this spreading fast

D_I_B: Well, I suppose I could use a boy friend.
Darren: GOOD! I HAVE THE PERFECT MAN FOR YOU! ((Beckons a blonde boy))
Joey: Hello!
D_I_B: Whoa! ((Inspects every aspect of him)) Nice!
Joey: Well I suppose we need to get to know each other better. What type of music do you like?
D_I_B: Pop, Rock, Emenim, Japanese, and Country. Certain Techno as well.
Joey: Hmm... That's good. I just don't like country.
D_I_B: Most people our age don't.
Joey: I hope you don't mind... ((Places lips on D_I_B's))
D_I_B: Isn't this going too fast?
Joey: I don't know...
Yugi: Hey! I am stuck in this damned sword with Yami and how come Joey isn't in here either!
Darren: ((Breathes a sigh of relief)) Phew! One less guy to worry about!
D_I_B: ((snuggle snuggle with Joey))

Thrown Into Hell:

D_I_B: Hey yo! Sup folks! I feel like shoot!
Darren: You look like it too!
D_I_B: Did I ever tell you that I can send you to hell just by thinking it?
Darren: No, I don't think so.
D_I_B: **Thinks** Darren will go to hell?
(Ground Splits open and Darren falls through but he grabs the ledge)
Joey: NOW APPOLOGIZE!
Darren: HELP ME! I'M SORRY! OW! THAT BURNS!
D_I_B: Bwuahahahahaha!
Taylor: It is so much fun to watch them.
Washu: Hey Keith Urban! Let's record this!
Keith Urban: I'm all over it! **Grabs camcorder and records**
Ryan: Ah! I love to watch him get tortured.

HEYZ! Tell me if this should be a later formatted fic! ( ryan_n_mike_yum_13@yahoo.com )
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Fiction Status:

Yu-Gi-Oh:

Anniversary: 7 Chapters CompletedYuugi/Yami
The Shadow Realm: 2 Chapters In ProgressRyou/Bakura Yami/Yuugi
Remember When: Songfiction One Shot Completed Jou/Kaiba
30 Minutes: One-shot Yuugi/Yami
Not A Day Goes By: Sonfiction One Shot Completed Jou/Yuugi
Hikari: One-Shot Yuugi/Yami
Bring Me to Life: Song Fiction One Shot Completed Yami/Yuugi
Dreamcatcher: Ryou/Bakura, Yami/Yuugi, Jou/Seto Work in Progress
Yu-Gi-Oh Goes Down to South Park: 2 Chapters Joey/Seto, Yami/Yuugi, Bakura/Ryou Work in Progres
Raining On Sunday: Sonfiction, One Shot Jou/Seto completed
Celebrity: 2 Chapters Jou/Seto Tbc Song Fiction
Reflections in a CEO's Diary: Jou/Seto Blocked
Not Gonna Get Us: Yuugi/Yami On hold
You're Not Alone Tonight: Five Chapters Jou/Kaiba Songfiction
Fragile: Three Chapters Yami/Yuugi In Progress
Racing: Jou/Kaiba Complete
The Chainsaw Massacre: Yami/Yugi and Jou/Kaiba Progress
A Song For You: Jou/Kaiba One Shot
Whiskey Lullaby: Yuugi/Yami One-Shot
One Year: Jou/Kaiba Sequel
Overdosed: Jou/Kaiba One-Shot
Slipped: Jou/Yuugi One-Shot
The Dark: Jou/Kaiba and Mokuba/Kaiba Second Cahppie in progress
Yuugi Mutoh Year One: Curse of the Crimson Eyes: One Chapter Jou/Seto and Yuugi/Yami
Black Bracelets: Jou/Yami/Yuugi One Chapter
Drowning in Crimson: One Chapter Seto/Jou
The Best Sex Ever Saga: Three Chapters
Find Me Alone in the Dark: One Chapter Yuugi/Seto and Honda/Seto/Yami/Jou

Not Listed on FF.net:

NC-17 Bring Me to Life: Yami/Yugi
NC-17 Don't Leave Me: Yami/Yugi

Case Closed:

Blood on the Tires: One Chapter

FAKE:

Falling: Ryo/Dee In Progress of Chapter 2
How Far: Ryo/Dee One-Shot

Gundam Wing:

Concert: Duo/Heero Work in Progress
Shinigami's Diary: Duo/Heero Duo POV

Not on FF.net

NC-17 Shinigami's Diary: Entry Date May 23

InuYasha:

Simple and Clean: 3 Chapters Completed InuYasha/Miroku
Light Reflection: On HoldInuYasha/Miroku

Kingdom Hearts:

None listed on Fanfiction.net all on mediaminer.org.

