Chapter 16 - OCs - Funniest Quotes - Pokemon

Lol. Funniest quotes that have happened when rping.

"Dude, we better get out of here. Leona just lost on Mario Karts..." ~Somebody
"Look, if you don't let me beat you, I'm gonna have to, uh, beat you!" ~Leona
"Some people are born different. Others are just crazy." ~Keiran
"I can't swim, I can't fly, but I can eat!" ~Terrence (Leona's Bagon)
"SAUSAGE ROLLS! Darn it. I'm malfunctioning again." ~Somebody
"So what, I'm just supposed to sit here while you risk your life? OK." ~Lucy
"MARS! Go take out the trash. I have to play with my action figures." ~Cyrus
"Hey, you look like Ice-Cream! Can I eat you?" ~Weavile (Leona's Weavile)
"Get outta my tree! That's a private area!" ~Torterra (Kerian's Torterra)
"Oh. I understand. ...What do I understand again?" ~Leona
"Is it just me, or is it raining apocalypse?" ~Somebody
"Help! The staircase is eating my carpet!" ~Lucy
"I'm 16, not 4! There's a thin line, you know!" ~Keiran
"Mmm...Delcatty..." ~Riley (Leona's Lucario)
"Don't touch me! I'm alergic to nerds!" ~Flower (Leona's Lopunny)
"Am I pretty, or am I pretty? I'm pretty, right?" ~Flower (Leona's Lopunny)
"Why am I locking myself in the cupboard, you ask? 'Cuz it's warm, duh." ~Heatran (Leona's Heatran)
"COOKIES! YAY!" ~Palkia (Leona's Palkia)
"I can't talk to her, she's too pretty. I suck." ~Riley (Leona's Lucario)
"Baby-sitting is hard enough. Bagon-sitting is harder." ~Rose (Somebody's Roserade)
"Romeo! For God's sake, ROMEO! GET HERE NOW! The toilet's blocked." ~Juliet
"I wonder why strawberry milkshake is strawberry flavoured." Pip2 (Somebody's Dialga)
"Somebody, help! I dropped a jelly bean!" ~Leona
"Whatever happens, just remember, you owe me $5." ~Keiran
"ICE-CREAM! YAY! Wait, your not ice-cream..." ~Weavile (Leona's Weavile)
"I don't listen to anybody. Not you, or anyone else. So I'm gonna go get you that glass of milk right now." ~Somebody
"Arm spazm. Leg spazm. Full body spazm." ~Lucy
"Beep. Haha. Beep. Oops. Malfunctioning again." ~Somebody
"Your gonna wake Mr.Fuzzle!" ~Leona
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RABID CARROT!" ~Palkia (Leona's Palkia)
"I'm a dog. Oink!" ~Palkia (Leona's Palkia)
"If my mom could see me now, I'd be screaming and begging for suicide." ~Cyrus
"What do you mean, I've got a promotion!? I didn't do anything!" ~Mercury
"Meow? No, that's not a dog, that's a chicken. My bad." ~Palkia (Leona's Palkia)
"I'm only, like, 4. You can't expect me to know how to use the toilet yet." ~Terrence (Leona's Bagon)
"Splat! Oopsee. I made a mess..." ~Palkia (Leona's Palkia)
"Gigabax, where are you? I need you to eat this pencil!" ~Lucy
"I like drama. Why, don't you? You don't!? WHY!?" ~Somebody
"You...Your inhuman. But who am I to talk? So am I." ~Somebody
"AAAAAAH! HELP! LEONA'S GONE MAD WITH JELLY BEANS!" ~Keiran
"You know, I've always wondered. Why do bunnies need big ears anyway?" ~Flower (Leona's Lopunny)
"Wait, that's not the carpet...HELP! THE STAIRCASE IS EATING ME!" ~Lucy
"Ragga flagga moo." ~Somebody
"Fire alarm! Meow, meow, meow, meow, coo, coo, coo, coo, moo, moo, moo, MOO!" ~Palkia (Leona's Palkia)
"Blarg! Wait, what's a blarg?" ~Lucy
"If only I had more arms. Then I could do more than 2 stuff at a time. Wait, that's kinda obvious..." ~Leona
"Leona! Get here now! Finish your breakfast!" ~Leona's Mom
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A fly!" ~Caitlin
"Promotion...Is that like being fired?" ~Mercury
"Oh help. Help us all. We've ran out of juice." ~Somebody

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