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Uhhhhhhh...Yugioh part two!

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Chapter 1 - ;lfasddddddddddddddddddddd

Chapter 1 - ;lfasddddddddddddddddddddd
Yu-Gi-Oh! (Part Two)



~Seto’s house~

Joey:…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Lita: Dude, shut up! She made a new story…

Joey: OOOOOh, good…

Seto: Let’s duel Yugi!

Yugi: Why? You know I’d just beat your butt…

Seto: That’s why I want to duel you…………

Yugi:…………….what?

Seto: JUST LET’S DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: Ok, I except your challenge.

~Some duel thing~

Usaki: Go Yami Go Yami, is your birthday!

Seto & Yami: Duel!

Seto: *Smiles* I will start with Just Desserts in attack mode!

Me: Ok, I don’t feel like doing this soooo…………yami wins….

Seto: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Usaki: Oh shut up! You knew you were gonna lose!

Seto: yes actually I did……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

*Silence*

Yugi: ok, why did t get so quiet??????????????

*silence*

Mai: Cause is did…………………

Taya……………….LET GO COWTIPPING!!!

Usaki: No those poor cows!!!!

Taya: Cow are fun to tip…

Serenity: Only you would know……………

Taya: Yes I would, cause I’ve done it before. You see, the cows can’t get up in the morning, it’s really funny.

Joey: Do we care?

Taya: Yes, cause we’re going, right?

Seto………………………………….yes….

*Cow tipping thingy mic moo*

Taya: *Tip toes up to a cow* I GOT ONE!!

*All of the cows wake up*

Joey: Uh…oh…

Yugi: No one move…

Usaki: Do you notice all the males have horns.

Triston: Shhhhhh!

Serenity: TRISTON! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO-

Joey: *Covers Serenity’s mouth*

Cow: *Goes in front of a female*

Mokuba: EVERBODY RUN!! MAD COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*At Yugi’s house*

Everyone: *Runs into Yugi’s house*

Yugi: Taya, Don’t EVER TALK US INTO DOING THAT AGAIN!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!!?

Taya: No, I don’t when you’re screaming at me like that…

Lita:……..good come back….

Usaki: Cowtipping’s fun.. except not with Taya.

Mokuba: I ALMOST DIED!!!

Seto: Good, die, we don’t like you.

Mokuba: *Runs away forever and never comes back*

Usaki: *Slaps Seto* YOU JUST KILLED YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!

Seto: Oww! No I didn’t! He ran away………

Everyone:………………………………………………..

Mokuba: Why’d it get so silent?

Triston: QUICK! EVERYONE!!!!!! Say quotes from your favorite movies!

Yugi: I spy something Dark and Mysterious, maybe we shouldn’t ask it for directions-

Usaki: What is it with men and asking directions?

Lita: So the mollusk walks up to the sea cumber and says……*Flashback*…Nemo…

Seto: NEMO! HA HA HA- I don’t get it…

Joey: WAIT! You already told me that!

Serenity: I did?

Joey: Yes you did!

Serenity: Oh no……

Joey: Look if this is some kind of joke, it’s not funny, and I know funny…I’m a clown fish!
Mai: Final count, forty-two.

Triston: what? Oh that’s not bad for a pointy-eared princling…cause me myself am sitting high on top of fourty-three!

Mai: *Shoots arrow at an Orc* Forty-three!

Triston: He was already dead!

Mai: He was twitching!

Triston: He was twitching cause he’s got my ax imbedded in his nervous system!

Mokuba: OH MY GOSH! NEMO’S SWIMMING OUT TO SEA!!!

Taya: Where’s Elizabeth?

Bakura: She’s safe, just like I promised, and she’s all set to marry the acommador, just like she promised, and you’re dieing for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really……..except for Elizabeth, who is in fact…a woman!

Usaki: Ok that was strange and bazaar.

Yugi: Well we’re THAT bored.

Taya: Why don’t we like…..do something?

Joey: Noooooo, ya think?

Lita: Obviously she doesn’t…………………………

*Chuckie Cheeses*

Triston: Why are we at Chuckie Cheeses?

Usaki: It was Taya’s idea.

Taya: Cause we’re checking out hot guys here.

Serenity: Umm, Taya? I can garuntee you there won’t be any hot guys..here…

Joey: He’s pretty cute over there.

*All stare*

Joey: you people can NOT take a joke..

Usaki: I can take a joke! See? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Lita: blahhhhhhhhhh…

Seto: You got problems…you really do….and you’re wasting my time……

Triston: That’s from Finding Nemo………………………..

*Silence*

Taya: Why does it keep getting silent?

Mokuba: Cause we don’t like you.

Seto: *Slaps Mokuba*

Mokuba: WHAT??!? You’re always saying that.

Taya: OUUUUUU!! CAUGHT RED EYED!

*All stare*

Joey: You mean red handed?

~The end~

(For now)

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Maylia_Intusha on February 4, 2004, 9:13:30 AM

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Maylia_IntushaThese stories are disturbing...It doesn't even make since..Don't just rush through it...:/

jester_of_knives on December 30, 2003, 7:58:50 PM

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jester_of_knivesuuuuuuuuuuuhhh?....nice....