Chapter 1 - Yami 25.02.2006

Interview with Yami



Me: Hello everybody! This week we'll interview Yami - a former Pharaoh, who only recently regained his memories, were send to afterlife but he didn't like it in there and so he came back.

Yami: *looks cool*

Me: *drools over Yami's sexiness*

Yami: *blinks*

Me: So, Yami, tell me what happened after you left the afterworld and how did you do it?

Yami: Well, Jane, it is difficult. I felt a little lonely there so I came back. I don't know how, thought. Must be heart of the cards! The heart of the cards rules the world!

Me: *blinks* Heart of the cards… But weren't your former friends there, too?

Yami: Well… *looks a little uncomfortably* Yeah, they were there but... I liked my new friends better. I told it Seth and... here am I. I got my own body, too, and I am having great time here 3 months already!

Me: Great! So let's start with the interview!

Yami: *nods*

Me: So... if you could have any name you want, what would it be?

Yami: *thinks* ! *whispers something in me ear*

Me: *blush* O~K. We'll skip that... Next question: If you could make Kaiba believe in the heart of the cards or make Joey smart, what would it be?

Yami: Definitely Kaiba. I look SO much cooler because of Joey's stupidity!

Me: *blinks* Isn't he your best friend?

Yami: No, he's Yugi's best friend! I have nothing with him!

Me: But how about all those teams duels?

Yami: *speaks like he was defending* It was all Yugi!

Me: Ok. Choose: Tea or Yugi?

Yami: Yugi.

Me: *teasingly* Why?

Yami: *looks uncomfortably, again* Well~ he was the one who solved the puzzle and he IS my Aibou…

Me: *obviously thinks of something dirty*

Yami: Stop it! I command you to sop think like that!

Me: *annoyed* And who are YOU to command me?

Yami: Well, I AM the pharaoh!

Me: You mean- were.

Yami: I still got the powers!

Me: OK forget about your lover and let's continue…

Yami: Yugi isn't my lover!

Me: *smirk*

Yami: *flushes*

Me: *notice the “fire”* OK! Let's continue! Would you say that Shadi is a greedy man?

Yami: Of course!

Me: *blink* Why?

Yami: Well, you do remember that he had TWO millennium items from the start?

Me: *suddenly remember it*

Yami: The key and the scale(?) to free use? Such greed! *snivel* And I had only one pitiful puzzle. Of course, then I got more items and that was only fair because I'm the pharaoh!

Me: Ok. You would prefer to live with just your hands or legs?

Yami: Hands.

Me: *raise eye brown*

Yami: How do you think I could draw any cards with legs?

Me: *grins evilly* Hands or penis?

Yami: *looks a little nervous* Well~ I guess I COULD draw with legs, so~ I would prefer~ to live~ with penis.

Me: *smirks* Panties or thongs?

Yami: …*drools*

Me: *blinks*

Yami: *after a minute* And~ what are you wearing? *winks at me*

Me: O_O

Me: *sweatdrop* Well I guess the interview is over! *run away*



Soo? Will I get any review?

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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