Chapter 14 - OCs - Funniest Moments - Pokemon

When me and my brother or sister do rping, our characters usualy come out with hilarious quotes, or do silly things. Here are the ones I can remember. *Note: This list will often be updated*

(Keiran: My little brother's OC)
(Lucy: My little sister's OC)

Leona: Ben, use Brave Bird!
Ben: STAAAAAARAPTOOOR! *Uses Brave Bird on Rayquaza*
Rayquaza: @.@
Somebody: NO! RAYQUAZA! NO! *returns Rayquaza* Right, that's it! Time to take down your Staraptor! Go, Maxi! *sends out Magikarp*
Magikarp: MAGIKARP!
Somebody: WHAT!? I said Maxi, not Magikarp!
Leona: HA! Ben, Aerial Ace!
Magikarp: *dodges Aerial Ace and flails all over Ben* MAGIKARP!
Ben: @.@
Leona: WHAT THE HELL!?
Somebody: ...OK. Urm, YES! I WIN! =3
Leona: ¬_¬
Magikarp: *dies due to lack of water* X_X
Somebody: Oops.

Keiran: Bored.
Leona: Bored.
Somebody: Bored.
Weavile: Weavah. (Translation: Bored)
Keiran: So bored.
Leona: So bored.
Somebody: So bored.
Weavile: Wee weavah. (Translation: So bored.
Keiran: Super bored.
Leona: Super bored.
Somebody: Super bored.
Weavile: Vah wea--Weavah? WEAVAH! *runs to get ice-cream* (Translation: Super bor--Ice cream? ICE CREAM! *runs to get ice-cream*)
Ice-Cream man: Help! This Weavile is eating all my ice-cream!
Various little kids: WAAAAAH!
Keiran: Extra bored. ¬_¬
Leona: Extra bored. ¬_¬
Somebody: Extra bored. ¬_¬
Weavile: WEAVAH! X3 (Translation: ICE-CREAM! X3)

Keiran: Since when did Leona get a Groudon!?
Somebody: Since she went to Hoenn to get one.
Keiran: Since when did Leona go to Hoenn!?
Somebody: Since she left Sinnoh.
Keiran: Since when did Leona leave Sinnoh!?
Somebody: ¬_¬

Lucy: Hi Leona! X3
Leona: Hi Lucy! X3
Lucy: Wait, I thought we hated eachother?
Leona: We did?
Lucy: Yeah.
Leona: Oh. I HATE YOU! Is that better? =3
Lucy: ¬_¬

Somebody: So Keiran, you wanna have a Pokemon battle?
Keiran: I dunno.
Somebody: Well, is it a yes or a no?
Keiran: *shrugs*
Somebody: Forget about it.
Keiran: Forget about what?
Somebody: ¬_¬

Lucy: Somebody, have you seen Leona?
Somebody: I thought you hated Leona.
Lucy: I do.
Somebody: Then why the hell are you looking for her!?
Lucy: ...I dunno.
Somebody: *slaps hand on forehead*

Leona: Somebody?
Somebody: What?
Leona: Why the heck are you working for Kruger?
Somebody: Huh? Oh, him. I broke Courtyard colloseum and I have to pay for the repairs by working there.
Leona: You broke the colloseum!? How!?
Somebody: You know, I keep asking myself the same thing.
Rayquaza: *laying in the pile of rubble that used to be the main part of Courtyard Colloseum*

Keiran: Hey Lucy.
Lucy: Get lost, Keiran.
Keiran: Why?
Lucy: Because I'm busy.
Keiran: I get it. Of course, because tying your hair back is the world's most important job.
Lucy: Yup.
Keiran: Girls. *rolls eyes*

Leona: I HATE YOU!
Lucy: I HATE YOU MORE!
Leona: I HATE YOU MORE THAN THE SUN IS BRIGHT!
Lucy: I HATE YOU MORE THAN THE UNIVERSE IS LARGE!
Leona: Wanna get some ice-cream? =3
Lucy: Sure! =3

Keiran: I wish I had an Arceus.
Somebody: Why the heck do you wish that!?
Keiran: Arceus is the best Pokemon ever, duh.
Somebody: Keiran, I have two, and I still can't beat you in a Pokemon battle.
Keiran: Good point, but you suck.
Somebody: Thanks for the compliment. ¬_¬
Keiran: No prob. ^^

Leona: Keiran, can I tell you a secret?
Keiran: Sure. I'll carry it to my grave. ^^
Leona: Really?
Keiran: Nah, I'll probably tell the news crew on Saturday.
Leona: Right. On second thoughts...

