Recent Submissions by Frotu's Favorite Artistsurn:uuid:8595b60a-e746-13eb-21a0-6e9adb6db9cbDracula 2000: Spunkula's Dream by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:6b28c50d-e6fa-afeb-0d84-5b008f56565f2006-01-08T00:17:47-08:00Spunkula never gets a break, not even in his sleep.<br />
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...I honestly have no idea where this idea came from. Go ahead and look at the full-size image if you can't read the words on the box.]]>Dracula 2000: Spunkula's New Servant by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:2f510061-3a0a-5c18-da10-13bfb8d227422006-01-07T00:20:03-08:00Because I didn't feel comfortable putting the word crackwhore in the title. Anyway, it's a bit of an illustration from a fanfiction that's still in progress.]]>Dracula 2000: Spunkula vs. a Cat by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:b7affa07-014c-7656-da2c-1ff31de552ff2006-01-07T00:16:59-08:00A pretty quick little picture that will probably remain as-is. <br />
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Well, judging by the film, Spunkula can't turn into a single bat--he turns into a whole bunch of them. So what happens if a cat catches one of them? Well, then he's missing a limb. Good job, Spunkula.]]>Self Portrait on a Windy Day by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:b7d3039f-0dc3-47b0-37b7-6a64f7b3c00f2006-01-07T00:02:15-08:00I was trying to do a new (for me) style of pencil shading here, which I also did in "Spunkula's Tea Party." I was inspired to do this by a day up at school when the wind reached 63 miles per hour. I don't know why, but I wanted to draw my winter clothes.]]>Dracula 2000: Spunkula Attempts Life as a Wolf by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:3d56f095-c8d2-6653-8df3-50a50639e1e32005-12-27T23:56:02-08:00Yeah, this seems to go past "haha, he has no dignity" into the realm of cruelty. He's Spunkula, though...it's not like it's the most painful thing that's ever happened to him.<br />
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I wasn't going to finish this because it's more mean than funny, but then I realized how fun it would be to do Spunkula hair on an entire wolf.]]>Dracula 2000: Spunkula Attempts to Shave by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:6c1d6250-12d1-2abd-8fb6-77a92831bae02005-12-25T12:29:50-08:00You can tell he's daft by the fact that he tried to use a mirror.]]>Dracula 2000: Spunkula's Tea Party by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:455618d8-83bd-3153-7e84-a9faa85ad3242005-12-25T12:05:13-08:00Heheh...This is actually one of the first--no, THE first Spunkula picture I drew. Just hadn't gotten around to posting it.<br />
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He has no dignity.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 15 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:c45d9db5-2701-b4f6-430a-d56afee23d792005-12-25T11:43:08-08:00Woohoo, the last page! Rocks my socks to be done uploading this thing.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 14 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:0e3fa373-f8c8-46c4-e222-0781870c81212005-12-24T01:27:00-08:00I feel kind of bad about posting a text-only page, but it's not like I can just skip it. Sorry.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 13 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:72545f65-51d9-b2d9-af61-2fd64b8f36e32005-12-24T01:24:40-08:00Mmm...Aragorn there is my least favorite illustration. Extreme time limits were getting to me. What else can I say?]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 12 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:84557886-0e57-d0b6-2bfb-5be773ada6fa2005-12-24T01:22:09-08:00It's great how I forgot parts of words and had to add them in later. I make less mistakes typing than writing by hand. It's funny.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 11 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:35e1c21d-f882-c265-5714-8802c86ef4292005-12-23T02:06:09-08:00And...yes. That first stanza on this page? This entire poem was writen so I could put that in.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 10 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:066cdd1a-32d0-4c56-2d37-4613e440cdfc2005-12-23T02:02:14-08:00Mm yes. Sounds like it's about over, but it is not for a few pages yet.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 9 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:35a92c1e-c5d7-bb34-8bbf-a19146e08f7c2005-12-23T01:59:11-08:00Ahh...that Sauron. Seems like a grammar issue to me, but I had to maintain the thingummer. Rhythm.