The Power Of Fruit: One-Shot Riku/Sora

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Emerald and Crimson: Hiei/Kurama In progress

Not of FF.net

Is He the One: Hiei Kurama

Cirque Du Freak:

The One Who Keeps Me Warm: 10 Chapters On HoldCrepsley/Darren

Harry Potter:

Proposal: 1 Chapter Pending Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron
The Black Heart: 3 Chapters Writer's BlockedHarry/Draco
Resolutions: Oliver/Harry Complete

Not on FF.net:

The Stripper: Draco/Harry

Resident Evil:

Flames From the Heart: 4 Chapters On Hold Matt/Kaplin

Trigun:

Reflection: Vash/Wolfwood
Regret: Vash/Wolfwood One-Shot

Country Music Slash:

The Star Alignment: One Chapter Keith Urban/Kenny Chesney
Fave Animes:

1. FRUITS BASKET!!!
2. Trigun
3. Yu-Gi-Oh
4. Inuyasha
5. Fooly Cooly
6. Yu Yu Hakusho
7. Kikaider
8. Digimon

Fave Manga:
1. FAKE
2. Gravitation
2. Yu-Gi-Oh
3. Yu Yu Hakusho
4. Cardcaptor Sakura
5. Judas Pain
6. Wonderland
7. Trigun
8. Sailor Moon
9. MARS
10. Ranma 1/2

Fave Video Games:

1. Legend of Dragoon
2. Final Fantasy 8
3. Resient Evil 2
4. InuYasha a Feudal Fairy Tale

Fave Movies:

1. Resident Evil
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacure
3. Dream Catcher

Fave Novels:

1. Cirque Du Freak
2. Harry Potter
3. Dreamcatcher
4. The Other Side of the Dark
5. Spirit Seeker

Fave pairings:

Fruits Basket:

1. Ayame/Yuki
2. Yuki/Kyo
3. Ayame/Kyo
4. Shigure/Yuki
5. Shigure/Kyo

Inuyasha:

1. Inuyasha/Miroku
2. Naraku/Sesshomaru

Trigun:

1. Vash/Nick
2. Vash/Knives
3. Legato/Knives
4. Legato/Midvalley

Yu Yu Hakusho:

1. Hiei/Kurama
2. Hiei/Yuseke
3. Kurama/Yuseke

Digimon:

1. Matt/Tai
2. Izzy/Joe
3. Ken/Davis
4. Davis/Tai

Kikaider:

1. Jiro/Ray

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Quotes of the Idiot:

Who the hell died and made you God because I want to kill them. Then again they are already dead, so I will just kill you and then I SHALL BE GOD!

-Riku

You aren't stupid, you are just highly un-edumacated!

-Athena A. Almond

You are only as smart as you look.

-Athena Almond

You can wear your shoes on your hands, your gloves on your feet, walk on your hands and your @$$ can be your face!

-Athena Almond

I am God! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY IGGY!

-Riku

I think I am going to do something with my life it is called drink soda and get fat!

-Toot

I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts is LIGHT!

-Sora

Take care of her!

-Riku

Riku, I feel like I can't hold something in anymore.

-Sora

NOT MY IQ!

-Sora

If only you understood the meaning of toothbrush sunshine teeth!

-Athena Almond

There is living proof that dinosaurs walked the earth. It's called windows 95.

-Athena Almond

My, my, the stupidity is spreading fast!
-Me

Life’s like a vacuum, IT SUCKS!
-Fiction Writer

Life hurts, get a helmet!
-Brittany McCullough

Cat, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!
-Dad

Stupidity is NOT a crime! You are free to go!
-Nathaniel

Spam, the miracle meat!
-Nathan Stone

Oh my God, I killed Kenny, YOU BASTARD!
-Kyle

Wanna get high?
-Towlie

Weak dude, seriously weak!
-Cartman

If mental issues were money, I’D BE RICH!
-Me

If I had a penny for every mental issue I have, I’D BE RICHER THAN BILL GATES!
-Me