Somebody: God, why are Leona's Pokemon so...Odd.
Weavile: *stuffing face with Ice-Cream*
Ben: *reading magazine*
Terra: *licking herself*
Riley (Lucario): *staring out the window at Lucy's female Lucario*
Palkia: *...dancing...*
Giratina: *watching Palkia*
Heatran: *trying to lock himself in the airing cupboard*
Terrence (Bagon): *licking Terra*
Somebody: ...

Weavile: Wea weavah, vah? (Translation: Terra, what are you doing?)
Terra: Row, grah grow, rahrah grow. (Translation: Weavile, it's none of your buisseness, so get lost.)
Weavile: Weah weah vah WEAVAH! (Translation: But your touching my ICE-CREAM!)
Terra: Grah? (Translation: So?)
Weavile: *viciousley attacks Terra*
Terra: @.@
Weavile: Vah weavah. *takes Ice-Cream and walks off* (Translation: My Ice-Cream. *takes Ice-Cream and walks off*)

Leona: Somebody?
Somebody: What?
Leona: Rayquaza did it, didn't he?
Somebody: Huh? Oh, him. No, we where just playing and then Rayquaza accidentaly destroyed everything with Outrage.
Leona: He destroyed everything with Outrage!? How!?
Somebody: You know, I keep asking myself the same thing.
Rayquaza: *thwacks the rubble around with his tail*

Kruger: SOMEBODY!
Somebody: What?
Kruger: I ASKED YOU TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP!
Somebody: I did!
Kruger: Oh really? *points at the rubble*
Somebody: Uh...Keiran did it!
Keiran: What!?

Leona: YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!
Lucy: NO, YOU ARE!
Leona: NO, YOU!
Lucy: YOU!
Leona: Wanna get some more ice-cream? =3
Lucy: No way, I'm not falling for your tricks any more!
Leona: Wanna get a hotdog instead? =3
Lucy: OK! =3

Keiran: Hey, Ben, what should I get Leona for her birthday?
Ben: Stah raptah. (Translation: I dunno.)
Keiran: Another Staraptor? OK! X3
Ben: ¬_¬

Somebody: God, Rayquaza, look what you've done! I had this place all cleaned up and you've wrecked it again! Good job!
Rayquaza: Grawowr! =3
Kruger: Somebody! Why haven't you cleaned up!?
Somebody: I have. See? *picks up a bit of rubble and Rayquaza eats it*
Rayuaza: *burp* =3
Somebody: All gone. ^^

Leona: Somebody?
Somebody: What?
Leona: Why don't you just return Rayquaza?
Somebody: Huh? Oh, him. He just doesn't like his Pokeball. And besides, he's friendly! Aren't you, Rayquaza?
Rayquaza: Quaqua! *eats Leona* =3
Somebody: ...Uh...Rayquaza, spit her out!
Rayquaza: Rowrawh...*spits Leona out*
Leona: Ew. 0_o
Somebody: See. Perfectly friendly. ^^'
Leona: Somebody, I give up. You win. Just clean up before--
Kruger: SOMEBODY!
Leona: That. ¬_¬

Cyrus: MARS!
Mars: What!?
Cyrus: Get me some coffee!
Mars: Hmph.
Cyrus: NOW!
Mars: Yes, sir. ¬_¬ *goes*
*Five minutes later*
Cyrus: Took you long enough.
Mars: Heehee...
Cyrus: *drinks it* Mmmm. Best coffee we've had in ages.
Mars: Wha-? Why aren't you dying!? Lemme see that! *grabs the cup and drinks*
Cyrus: Heheheh...
Mars: Gak! *falls over* X_X
Cyrus: All's well that end's well. Heheh.

Keiran: Since when did Leona get her 8th Gym Badge!?
Somebody: Since she beat Volkner.
Keiran: Since when did Leona beat Volkner!?
Somebody: Since she went to Sunnyshore.
Keiran: Since when did Leona go to Sunnyshore!?
Somebody: I give up.
Keiran: Since when did you give up!?

Leona: Keiran?
Keiran: What?
Leona: Do you like me?
Keiran: Yeah, course I do.
Leona: No, do you really like me?
Keiran: ...Uh...
Leona: I KNEW IT!
Keiran: What!? I, uh, just because I like you like that, doesn't mean you have to go around yelling about it!
Leona: ...You do?
Keiran: Yes.
Leona: Because all I was gonna say was I knew you couldn't answer.
Keiran: |_|'

Somebody: There. All cleaned up.
Rayquaza: *wrecks the very neat pile of rubble until it is no more*
Somebody: RAYQUAZA!
Rayquaza: Grow. =3
Somebody: Gah. ¬_¬
Kruger: SOMEBODY!
Somebody: (whispering) Rayquaza, your grounded.
Rayquaza: Goooh... :(

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