Chapter 1 - Daring today aren't we

Daring Today Aren't WE^^

SpongeBob wanted to have a Slumber party with his closest friends
so he  sent out invites.


Invite One Patrick "whoo slumber party" lifts up his rock "see ya Saturday night Buddy"
"Hhahahahah i knew i could count on you Pat I'll get lots of snacks"

Squidward annoyed by the noise  opens his window and yells "would you morons' pipe down  i'm trying to sleep!"



Spongebob whispered back "sorry squidward  i hope you can come to my sleepover too"

squidward blinked and said "whatever you whispered  i'm busy!"


It's just a slumber party Patrick said I'm sure your clarinet won't miss you too much  pal we'll  keep the door open for ya is that ok SpongeBob sure pal i wonder who else to invite
squidward closed his window and said to himself good luck that hahahahh who else would brick and mortar invite to this hopefully nobody else would say yes and he could sleep soundly.

BY chance plankton was walking spot by the three houses and an invite smacked plankton in his face.

"what the Scallop  is this?" sleepover party at my place pineapple plaza party truth or dare snacks dancing  be there or be squarepants

hehehe what an opportunity maybe I can get the formula out of the sponge    dare I say it Yes  heheheheheheh

"Oh, hi plankton that invite is for sandy. "I can make one for you and spot too Gary and spot would have a hoot:"


"don't you know coed slumber parties are trouble waiting to happen females always have their own mainly teens and males usually don't unless they are kids"


"You don't say Patrick said as he opened his rock "tell us more sleepover guru"

"um yeh you too  tell me if you have an krabby patties at this party and we will see"

Elsewhere sandy is getting ready to go on vacation to Texas but she has a premonition and thinks maybe i should postpone my trip for next week  i have a feeling old one eye has a plan and i don't like it!

"Ok plankton  i called Mr. Krabs he said you can come under two conditions"
"Ok what are they?" he smiled hopefully he can work with whatever Eugene came up with probably no patties at the party hopefully not no truth or dare.

"well ya know krabby patties are only served at the krusty krab so no patties at the party" 

yeh yeh get on with the other rule! he said have fun ooookok  i will heheheheheheheeh"

good see ya Saturday night frenemy


i need to work on some dares and think of what to do for truth maybe a truth serum? have fun I will  RahhhhHAHAGHAHAHAHAHH the copepod laughed  "would ya pipe down ya pint sized twerp I'm trying to nap"

"Aw yer mother wears the pants in your family i bet ya ugly octopus i bet ya couldn't even get a girlfriend with yer ugly mug!" 

"Shut it tiny  i could get a gal if i tried a real one too not a pc with a wheel!"

"Don't talk about Karen like that you jerk!" oh by the way this must be your invite with the not in your lifetime o it followed by NO!
i however am going Krabs layed down two rules no patties and have fun. I plan too even if it means burning down the whole ocean with my party skills 

"I can out party you small fry I'll be there and i'll bring drinks but not alcohol since kids could be watching"

"what do you mean kids are watching? "

"i don't know i just think the two barnacle brothers would be worse with beer"

I" guess your right about that alcohol and morons don't mix"

Are you sure ya can handle  my moves

what with your interpretive dance crap"

"At least I'm not so tiny i need elevator shoes!"

It's so on see you Saturday squidwart!


"The nerve of that octopus I need some sort of lead on him so i can dare him to his doom"

"ehwheeheh"

" laughing evily is  always a good sign hi honey"
"hi Karen"

Aaww spot did plankton get a good walkie"

"yes  and i have a plan to get the formula formulating!" 

"tell me all about it after you fail again"

"I  think i'll do this and that and will get it right this time  my dear
or else  who knows!"


back at the tiki house An Octopus slumbers dreaming of his crush a certain squirrel
while a copepod Lazor's a hole in his roof with his tiny jet pack truth serum dart in mouth he blows it into the octopus's nose  squidward darts up and wonders what bit him    the dart fell out of his nose on the floor and he thinks darn nematoid    and fell back asleep not realizing he was going to blab in his sleep

plankton rubs his stubs together thinking oh that is rich  an octopus in love with a mammal

I  will dare him to do the impossible and will get back at him and then i will dare the sponge to tell the truth about the secret formula he can't say no to a dare!

i can't loose!

he fly's back home  and said "Karen i will win wait till you here about this read note on wall what's this gone for sleepover with gal pals curses i can't believe i have this gossip and can't blab oh well  it's better loose lips sink ships"

At the party skipping ahead it' dance party central at the pineapple squidward and plankton trying to outdance each other    while the other buds are just having fun


Plankton blurts out nice moves squidward now it's my dare  for ya i dare ya to kiss sandy cheeks"

squidward blushes and thinks uhoh he knows about my crush

"Nice try plankton but we can't play truth or dare without the bottle"

"Patrick that's spin the bottle and there's no girls here"
Sandy karate's the door down and in burst her pearl and karen
"Karen what are you doing here?"
Sandy told me you had a plan even though you did not tell me what it was so we had our own sleepover what you planed was downright despicable and not in a good way matters of the heart are not to be messed with  don't you watch soap operas really plankton you're coming home right now 
Karen gags plankton and pulls him home kicked and muffled screaming

Patrick said "i didn't catch that  too much sock in his mouth oh well going to take a break sponge want to continue this at my house i got the snacks and drinks" 

"Yeh sure pat not sure what the gal pals are here for but ok"


glad that's over squidward sighed and blushed when sandy removed her helmet and kissed him

he fainted and was blushing the two gal pals  high fived AND said beast slumber party ever but Pearl was like
"ewwww really Sandy squid ward you could do so much better i mean he babysits me and is sort of like an uncle but i guess  he is better than a total jerk like my ex-Dylon. i mean he left me on half land half water

oh by the way how are you breathing water  oh that is a side effect of the experiment with Fred i got that serum out of him and de-squirreled him and transferred it into a compatible source
but if you kissed squidward does that mean he will be a were squirrel

"No i worked out the bugs he will be able to breath air and water like me Hehe  maybe i will ask him to go to Texas with me soon." she blushed a bit too thinking about the fun the two of them could have

see ya around squid 

Karen came back and told sandy and pearl "plankton should not have messed with a gal pal  "what did ya do with him?" pearl and sandy asked "well spot had a snack so plankton will be back after he unburies himself"

sandy laughed mulch uh or fertilizer  pearl was like ewwww

karen goes alls well that ends well gall pals 

Squidward was dragged back in  bed by sandy she herself was tried and layed next to him    she figured they could talk in the morning        end^^

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