Chapter 1 - po- er pilot esipode

(an: here's mine ranodom fic. i inmagine random bloopers for esipodes of  this show, namely the first one. enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^)

 asinging mistakes:

*see red and purple talking*

purple:these supior*shadow bunny ears appear behind the tallest. chuckles herd.*

red and purple:*turn to see nothing*

purple:*clears troat, restarts line*: these surp-*a figer is show behind them, laughter gets louder*

red and purple:*turns to see nothing*

purple:*restarts line(agian)* the- *a giant arrow appears with the words ' the all mighty turds' is showen behind them, laughter gets out of controll*

red and purple:*turns to see nothing*

purple:....................................*restarts line agian*

*cut to back of aenra. see zim and dib with some projectior*

purple:*off sceran* t-

zim:*puts in random slide.*

dib: *presses the 'on' button on machine. wild laugher was herd.*

zim:heh heh, sweet.

derectior:CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cut to another asinging scean*

red:but dued to your increaed hight, you'll- *instead of a picture of an irkan resting on some giant couch, a picture of red in a speedo and purple in a bikki at some hawii beach*

purple:0o.

red:*blushes of enbrassiment. random whisleing herd off screan*

decretior:CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zim, dib stop doing random tource!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cut to another scean*

zim: ......i quit when i herd about this.

red:you quit being banish?0o.

purple:*cough*lazor

*random lazor pops out, hitting zim in the eyes*

zim:OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mine eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

purple:you're right. lazors are a good  idea.

red:*smacks hand to face*

derectior: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we deleated that scean!!!!!!!!

purple: i didn't get the memo.

*cut to another scean*

zim:*laughs evilly* twist those nobbs!!! twist those nobbs!!!!!!!!!

*cut to the outside of machine. ship exploides*

zim:stupid budget cuts.


*cut to another random scean*

zim:*is silent*

decretior:way arn't y-

zim:the line's stupid.

dib:*off sceen* i told to change that line, but does anyone listen to me?!?!!??!! nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

decretior:i get the scakism!!!!!!!!!!
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robo madness

gir:*in red mode* gir, reporting for duty.

zim: gir? what does the 'g' stand for?

gir:*normal mode*GORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

red, purple and zim:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

derectior: .............

*cut to another scean*

gir:i'm going to sing the doom song *starts singing the oogie boogie song*

decrectior: no, that's not it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gir:*starts singing 'amerian idiot'*

derectior:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*5 hours later*

gir:*sings another movie song that was sung by a villan.*

zim:*looks dead*

decrictior:*sighs* they don't pay me enough to do this.

*cut to another random scean*

gir:*is in a poddle*

zim:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

decrctior:where's your aother doggie costume!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!

gir:i ate lke a monkey would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zim:*sighs*



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down to earth(not really):

*cut to another scean*

dib: *tooks off earphones, with the song 'holiday' playing out of them*

derectior: i though they give you an ipod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dib:it's not mine falut that they are addicting!!!!!!!!!

*cut to a scean at skool*

dib:.......................................... i forget mine lines.

gaz:*off screan*whiner.

zim:*sighs*

*cut to another scean*

*see dib and zim fighting on bus. bus zooms off, knocking them both off*

zim:*yells random swears*

dib:*looks dizzy*

derctior:damn bus driver.

*cuts to another scean*

zim:*grabs on to gir, but instead of flying at rapid speed, gir exploides*

zim:*cover in black ashes* ..............................

derectior: !%@&@ &!@!&!^ !^@*!^ *^@*! ^*@^*! ^@*!^ @*^! *@^*!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dib:*off screen*I TOLD YOU THAT THEY SHOULD GET THAT BUG FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(an:how'll you like it. send in esipoides ideas for bloopers. k, l8er)

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