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Blog Entry: vampires (shorter)

Blog Entry: vampires (shorter)
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Posted by: upsidedownpancake
Posted: December 30, 2008, 8:04:08 PM
Mood: @_@
Eating: an emo
Trying to make a list of vampires...

Dracula or Vlad the Impaler or Alucard or The Count or Count Chocula
Also semi-vampire (zombie without nose) made by Macaulay Culkin (aka Kevin McCallister) which has bitten the rock-pop-mega-super-giga-extra star Michael Jackson and which failed to turn full vampire.

A little known fact: the favorite color of vampires happens to be suede.


Adolf Hitler
Robert Pattinson
Madara Uchiha
Orochimaru
Hidan
Amy Lee
Count Duckula
Alucard
Marilyn Manson
Nosferatu
Lord Byron
Lord Ruthven (Lord Byron's sire.)
Lestat De Lioncourt
Michael Angelo Batio
Michael Ignatieff
Gerald Ford
Godzilla
Michael Howard
Vincent Valentine (secondary creator of the Vampire Ninja)
Gerard Way
Olleigh
Karin
Peter Murphy
Peter Griffin
Dio Brando
Steve Buscemi
Hilde Kibsgaard
Dita Von Teese
User:Ubergrue
Bob Dole
Mother Theresa
Paris Hilton
Kevin Rudd
That guy from that show that no one ever watches
Deanna Sorensen
Count Chocula
Blacula
Mica Paulicheck
mike durrant
Gackt
Ville Valo
Ed Boon
Robert Smith
Lyn-Z
Dani Filth
Pandora
Jhonen Vasquez
Everyone in a Jhonen Vasquez comic (JTHM mostly)
Varg Vikernes
mike tyson
axl roes
rebecca chan
Vampire ants

Now, what do these vampires eat?

Emos - Taste good, but are not eaten because they are already been cut in many places, but are good diet food.

Popular Kids - Taste very good, but males are normally eaten because they have less drugs in their veins.

Rich Guys - Taste delicious but are hard to find.

Crackas - Apparently they taste like fried chicken.

Virgins - Vampire's favorite food, most vampires will only eat you if you are still a virgin. Another reason to lose your virginity.

Gays - When mixed with lemons and beer make a good party drink.

Persians- taste like chicken, especially Hajir. Vampires said Hajir's mom did not taste good at all. Although they said his dad did taste good. Now they just want to eat Hajir.

Teachers - They are... Wait, why are these here? Some teachers taste like chalk dust and math. The rest taste like English, history, and science... I know I've tried!!!!

Hippies - Typically not eaten, just used for the drug-soaked blood, if said vampire desires an acid trip or just getting stoned.

Posers- only when starving

Beef burritos - Excellent when with donkey plasma and children's noses, but adding too many beans can cause Mexicans and entire states to literally vanish in smoke.