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 8 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:ff5fca3d-1f35-23e9-b0d4-1735f6cdf5692005-12-22T18:20:49-08:00Yeah, that's so supposed to be part of the roof. And it's supposed to say "work" but it looks like "wock" because I have trouble with...letters in general.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 7 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:3752a5cf-4a3a-6d59-44aa-442c50936bea2005-12-22T18:17:15-08:00Aw, poop...I hadn't realized the scan was so bad on this page. At least it's readable....]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 6 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:e9093640-267a-acc8-a6f3-ee1160ae92a32005-12-22T18:13:08-08:00Gosh, such lovely penmanship *laughs* aahhh...and the names. Thanks go to my brother fr helping me make some of them up.<br />
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And the illustration is cut in half again, this time with worse results. If you count, though, you'll find that between this page and the next, there are nine fell beasts.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 5 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:e45b6948-d549-f443-d40f-a9b80b09cf622005-12-21T23:07:13-08:00This page contains part of the same illustration as page 4, though I don't think it really harms anything for it to be split up like this.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 4 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:5541cb23-a374-c849-f5bc-3d6a5f2423782005-12-21T23:03:17-08:00This is the first page where, unfortunately, the illustration got split up. The scanner was just not big enough to do two pages at once.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 3 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:3bbe84e4-095a-1878-b4a0-eb6f44c23a592005-12-21T23:00:05-08:00Page three of the poem.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 2 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:9d66d23c-f6b8-be97-d658-ae78b7ae60922005-12-20T01:30:53-08:00Page two! Please go back and start at page one if you got her randomly.]]>Sauron's Night Before Christmas page 1 by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:e2cb4fcf-ed90-7472-2953-f925435cca662005-12-20T01:27:27-08:00Okay, so here's where it starts. I have a text-only version over at fanfiction.net.<br />
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I wrote/drew this poem last year when I was required to do an art book with fifty pages for my painting class. I needed to fill up some pages, and it was near Christmas, so off we went. The concept of Sauron being affiliated with poo and going "haha...haha" came from Forkie and the Frotu.]]>Dracula 2000: Christmas with Spunkula by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:718ec515-5016-c75d-addd-7dbbb515d6692005-12-20T00:20:43-08:00Spunkula's not the sharpest knife in the drawer...he might even be a spoon. He fell for the syringe trick again, and since it's Christmas time, hey, why not force a little holiday cheer down his throat. <br />
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And in other news, I finally saw Dracula 2000 today. I only made fun of it for a week beforehand.<br />
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It's still funny. Go Spunkula.]]>Dracula 2000: How the Frotu tied him up. by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:afcaf392-7984-3e93-c382-e102a3bcd0ce2005-12-17T23:19:48-08:00That Frotu...she's a tricky one.]]>Dracula 2000: "I want to put ribbons in his hair. by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:830ec5d1-9265-2194-4a7e-294290c1d0782005-12-17T23:11:58-08:00The Frotu said she wanted to put ribbons in Spunkula's hair, so here she is doing so. Hah, Spunkula. He has no dignity. Ever.]]>Penni, the chick who never smiles by GollumRoxurn:uuid:7c3da73d-82ca-4ed6-256d-f7a0a8339d9e2005-10-08T20:22:24-07:00Yeah, I totally freehanded this one. No guidelines. Probably because this isn't a real person and there were no pictures of a nonexistant person to copy. Meh.<br />
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And her name is Penni because she's not worth much. *uber symbolism*!!!!!!!!!111]]>Wonka doodle by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:7046f2a7-dd9e-55b8-e332-b1b793cb7ad12005-09-09T22:03:48-07:00Yes, I drew Mr. Wonka. Actually, I've drawn him a couple times now, since he's fun to doodle and his hair and clothes make him easily recognizable even if the face is off.
I drew this on the back of my work orientation schedule in ballpoint pen during the sexual harassment information. They were just repeating themselves, and the girl next to me went and dozed off, so it's not like I was doing anything really bad there.
His arms are freaky.]]>Gob in the Banana Suit by GollumRoxurn:uuid:cec0a3bc-2641-3a8e-eb80-678d793150cf2005-08-12T21:08:07-07:00Poor pathetic Gob. He never wins.
