Chapter 1 - Are You Kidding Me?

I hobbled out of the ring after being defeated by Randy Orton. I don't know why, but I fight boys...

"Sorry, lovely, you should just go with me and stop screwing around with that puppy, Batista, while you could be screwing with the big dog." Randy laughed through a microphone. I grunted angrily.

"Come on, baby. You know you love me." Randy Orton gloated.
"No, I don't! UGH!" I shouted into a microphone.
"Awwwww... mad little wolf." he laughed.

Lights shone and fireworks burst.
I walk for miles inside this pit of danger!!
'Oh god...' I thought bitterly.

"NOW HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND!" Batista yelled. Why was Batista on RAW...?
"Dameon is my wife!! For christ's sake, Randy. She's mine." Batista raised a fist.

Jamie ran out with CM Punk.

"Oh, cmon! Randy you moran!! Leave my cousin alone. And stop talking about their sex life." CM Punk sighed. Jamie laughed.

"Woah, woah, woah. Everybody, this is between Dameon and me." said Randy, angrily.

"What the frack is there to talk about?!" I yelled.

"About how sexy you are..." Randy said, needily.

Batista looked as if he was ready to explode.

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