-Kratos is a Happy Drunk!

It's part of a running gag of mine. Lloyd can be so dense sometimes, I can imagine Kratos spending nights in bars trying to drink away memories of his son's stupidity. When he's not beating sense into Lloyd's head using any nearby piece of wood, he's playing around with the weapons. Yes, the baseball bat is a weapon in the game. No, you can't have Kratos' hat.

edit: moved it here now that the section exists