I think I had to look at like six different pictures to get the look of the banana suit because I didn't have the episode recorded. Ha! I researched!]]>Poor Disgusting Elmo by GollumRoxurn:uuid:42f6144c-439c-60c9-e008-f0a82752e82d2005-08-12T21:02:30-07:00Yes, Elmo really does hang out at rest stops. And he needs to learn how to use personal pronouns - it saves a lot of time.]]>The Beautiful Justin Chatwin by GollumRoxurn:uuid:6009a004-9566-ee8b-ccdd-8d58559280702005-08-06T19:16:09-07:00...I didn't think he had his own category. Anyways... enjoy, fellow psuedofangirls. RAWL!]]>Not Really Maygen by GollumRoxurn:uuid:a43ef5f2-8b8d-8ce6-2755-710c19159c0a2005-08-06T19:12:58-07:00I think it started to be another Maygen...I sure do draw her a lot...and then it turned out to be something completely different. I thought it was cool while I was flipping through my sketchbook and decided to post it. Yey for me.]]>Nuclear Green Eyes by GollumRoxurn:uuid:8970554c-d86f-a1ab-8d77-eb46d20702a52005-08-06T19:09:06-07:00Yup, I was bored on the way to Yellowstone so I drew my eyes. But whenever their irritated, they turn that cool kind of green. I think it's kinda cool...the only thing cool about me. I'm not cool at all. I'm leukwarm.]]>Captain Johnny by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:b30454c8-697b-144f-7491-5ce74eded2382005-07-23T23:21:58-07:00Yep...this was my first attempt at watercoloring on printer paper using watered-down acrylics--thus the unblended patches and general messiness. Having a lack of equipment is a pain. I'm glad it's not an issue anymore.<br />
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Anyway, why did I draw this? Well, a frined of mine wrote a parody of Pirates of the Caribbean, and I designed cartoon images of her versions of the characters, including "Captain Johnny." Then I decided to draw him with nothing but a coat on. My oh my, what a deep and insightful chain of reasoning.]]>Johnny as Jesus by GollumRoxurn:uuid:1149b7f3-26cf-6563-f11d-99d442ab61b12005-07-21T21:05:57-07:00Just Johnny trying to appeal to the Christian crowd because Christians tend to get more offended and pissed off than anyone else...and then ends up offending them and pissing them off.<br />
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I come up with weird things.]]>"You Great Booby!" (colored) by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:2e45af77-aae1-293f-4e6e-ff89af507a412005-07-18T23:15:58-07:00Dun dun duuunnn...I finally did it. Apologies for the background. I had to do something other than blank white, but the sketch paper doesn't handle washes very well. Poo on that issue.]]>Caged Young Phantom (final) by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:c6a6cb9d-3e6a-4264-c96f-7457f2134ae22005-06-29T21:36:57-07:00Wooooo, I finished it!
I am pleasantly surprised at how well this particular method has worked. In case you can't just look and know it, I did all the shading in ink and then just colored it in with watercolors.
And no, it's not a miracle red this time. This time I had a real watercolor set.
About my color choices: his hair is dishwater blonde, not black, so don't start telling me it's black. The black is a wig. *firm nod*
And his eyes are yellow because...well, because I think he looks cool with his yellow eyes from the book. Naughty naughty, breaking movie canon when I'm drawing movie-verse.
Note upon recieving the first comment: his hair is brown...ish. I guess. What I really mean by "dishwater blonde" is "color that is so blah you can't really say just what it is."
Has anyone else noticed that he seems to have a bald spot in the back?]]>Caged Young Phantom (inked) by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:ce1e5b19-3518-9d2c-ef65-9d8824ee90942005-06-27T22:33:22-07:00I decided to try out a new thing by fully inking a picture, shading and all, and then tinting it with watercolors. Here you can see the inking is done (huzzah). It only took me a couple of hours once I sat down to do it. Yey.<br />
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So...yeah. (If all goes well) There's going to be three versions of this same picture up on here. Oh well, you will live.]]>"You Great Booby!" by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:0189925f-4f79-a6f7-0866-f4bfc5ae3c072005-06-16T21:34:06-07:00Haha, yes. Erik is such a mature guy.
And...that's the Persian. Yess.]]>I just hate Spring for some re-- by GollumRoxurn:uuid:7d13437b-cd75-317f-ef89-d23012a0b7fe2005-06-16T21:00:19-07:00Yah, this is something that I thought of a few years ago and thought it would be a cute thing to draw. I might go further by having the wipers on and having the blood and feathers smeared all over the windshield.<br />
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End]]>I Let You Win! (color) by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:252c1688-2156-983a-58e9-58f66b7fd7e92005-06-13T01:58:41-07:00Yess...I watercolored it. Actually, I made a copy and watercolored the copy. Watercoloring on printer paper is unwise! I win anyway, end of story.
