Chapter 2 - TAKE TWO!!!
Submitted March 21, 2007 Updated June 22, 2007 Status Incomplete | While they were trying to record the REAL cutscenes, the SQARE company had quite a few outtakes...most of which were violent...
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Chapter 2 - TAKE TWO!!!
Chapter 2 - TAKE TWO!!!
THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: GOOD BOY
Xigbar: Have you been a good boy?
Sora: Show yourself!
Xigbar: Oh, it sounds like you haven't. Sora! .....uhh.....*takes out script* R-r-r-
Roxas: (offscreen) That's ROXAS!
Xigbar: Well, sorry, jeez, whoever wrote the script has terrible hadwriting.
Xemnas: (also offscreen) HOW DARE YOU CRITIQUE MY WRITING!
Director: CUT! Take two...
Xigbar: Oh, it sounds.....LINE!
Sora: Its 'Oh, it sounds like you haven't'
Xigbar: Right, try again...
Later...
Director: CUT! Take 5200!
Xigbar: Oh, it sounds like you have! See ya!
Sora: Can we call it a day PLEASE?
Director: Aggh, crud. See ya tomorrow.
Sora: THANK YOU GOD!
HOLLOW BASTION: SAIX ON VACATION
A cloud of black smoke appears and instead of Saix materilizing, Semour, from Final Fantasy X steps out of the smoke.
Semour: AHA! Now I can finally become SIN and Yuna's Final Aeon! *evil cakcle*
Sora: Who in Ansem's name are you?
Semour: *sees Sora and company for the first time* You're not Tidus.
Sora: Excuse me?
Semour: Where's Yuna?
Sora: WHO?
Donald: Are you Saix's brother?
Semour: Who's Saix?
Goofy: They have the same hair, don 'cha think?
Sora: I think you're in the wrong game. Where do you belong?
Semour: I thought this was Final Fantasy X.
Sora: No....this is Kingdom Hearts II
Suddenly, Auron appears out of nowhere and starts attacking Semour
Auron: RUN! He's dangerous!
Sora: What the heck...?
Auron: JUST RUN DANGIT!
Sora: Right, lets go...*runs*
BETWIXT AND BETWEEN: CHILLIN' AXEL
Axel: I think I liked it better when they were on my side.
Sora: Feeling a little regret?
Axel: Nah, I can handle these punks. Ha, watch this....
Axel does his special exploding move and after a beam of light...instead of Axel lying there and dying, he's all of a sudden in a beach chair with sunglasses.
Sora: Aren't you supposed to die now?
Axel: *lifts up glasses* Huh? Oh, that. Yeah, see, I don't wanna die. And could you move, you're blocking the sun.
Sora: There's no sun in here...
Axel: Exactly, now move.
Sora: Whatever.
Director: CUT! Axel, you have to die.
Axel: But I don't wanna.
Director: But you gotta. Now die.
Axel: NO! *throws chakrams at Director* *temper tantrum*
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darkyoshi555 on August 14, 2008, 12:07:58 AM
darkyoshi555 on
finalfantasy on June 25, 2007, 1:55:56 AM
finalfantasy on
and i can actually imagine the axel thing....lol xDSymphoniaprincess101 on June 1, 2007, 8:44:24 AM
LOL^^marisa937 on April 15, 2007, 4:41:28 PM
marisa937 on
lolXDthat's what axel should have doneXD
that would have been funnyXD
FallingRaindrops on April 4, 2007, 5:29:00 AM
O_o take 5200...XD Xigbar get your lines right XDCaptiainIndianaSolo on April 15, 2007, 6:50:21 AM
Xigbar: Hey! It ain't my fault that the Superior has bad handwriting...Xemnas: DIE!
Xigbar: *runs*
Finalkingdomheartsfantasy on March 23, 2007, 5:23:27 PM
I DONT WANT AXEL TO DIE EITHER!!X3*gets out deck chain and sits next to axel*Sora, move.
Sora:But?
NOW!!>.<
*sora moves out the way and leaves*
Director:Kitix your not in this scene!>.<
And?
Director:MOVE!!!>.<
No!-o-
Director:....>.<
Sango808 on March 23, 2007, 12:41:05 PM
Sango808 on
Hahaha Axel and his temper tantrums!^_^ Great job!DrakeGirlandLuna on March 22, 2007, 10:11:26 AM
XD OMGROFLOL! It took me forever to find this after I forgot to fave it. Keep up the good work! Expecting to see more OOCness!
XDDDDDD
that is so hilarious!