Chapter 3 - TAKE THREE!

THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: XEMNAS BALCONY SCENE

Xemnas: Yes. Kingdom Hearts! Rejoice, and feast on these hearts we offer...

He becomes so into the moment that he steps up onto the railing....

Xemnas: Shine your pale light on th---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *falls*

Director: Let's try that again. Xemnas, are you alright?

Xemnas: .....fine.....

Director: Okay, take two!

Xemnas is back on the balcony, and NOT on the railing

Xemnas: Share your power with all Nobodies!

Saix materializes behind Xemnas. With a cruel snicker, he comes up behind Xemnas

Xemnas: Dude, say your line!

Saix pays no attention to him, and shoves Xemnas off the edge

Xemnas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Saix: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *rolls around on floor pointing at the Superior*

Director: CUT! Saix, what the heck are you doing?

Saix: Having some fun around here. My character is way too serious.

Director: Oh boy....

THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: XEMNAS' DRAGON

Xemnas gets on his dragon thingy to attack Sora and Riku. He flips a hidden switch, there is a sputtering sound, and the dragon slowly rises, then falls.

Xemnas: XIGBAR!!

Xigbar: (offstage) What? I'm sleeping!

Xemnas: I told you to change the dragon's batterey!!'

Xigbar: I did. Or did I. Maybe I dreampt that...

Xigbar walks onstage wearing only his pajamas

Sora: O. M. G. *faints*

Xemnas: Fix it!!!!

Xigbar: Whatever... *walks away*

Xemnas: YOU FOOL! *explodes*

Director: CUT! Xemnas, stop with the explosions; we still need you, and everybody is getting tired of scraping pieces of you up off the walls.

 

 

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