That red that you see...that is a miracle red. I don't even have red paint. I have pink paint. I got that red by using various things, including orange and blue. The palette was extremely limited, and all slightly off colors. Go me. That's why I win.
The colors took me hours and hours. Like, over five. So I win. Do not doubt me! *shakes fist*
(Additional note: please do not use the comment function solely to inform me of how much you hate Raoul)]]>I Let You Win! by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:72c0c77f-e153-c6d9-f462-bf061e7a6ef52005-06-10T22:33:08-07:00Yuss, it is spiff. Those spots...hmm. Either ink splatters or bits of crayon stuck to my scanner. Erg either way. I'm planning to color a copy of this, thus the inking of the outlines and such. Plus I just like using pen and ink, even though my pen tip is recalcitrant from being bent and then fixed.
Hah. Yeeeesss....
(Additional note: please do not use the comment function solely to inform me of how much you hate Raoul)]]>Mrs. Featherbottom by GollumRoxurn:uuid:3bb6e7e1-382b-639e-18ff-d867da9d53702005-06-06T19:05:47-07:00Tobias is such an idiot. That's all I have to say. Oh, other than I made a really cool centerpiece but I had to cut it off because I was too lazy to color the rest of the table and it would've been floating in the middle of nowhere.
The end!]]>Thû by GollumRoxurn:uuid:9140fd12-f37e-cec6-062d-c09d4bd2ed362005-06-05T17:07:07-07:00Yes, here he is, in the...flesh. Or scales or...graphite. Anyways. For all who wondered and imagined and pined, this is what the prodigious THU looks like!<br />
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Thu loves you.]]>Ms. Kidman by GollumRoxurn:uuid:8bac9a49-260e-5a69-eade-b270b58399ac2005-06-05T17:03:14-07:00Okay, trying this again...<br />
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I saw this picture of her in TIME so I decided to draw it but I changed her hair from short/curly/strawberry blonde to long and dark. I made the shirt design too. Can't you tell? Ppph.<br />
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I heart my mechanical pencil!]]>Critter by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:a1cde8e3-06d9-3cb9-f48c-bd1be41612262005-06-02T19:45:50-07:00My first pen and ink! Done..hmm...must have been winter 2004, since it was for my illustration class. Yess...pen and ink is fun yet tedious and tedious yet fun.]]>The Phantom, his son, and a neighbor by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:0ef39148-57d1-8b7d-8d5f-8f71da23ca1c2005-06-01T22:32:45-07:00Yea. It's the Phantom...and his son...and his neighbor. How vague. And yus, I think his pose is a bit awkward. And yus, I forgot to color in his hair.]]>Chibi Raoul and Phantom by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:4ce0f900-b909-f263-3e21-5be0ea92cafa2005-06-01T17:14:52-07:00Yuss...I decided to stop drawing sad things, and start drawing happy things! Fighting is happy, right? Well, at least it's sort of cute.
I might color this...or at least shade it with pencil...eventually.
(Additional note: please do not use the comment function solely to inform me of how much you hate Raoul)]]>Caged Young Phantom by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:d02b717b-3d97-11d6-93d3-0a73a02528a22005-05-28T19:10:17-07:00Yes...I drew him as a kid. This is (obviously) the movie version of the Phantom...hope there's no question of that. So: Young Phantom, or, as I like to call him for creepy and mysterious reasons, the Ickle Pootling.
Hoo boy, kind of strange that a girl calling herself "Spoofmaster" keeps drawing sad things.]]>Why me?! by Spoofmasterurn:uuid:7ab12c51-b526-7b57-c434-8e71ccf5f9572005-05-28T15:57:04-07:00Yes, another illustration for the same fic as "The New Father." Same basic principle--the Phantom (Poot!) has a son, he's ill-equipped to deal with the situation, etc.]]>2002 Best Actress Nominees by GollumRoxurn:uuid:c94eba4c-dbfa-9e3f-352c-5cae4e82da202005-05-28T14:27:47-07:00This took about a month. I was stuck on Renee Zellweger and I refused to work on anything else until she was done.<br />
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I know, Halle Berry and Judi Dench look really awkward but Rome wasn't built in a day. ...Or was it Paris? Anyways, I figured no one would notice.<br />
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So yeah.]]>