How can you act like a dog when you are one?
-Me

Potter, let Malfoy kick it old school or it’s dention!
-Snape

This one’s for all the Slytherin’s beeoch!
-Malfoy

I AM FATMAN!
-Me

When all else fails, blame yo mamma!
-Something Devin Sorenson would say

What goes around, comes around.
-Mom’s Normal Quote

Kick @$$!
-Cartman

I’m not fat, I’M BIG BONED!
-Cartman

You will respect my authority!
-Catman

Hey! How come I don’t have nice lard like that?
-Timmy’s Dad

Lesson! Lesson! When you see a stranger, FOLLOW HIM!
-Ed

We’re two halves of a whole idiot!
-Cosmo

I’m a fireman, not a laser technician! NOW I’M A LASER TECHNICIAN!
-Cosmo

Mental issues are the only ones I have and I REFUSE TO SOLVE THEM!
-Me

If you see me, wish me luck, and don’t just stand there, HELP ME!
-Timmy

Straight guys are so much fun!
-Carson

I went, I saw, I BROKE MY NECK!
-Me

Day three, out of food, must eat travel log.
-Timmy

A booster seat, HOT MAMMA!
-Plankton

Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!
-Vash

You’re all like family, except Cartman!
-Kyle

You always smelled like that!
-Dodge

You found a boat, in the middle of the ocean of all places!
-Epps

That homicidal dog killed my team!
-Rain

When we get back to land, I’M BUYING YOU A BATHTUB!
-Dodge

THERE CAN’T BE EARTHQUAKES ON WATER YOU FOOL!
-Hiei

I swear, the next time I do that, HIT ME!
-Timmy

She was crazed. She bit me.
-Rain

Stupidity- A longer word for fun!
-Me

Cool! And by cool, I mean, WHO CARES!
-Chester

I HAVE A MIND! I just choose not to use it!
-Me

Whr r ll th vwls?
-Friend's Quote

Live life while you can cause your's is gonna be short! (pulls out gun)
-Me

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Hate List

1.Michell Schultz
2.Chris Thomas
3.Thomas Harageones
4.Coach Tippit
5.Kagome Higaroshi
6.Preps
7.Wanna-bes
8.Anti-Yaoi Websites, Groups
9.SPAM Both types
10.Texas History
11.My Sisters
12.Christina Bausley
13.HOMEWORK!
14.Learning Logs
15.‘Good Notes’AkA CLASS NOTES
16.Binder Checks
17.Keiko
18.Mrs. Freeman
19.Miss Brown
20.Stupid People
21.SD Gundam
22.Athletics
23.Blank Fictions
24.Republicans
25.Math
26.Science
27.Sports
28.Yuri/Femslash
29.P.E
30.Texas
31.New York
32.Ms. Mellard
33.Homophobes
34.Horrible Spelling
35.Male Pregnant Fictions
36.Too Many Animes in one Crossover
37.Duel Masters
38.Being Poor
39.Flamers
40.Bots
41.The Man
42. Sex-Ed
43. People who think they know anime but they don't
44. Deja Vu
45. Haters! ((Those on Country **bird to you**))
46. People who like to be rude to me on groups ((CoughNosfertsuCoughcough))

Love List

1.Ryan Clark
2.Mike Dabeck
3.Daniel Dalton
4.Mike West
5.Joey Wheeler
6.Miroku
7.InuYasha and Miroku
8.Hiei
9.Kurama
10.Hiei and Kurama
11.Boy Meets Boy
12.Harry Potter
13.Draco Malfoy
14.Harry and Draco
15.Yuseke Urameshi
16.Andrea Adams(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
17.Janine Ward(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
18.Yugi
19.Yami
20.Yugi and Yami
21.Mr. Vangroll
22.Yaoi in general
23.Toni Johnson(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
24.Kathy Grullon(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
25.Nathan Stone(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
26.Stephanie Barnes(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
27.South Park
28.InuYasha
29.Chris Simmerman
30.Kenny(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
31.Kyle(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
32.Stan (NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
33.Legend of Dragoon
34.Cartman (NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
35.t.A.T.u(NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
36.Yu-Gi-Oh in General
37.Whose Line is it Anyway!
38.Final Fantasy 8
39.Squall/Irvine
40.Irvine
41.Squall
42.Zell
43.Seifer
44.Zell/Seifer
45.Happy Bunny and Friends
45.My Reviewers (NOT ROMANTICALLY!)
46.Keith Urban
47.My new board!
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Fave Songs: In the order they are liked!

Keith Urban: You'll Think of Me, Raining on Sunday, Whenever I Run, Who Wouldn't Wanna Be Me, Somebody Like You, You Look Good in My Shirt, You're Not My God, Jeans On, Song For Dad, and You Won

Rodney Atkins: Honesty

Toby Keith: Beer for My Horses (Duet with Willie Nelson), You Ain't Much Fun, Courtesy of the Red White and Blue, I Wanna Talk About Me, Who's Your Daddy, Shoulda Been a Cowboy, and Whiskey Girl

Kenny Chesney: There Goes My Life, Young, No Shoes No Shirt No Problem, and When the Sun Goes Down ((Duet with uncle Kracker))

Brooks and Dunn: Red Dirt Road and Can't Take the Honky Tonk Outta the Girl. ((Thas ME!!!))

The Charlie Daniels Band: High Speed Heroes

Garth Brooks: The Thunder Rolls, Friends in Low Places, and Unanswered Prayers

Lonestar: Walking in Memphis , Front Porch Lookin' In, and Not a Day Goes By

Allan Jackson: Drive (For Daddy Gene) ((NUMBA 1 SONG OF 99.9 2002!)) 5`O clock Some Where ((NUMBA 1 SONG ON 99.9 2003!!!)) Remember When, Chattahoochee, Pop a Top Again, It's All Right to be a Redneck, Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning? (That September Day)and Don't Rock the Jukebox ((I think that was him CORRECT ME if I am wrong))

Aqua: My Oh My, Roses Are Red, Dr. Jones, and Barbie Girl.

Daft Punk: All the Songs on their Greatest Hits Album

Eminem: Buisness, Cleanin' Out My Closet, Superman, and My Dad's Gone Crazy.

Martina McBride: This One's For the Girls and In My Daughter's Eyes

Shania Twain: Always Forever and She's Not Just a Pretty Face

Tracy Bryd: The Truth About Men, Drinkin' Bone, and Ten Rounds of Jose` Curevo

Hank Williams Jr: All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down

Ray Stevens: Thank you, Ballad of the Blue Cyclone, Sittin' Up with the Dead, The Missisipi Squirell, Doctor Have Mercy on Me, The Pirate's Song, Misty, Turn Your Radio On, and Everything is Beautiful.