Chapter 3 - 50 ways to have Naruto kill you
Submitted August 8, 2007 Updated July 28, 2008 Status Incomplete | Stuff friends and I make up. lol
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Chapter 3 - 50 ways to have Naruto kill you
Chapter 3 - 50 ways to have Naruto kill you
50 ways to make Naruto kill you.
1. Try playing connect-the-dots with his whiskers.
2. Lock him in a closet.
3. With rabid wolves.
4. Dye his clothes pink.
5. Blame it on Sakura.
6. Pretend to be Sai and quote from him.
7. Constently.
8. During his serious moments break out in song (Preferably “Foxy, Foxy”)
9. Dress up as Haku and follow him around all day saying how you came back from the dead with excruciating details.
10. Push him off a cliff shouting “Kyuubi that!”
11. Show him a huge bowl of ramen. Dump it on the ground before his very eyes.
12. Dye his hair orange.
13. Say it will match his clothes now.
14. Replace his clothes with Sasuke’s and dye his hair black.
15. Draw more whiskers on his face.
16. Blame it on Kakashi.
17. Somehow get everyone in Konoha to dress like him and insist that they’re the originals.
18. Send him a letter congratulating his recent marriage to (Random person’s name).
19. Ask him if he’s related to Edward Elric.
20. Say they both inherited the shortness gene.
21. Repeat everything he says.
22. Randomly burst into song whenever he tries to speak.
23. Release hounds on him when he walks up the street.
24. Hunting hounds. (Get it? ‘Cause Kyuubi’s a fox!)
25. When he turns his back to you use 1,000 Years of Death.
26. Blame it on Kakashi again.
27. Stuff pickles down his shirt.
28. Blame it on Lee.
29. Put sand in his shoes.
30. Blame it on Gaara (Don’t forget to write your will).
31. Somehow get him drunk, and tape the results.
32. Give the tape to him on his birthday/Christmas/whatever.
33. Steal his ramen coupons.
34. ALL OF THEM.
35. Blame it on the guy from #19.
36. Tell him Sakura likes him, and watch him get beat up.
37. Give him a watch that goes off every 2 minutes.
38. Steal his nightcap.
39. Replace it with a pink one.
40. Take pictures of him with the cap.
41. Show them to EVERYONE.
42. When they ask where you got the pictures, run.
43. Style his hair like Sasuke’s while he’s sleeping.
44. Put fox ears and a tail on him.
45. Set the hunting hounds on him again.
46. Race behind him on a horse, shouting in a British accent.
47. When he walks by you, whisper something about orange jumpsuits being lame.
48. When you see him, shout to the heavens, “IT’S THE CHEETO MONSTER GET THE CAR!!!”
49. Ask him if he’s seen your wolves from #3.
50. Ask him why the hell he want to be hokage.
1. Try playing connect-the-dots with his whiskers.
2. Lock him in a closet.
3. With rabid wolves.
4. Dye his clothes pink.
5. Blame it on Sakura.
6. Pretend to be Sai and quote from him.
7. Constently.
8. During his serious moments break out in song (Preferably “Foxy, Foxy”)
9. Dress up as Haku and follow him around all day saying how you came back from the dead with excruciating details.
10. Push him off a cliff shouting “Kyuubi that!”
11. Show him a huge bowl of ramen. Dump it on the ground before his very eyes.
12. Dye his hair orange.
13. Say it will match his clothes now.
14. Replace his clothes with Sasuke’s and dye his hair black.
15. Draw more whiskers on his face.
16. Blame it on Kakashi.
17. Somehow get everyone in Konoha to dress like him and insist that they’re the originals.
18. Send him a letter congratulating his recent marriage to (Random person’s name).
19. Ask him if he’s related to Edward Elric.
20. Say they both inherited the shortness gene.
21. Repeat everything he says.
22. Randomly burst into song whenever he tries to speak.
23. Release hounds on him when he walks up the street.
24. Hunting hounds. (Get it? ‘Cause Kyuubi’s a fox!)
25. When he turns his back to you use 1,000 Years of Death.
26. Blame it on Kakashi again.
27. Stuff pickles down his shirt.
28. Blame it on Lee.
29. Put sand in his shoes.
30. Blame it on Gaara (Don’t forget to write your will).
31. Somehow get him drunk, and tape the results.
32. Give the tape to him on his birthday/Christmas/whatever.
33. Steal his ramen coupons.
34. ALL OF THEM.
35. Blame it on the guy from #19.
36. Tell him Sakura likes him, and watch him get beat up.
37. Give him a watch that goes off every 2 minutes.
38. Steal his nightcap.
39. Replace it with a pink one.
40. Take pictures of him with the cap.
41. Show them to EVERYONE.
42. When they ask where you got the pictures, run.
43. Style his hair like Sasuke’s while he’s sleeping.
44. Put fox ears and a tail on him.
45. Set the hunting hounds on him again.
46. Race behind him on a horse, shouting in a British accent.
47. When he walks by you, whisper something about orange jumpsuits being lame.
48. When you see him, shout to the heavens, “IT’S THE CHEETO MONSTER GET THE CAR!!!”
49. Ask him if he’s seen your wolves from #3.
50. Ask him why the hell he want to be hokage.
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