Chapter 1 - How too Know if you Watch too Much Foster

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU WATCH TOO MUCH FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS



1. You have a t-shirt with the Foster's loge printed on it.



2. You're always humming the theme song.



3. When the show comes on, you start brake dancing to the theme song.



4. You sometimes say "coco" when you're talking.



5. You say "sorry" a lot.



6. When someone asks what you want to drink you say "I like chocolate milk".



7. You have a sudden thing for basketball.



8. You also have a sudden thing for paddle ball too.



9. You start speaking Spanish a lot.



10. You draw the Foster's characters a lot (and really badly too).



11. You draw pics of you making out with one of the characters.



12. You write stories about you in Foster's.



13. At dinner time, you make an announcement that you are going to marry one of the Foster's characters when you grow up.



14. You start painting the Foster's characters on your shirts.



15. You start drawing them nude (sexy).



16. You wanna kill Duchess.



17. You really wanna kill Duchess.



18. You draw a pic of a bloody, dead Duchess.



19. You and your friends start replaying the episode Blooooo in class (you can make great fake snot).



20. You wonder why people just sent you to the nut house (gee, I wonder).

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