Chapter 2 - No Not Bilbo!

Truth or Dare



Guess what comes now!! Mwahahaha, you DIDN'T GUESS IT!!! neener neener neeeeeeeeneer

Disclaimer: See chapter one which you SHOULD have already READ!!



- The entire room sighed. "Will you two just go away?" asked Legolas.

Skye: Make me.

Blade: I think not.

-Gimli hesitated. "Er . . . Yes, alright?!? I WAS SCARED! HAPPY NOW?!?" roared Gimli. An evil glint appeared in Legolas's eye. "Quite."

-Blade: Amen.

Skye: *quotes movie* Yes, Gimli, you have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox, but you forgot one thing: the brain of a potato.

-"Mmm . . . Potato . . ." mumbled Aragorn. Gimli blushed. "It's not my fault you stupid Elves are so smart, Skye!!"

- Blade: 'Stupid' and 'smart' do not belong in the same sentence unless one is comparing two things or contradicting oneself, Gimli.

Skye: Well, at least you're smarter than the dwarf, Blade.

Blade: Why, thank you!

Skye: *groan*

- "My turn!" screeched Gimli. "You," he said, pointing at Aragorn with utter disdain. Aragorn contorted his face into an inhuman expression. "No! Not Bilbo!" he screamed.

- Blade: Where's Bilbo?

Skye: Bilbo's here? Where?

- "No, Aragorn, YOU!" boomed Gimli, still pointing. Aragorn looked around, befuddled. "Oh," he said, finally remembering that his name was Aragorn. "Dare," he said confidently.

- Blade: Marry Arwen! Marry Ar-

Skye: Dork, he's already done that!

Blade: . . . oh . . .

- *BIG scribble goes here -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*-

Skye: Wonder what that says . . . - "um . . . dare . . . um . . . dare . . ." muttered Gimli.

- Blade: Sing the cheese song!

- "What???" chorused everybody in the room, immediately followed by Aragorn's "Mmm . . . Cheese..."

- Skye: Here, we'll sing it.

Blade: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I HATE that song!!

Skye: You suggested it!

Blade: . . . fine . . .

Skye: One, two, three! *to the tune of 'Neath these tall green trees*

Blade & Skye: 'Neath this tall green cheese we stand -

"Mmm . . . Cheese . . ."

- Blade & Skye: Asking mice for yummy sand

- "Mmm . . . Sand - wait, SAND???"

- Blade & Skye: Thanks we give to thee with pie

- "Mmm . . . Pie . . ."

- Blade & Skye: For the dirt inside my eye

- "Dirt in your eye?? That sounds painful!" cried Eowyn.

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