Chapter 1 - o.o'

 Ways to make people flip!
~~~~Random~~~~~~~
1. Run around your neigborhood wearing your smaller sister's clothing and singing the "Happy Song" By Liam Lynch, (If you are at least five years older and are male people might send you to the nut house^^)((lyrics at bottom of page))
 
2. Take pictures of people after playing Dance Dance Revolution (Especially if their hair is super-messed up)
 
3. Walk into the Harry Potter movie and yell "Go Dumbledor!!!! GO OUT THERE AND DIE!!!!!" (especially in any scene that he's not there)
 
4. Date your skateboard. Claim you are getting married on Tuesday^^ (don't forget to invite me!)
 
5. In a public restroom, write "Mike was here" then in another color marker write "Mike is a prick"  (in a Girl's restroom)
 
~~~~School~~~~~~~
 
6. Walk into school dressed up as Dora the Explorer and sing High School Musical
 
7. Durring passing period walk into a classroom and when the teacher isn't looking throw pencils at students comeing into the class then run for it (make sure the teacher doesn't know you, in the slightest)
 
8. Sing Hannah Montana in Social Studies, claim the best of both worlds is going to be the new anthem when that b*tch takes over teh world.
 
9. Dress up like a ninja and climb on people's roof tops trowing oranges at cars passing by
 
10.  Have all of your friends dress up like characters from Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal, etc. . . Fight each other all week then at school the day after dressing up, talk about how you missed (Example:) Inuyasha's appearance
 
11. Act like an Emo all day then come into class the next day as the Easter bunny. . . ON CHRISTMAS, claim that it is the REAL Christian Holiday.
 
~~~~Movies~~~~~~~~
12. Take pictures of people kissing, make a photo album and send a copy to everyone who is in it^^'
 
13. Run up and down the isle. Claim that Kira is coming
 
14. Hang up posters of Johney Depp in the theater WHEN the movie is playing
 
15. Bring a small goat into the movie theater remind employees that kids are allowed in the theaters (a kid is a baby goat)
 
16. When they don't let you in, ask if they have ever heard of the Cubs
 
17. Yell "Who's that?" whenever the main character walks onto the stage
 
~~~~~More random~~~~~~~~
18. Buy a pet turtle and say it's a new TMNT.
 
19. Bring it to school.
 
20. At random have water bottle wars with friends^^'
 
 
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_Lyrics~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
 
I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 horror

I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy


Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, 'cause there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
welcome to my happy world, now get your shoot and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...

Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!

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