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Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!

While they were trying to record the REAL cutscenes, the SQARE company had quite a few outtakes...most of which were violent...

Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!

Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!

TWILIGHT TOWN: AXEL AND ROXAS SCENE

Axel: Simply amazing, Roxas.

Roxas: Axel...

Axel: You really DO remember me this time. I'm so FLATTERED!

Axel motions with his hands, but no fire comes up.

Axel: AHEM! I'M SO FLATTERED!!!

Still nothing.

Axel: FIRE PLEASE!!!!

Room bursts into flames.

Roxas: We need new effect guys.

 

OLYMPUS COLISEUM: AN ATTEMPT TO UN-BRAINWASH AURON

Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!

Sora throws the little statue at Auron's head, but instead of vanishing above him, it smacks the guardian in the head.

Auron: OW!

Director: CUT! TAKE TWO:

Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!

Sora throws the statue and it hits Hercules in the head.

Herc: OW!

Director: CUT! TAKE THREE!

Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!

Sora throws the statue and it hits Hades in the head, who explodes into a firey rage

Hades: WHY YOU LITTLE.....!!! *attacks Sora*

Sora: *screams like a little girl*

Auron joins the attack

Director: CUT!!! Get a stunt double over here, please! Or at least somebody with better aim...

 

HOLLOW BASTION: HOMEMADE COMPUTER PROGRAM

Leon: Finished?

Cid: Would be, if it wasn't for the old man's magic...

Merlin: OLD, you say? Oh, ho ho ho, I'll show you who's old....*shoots beam of magic at Cid*

Cid: Done!

The magic misses Cid and htis the computer, which explodes.

Yuffie: Oh-kay...Cid, you still got the CD, right?

Cid: YEP! *holds it up*

Leon: Just don't---

Cid drops the CD and breaks it

Leon:---drop it.

Cid: Oops. Guess I'll just have to...*looks at dead computer* Uh-oh...

Yuffie: Well, we learned two things today. One: Cid is clumsy. Two: Merlin has anger issues.

Merlin: WHAT?! *turns Yuffie into a frog*

Yuffie: Ribbet. Ribbet

Leon: *shakes his head* Morons...

Director: CUT!

 

THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: SKIP THE FORMALITIES

Sora: YOU!

Luxord: I'd rather we just skip the formalities.

Sora: What the HECK does that mean?!

Luxord: It means cut to the chase and lets fight.

Sora: Okay, well, I got my keyblade, what do you have?

Luxord: Deck of cards.

Sora: *falls over laughing*

Luxord: What's so funny?

Sora: Deck of cards!! *laughs* What kinda weapon is THAT?!

Luxord: A good one.

Sora: *still laughing*

Luxord: You're hurting my feelings.

Sora: Dude, you don't HAVE feelings. *laughs again*

Luxord: GRRRR.... *changes Sora into a card, grabs him, and throws him off the edge*

Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Director: CUT!

 

 

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darkyoshi555 on August 14, 2008, 12:03:29 AM

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darkyoshi555XD i nearly died there
i'm laughin so hard!
lol

Manga4ever on May 15, 2008, 6:57:39 AM

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Manga4everxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*dies laughing*
ahahaha.
*wipes tears from eyes then faves*
Thats funny

Morpher on December 28, 2007, 6:17:01 AM

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MorpherOMFG!!! THAT WAZ HALARIOUS!!! XDD

finalfantasy on June 25, 2007, 1:53:47 AM

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finalfantasy*stares at screen for amoment, then falls over laughing*

Symphoniaprincess101 on June 1, 2007, 8:41:02 AM

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Symphoniaprincess101LMFAO&FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY^0^

marisa937 on April 15, 2007, 4:34:00 PM

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marisa937loLXD
the luxord and sora one that waz my fav partXD

articunotamer on April 12, 2007, 8:52:34 AM

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articunotamerhee hee! Made my day!

Lilliandra on April 4, 2007, 6:47:32 PM

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LilliandraLawl XD "A deck of cards? What kind of weapon is THAT?"

FallingRaindrops on April 4, 2007, 5:26:31 AM

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FallingRaindropsLOL XD axel and roxas' was the funniest

Konohasdarkshadow on March 25, 2007, 1:10:33 PM

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Konohasdarkshadowlol

Sango808 on March 23, 2007, 12:30:23 PM

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Sango808Funny! The flame one was the funniest!^_^

TifaStrifes on March 22, 2007, 11:52:14 AM

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TifaStrifesHahaha funneh, When he pulled out the deck of cards i was like omg lol WHATTAYA GOIN TO DO!?!?!? GIVE ME A PAPER CUT!?!?!??!?! Hahahaha i wish there where outtakes LOL anyways nice job :)

Chibiholic on March 22, 2007, 5:20:07 AM

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Chibiholicmost awesome

Finalkingdomheartsfantasy on March 21, 2007, 3:35:33 PM

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FinalkingdomheartsfantasyLOL LOL!XD
I wonder if I'll be in any out takes?....oh well....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXD