Chapter 1 - Really Funny Stories

Reeellly Fuuunnny Stooorrries By FalconLobo 

 

Story One The Accidental Floor Kiss 

 

I don't own Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends

This will be   two one-shot humor romance short stacks (PUN Intended} because it is Sweeet!  Featuring a tall lopp and tall redhead.   Rememba da time Bloo asked a certain lopp if he had any dreams weell one of his so called un-mentioned dreams is about to become a reality and not by hare mail. more like S.W.A.K.



Story one goes as follows

Frankie had just finished pruning the hedges and had no sooner put away the shears when she was tackled to ground by a blue blob.  Frankie said "Bloo wot's the small idea?"  Bloo replied "hey, Frankie wanta toss around the old pigskin?"   

 

Frankie said "maybe  manana Bloo."  "Manana when and whot's that."  "It means tomorrow in Spanish Bloo, and maybe means maybe.  Then she went on to say "I gotta run" and was about to take off when Bloo said "how bout if i catch you after you start running we play touch  football now?"  "Frankie said "okay Bloo, but i'm a speedy one" and took off like a lightning bolt. 

 

She ran into the house right into a stunned rabbit knocking him over but at the same time accidently smacking her lips into his.  Frankie was more stunned when the rabbit actually deeppend the kiss with his tounge in her mouth.  Wot else could she do?  So she deeppend the kiss back and now they were making out on the floor of the foyer.

 

Mr. Herriman had secretly hoped that something like this would happen and now his dream had come true, he was Frenching with Frankie!  That is until Bloo found them and said "hey, I thought we were gonna play touch not tackle."  Both the rabbit and redhead blushed, got up, and went about their business.  Frankie played touch football with Bloo, and at the same time that she was day-dreaming  about the accidental floor kiss she had with Herriman,  Herriman was taking a cold shower.

The End

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



























 

Story two Miss Or Kiss

I don't own Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends or Hersey's Kisses

 

This will be up later then Valentine's day but it is a valentine's fic i'm writing on v day.

This is another fic with The tall lopp and tall redhead To  not expect the unexpected is one thing but to remember there is always a second chance it's  worth waiting for.  If you get it wrong the first time semi-bummer to get it right the second time priceless.

 

This is how story two goes 

Herriman had something he wanted to give to Frankie on the day of love and he had missed his chance on Christmas with him acting like an idiot and all. If only he had gotten her under the misstletoe he could have said "rules are rules Miss Frankie" and had gotten a kiss from her.  Even if he had some of the great green leaf now it would not matter because it wasen't the right holiday.  But with this being V day he had another chance if only he wern't so dang nerveus. 

 

He found her with a bag in her hand and couriosity got the better of him  so kissing her would have to wait.  Herriman said "Miss Frankie what's in the bag and who's it for."  Her reply was "wouldn't you like to know?"  "Herriman said please drop the sass and tell me what's in the bag right now Miss Frankie!" 

 

Frankie snapped back "well if you're gonna act like that i'll just give your giant kiss to Bloo!" Then she stormed off, and Herriman was left speechless and feeling like an idiot.  He was left in this stupor for a while untill he finnaly broke down crying, yelling "stupid i'm so stupid over and over again  while he was banging his head against the wall." 

 

Meanwhile Frankie had just gotten back from giving bloo the giant kiss which in fact was from hersey's.  That's right it was a hersey kiss the rabbit mistook for a real one.  When she got back with bag in hand and head in heat she quickly lost the heat when she noticed the rabbit crying, yelling and banging his head against the wall.

 

He said "well Herriman you blew it again it's always open big mouth insert foot. She probably will  never speak to me again and I diserve it.  I was a complete jerk.  She defently won't give me a kiss now, and I so wanted to kiss her."  Frankie heard this and hid behind the other wall guilty look on face that soon changed to a smile.  She said to herself.  "So if the rabbit wants a kiss he's gonna get one." 

 

Frankie found herriman  and explained about the misunderstanding that it was a candy kiss not a real one.  She opened the bag and showed herriman the empty box which had prieviosly held the chocolate kiss.  Herriman felt very foolish now and wanted to go to his office for some private work time to forget about his  blaytent display of stupidity  but frankie had another idea in mind. 

 

She said "where do you think your'e going you?  Ya don't think you're getting away that easily do you?  Frankie  went on to say I'm goonna let you have it now, and you better close your eyes for this."  Herriman closed his eyes hoping it would not be all that bad and it wasn't,  it was great.  Frankie was kissing him so he kissed her back and, now they were making out against the wall. 

 

Bloo came along with chocolate all over his face and said "hey, Herriman Frankie gave me your..........never mind and ran off blushing, he was gonna say kiss which meant a candy but after seeing herriman  get a real one when he got out of range he shouted Lucky Rabbit  He Gets Everything!"  Herriman and Frankie didn't even notice bloo and went on kissing but stopped after a while to say "I love you to each other and happy V day." After that she went with the lopp to his bedroom for some bunny loving so Herriman did end up getting everything after-all

The End.

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