Chapter 1 - Xemnas got run over by a reindeer

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Kingdom Hearts. I also don't own the song 'Grandma Got Runover By a Reindeer'.
I also hope i'm not copying anyone. >.< Damn Eggnog! *ahem* Enjoy ^^;

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*The entire Organization XIII,sept for Xemnas,is standing outside in the snow with big smiles plastered on their faces. They
take a deep breath,and begin to sing...*

Xemnas got run over by a reindeer,
*Xemnas screams as a Heartless reindeer hits him*

Walking home to the Castle Christmas Eve.
*Xemnas is being chased by the Heartless reindeer through the halls of the Castle*

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa is yelling at Jack Skellington for setting loose the reindeer*

But as for me and Axel, we believe.
*Axel holds up a sign that says,"This is fun!"*

He'd been drinking too much eggnog.
*Xemnas is lying drunk on the floor with a carton of eggnog in his hand*

And we begged him not to go.
*Roxas throws Xemnas out a window*

But he'd forgotten his Kingdom Hearts speech,
*Xemnas trys to give his Kingdom Hearts speech,but forgets his lines*

And he stumbled out the door into the snow.
*Demyx dumps out some freezing water onto Xemnas's head,freezing him solid*

When we found him Christmas morning,
*Everyone is poking the Frozen Xemnas*

At the scene of the attack.
*The Heartless reindeer is licking the ice on Xemnas*

There were hoof-prints on his forehead,
*The reindeer kicks Xemnas in the face,breaking the ice*

And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
*Xigbar slaps a "Claus raped me" sign on Xemnas's back*

Xemans got run over by a reindeer,
*Xemnas screams "Please end the Madness"*

Walking home to the Castle Christmas Eve.
*"OMG Why?!" Xemnas is hit by Heartless Reindeer,yet again*

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa trys to lasso the reindeer but lassos Xemnas instead*

But as for me and Axel, we believe.
*Axel is doing a victory dance*

Now we're all so proud of Xaldin,
*Xaldin is hugging his spears*

He's been taking this so well.
*Xaldin burst into tears*

See him in there watching Who Wants to be a Millionair,
*Xaldin screams and chucks a spear at the TV when the contestent gets the answer wrong*

Drinking soda and playing poker with Luxord.
*Xaldin is laughing evily as he wins all of Luxord's munny*

It's not Christmas without Xemnas,
*Everyone stands around laughing and having fun at their Christmas party*

All the Organization is dressed in black.
*Everyone is running around in neon yellow shirts and playing tag*

And we just can't help but wonder,
*Everyone is playing Strip Poker because Luxord wants his munny back*

Should we open up his gifts or send them back.
*Saix is at Wal-Mart getting a refund on all of Xemnas's gifts*

Xemnas got run over by a reindeer,
*Xemnas is bloody and bruised,"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON WHOEVER DID THIS-" Gets taken out by the reindeer again*

Walking home to the Castle Christmas Eve.
*The reindeer pees on Xemnas's prone body*

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Xemnas crys,"I JUST HAD THIS THING DRYCLEANED YESTERDAY!!! is attacked once more*

But as for me and Axel, we believe.
*Axel is taking pictures of Xemnas being mauled by reindeer*

Now Xaldin's cooking is on the table,
*Roxas pokes the food which growls at him. o.O;;*

And a pudding made by our own Saix .
*Everyone looks at his pudding and gags*

And a blue & black candle,
*Axel pulls out a candle from...somewhere o.O;;*

That will match the bruises we'll get when Xemnas gets back. ^^;;
*Everyone gasps "HE'S COMING BACK!?!"*

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
*Demyx runs around dressed in a Chocobo suit and passes out fliers to Sora and the gang*

"Better watch out for yourselves."
*Sora runs after Demyx when he saw it was Sora x Riku pics from DA on the fliers*

They should never give a license,
*Xigbar yells " Pull!" and shoots Santa's license*

To a guy who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
*Elves are on strike carrying signs that say,"Fewer Toys! Higher Pay!"*

Xemnas got run over by a reindeer,
*Xemnas is attacking the other Org XIII members*

Walking home to the Castle Christmas Eve.
*A wall is blown out the side of the Castle and Demyx's bruised body goes flying out*

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa is crying over the chopped up body of his Heartless reindeer*

But as for me and Axel, we believe!
*Axel's painfilled screams can be heard coming from the Castle as Demyx's body twitches.*
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^^;;; I hope you enjoyed the mess I made of Organization XIII. I blame the Eggnog >.>

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