Chapter 4 - What's for dinner?
Submitted August 21, 2005 Updated March 2, 2008 Status Complete | Prepare yourselves for chaos, random events, inside jokes, and characters not acting like themselves, especially since this is my brother's story!
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Chapter 4 - What's for dinner?
Chapter 4 - What's for dinner?
[Note from Dana: First off, I started a “fad” that involved Snoopy from the Peanuts being kinda' evil. I have a 2-foot, 15 year old Snoopy stuffed animal that we (My brother and I) use as a prop. I wish I could say how his voice sounded! No one would really understand our “fads”.]
Snoopy: When we left off, Zim was trying to find a way to make Dib come. Otherwise, Purple and Red were putting da hurt on Boobas..(Snoopy laughs)...
Zim: I WANT DIB TO SUFFER! This strange ant named *name withheld* told me I could make Dib suffer horribly if I...
Gir: I have a coconut! It has your name on it...
Zim: I could go for a coconut right...wait! Don't distract the mighty Zim while he unfolds his /pause mastermind plan.. so as I was saying,
Gir: But-
Zim: MASTERMIND PLAN!!!!!
Gir: Sorry!! (runs out screaming, past Dib)
Dib reaches out his hand and stops Gir in his tracks. Dib has a bland expression on his face. He then says (very quickly)
Dib: Whatiszim'smastermindplanIknowyouknowsotellmenoworelse!!!!
Gir: I don't know.
Dib (maniacally ((very very deep and evil tone))): TELL ME NOW!!!
Dib's head is looming over Gir, the room gets darker and darker, Gir starts to sweat, and then he screams and runs out the room.
Dib: Rarrr!!!
Zim: Now if only I can lure Dib...Aha!
Computer: When will you stop talking to yourself?!
Zim: What little you know...
Dib: How do I get into Zim's base again?
Mystery: I know...
*name withheld* shows Dib how to get in.
Dib: ZIM! I WILL NOW EXPOSE YOU!!! After playing my latest hit! "Laughing Maniacally can make you Choke"
He got the cassette and shoved it into the computer's mouth
Computer: What are you...ugh...I have a mouth? EWWwWwW this tastes horrible!
ERRRR REEEEEEEAAAAAAA FIIOIIIIII GAAAAAAA ERRRRRIIIII
Zim: STOP THIS NOI-
Dib: Shush! My solo is coming up!
Dib (on cassette): Old man Jenkins ain't what he used to be! He dances on the sidewalk, and then he runs around! (getting obnoxiously loud) OLD MAN JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!! AIN'T WHAT HE USED TO BE!!!!!!!!!! (room starts shaking) COME FROM ALABAMA AND HE IS.............SOOOOOOOO.........PREEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim's eyes are bulging and Gir shatters like glass.
Dib: What did you think?
Zim looks around and sees a pile of Gir, broken glass, smoldering equipment, and his machine...
Zim: LOOK! FOOTAGE OF BIG FOOT IN THAT MACHINE!
Dib: Over there? COOL!
Dib runs over to the machine. Zim pulls a lever and Dib is transported.
Zim: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LET THE SUFFERING BEGIN!!!
Gir: YAY SUFFERING!
Zim and Gir: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHE!!!
Purple: What's for dinner?
Red: Potatoes.
Purple: Again?
Snoopy: When we left off, Zim was trying to find a way to make Dib come. Otherwise, Purple and Red were putting da hurt on Boobas..(Snoopy laughs)...
Zim: I WANT DIB TO SUFFER! This strange ant named *name withheld* told me I could make Dib suffer horribly if I...
Gir: I have a coconut! It has your name on it...
Zim: I could go for a coconut right...wait! Don't distract the mighty Zim while he unfolds his /pause mastermind plan.. so as I was saying,
Gir: But-
Zim: MASTERMIND PLAN!!!!!
Gir: Sorry!! (runs out screaming, past Dib)
Dib reaches out his hand and stops Gir in his tracks. Dib has a bland expression on his face. He then says (very quickly)
Dib: Whatiszim'smastermindplanIknowyouknowsotellmenoworelse!!!!
Gir: I don't know.
Dib (maniacally ((very very deep and evil tone))): TELL ME NOW!!!
Dib's head is looming over Gir, the room gets darker and darker, Gir starts to sweat, and then he screams and runs out the room.
Dib: Rarrr!!!
Zim: Now if only I can lure Dib...Aha!
Computer: When will you stop talking to yourself?!
Zim: What little you know...
Dib: How do I get into Zim's base again?
Mystery: I know...
*name withheld* shows Dib how to get in.
Dib: ZIM! I WILL NOW EXPOSE YOU!!! After playing my latest hit! "Laughing Maniacally can make you Choke"
He got the cassette and shoved it into the computer's mouth
Computer: What are you...ugh...I have a mouth? EWWwWwW this tastes horrible!
ERRRR REEEEEEEAAAAAAA FIIOIIIIII GAAAAAAA ERRRRRIIIII
Zim: STOP THIS NOI-
Dib: Shush! My solo is coming up!
Dib (on cassette): Old man Jenkins ain't what he used to be! He dances on the sidewalk, and then he runs around! (getting obnoxiously loud) OLD MAN JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!! AIN'T WHAT HE USED TO BE!!!!!!!!!! (room starts shaking) COME FROM ALABAMA AND HE IS.............SOOOOOOOO.........PREEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim's eyes are bulging and Gir shatters like glass.
Dib: What did you think?
Zim looks around and sees a pile of Gir, broken glass, smoldering equipment, and his machine...
Zim: LOOK! FOOTAGE OF BIG FOOT IN THAT MACHINE!
Dib: Over there? COOL!
Dib runs over to the machine. Zim pulls a lever and Dib is transported.
Zim: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LET THE SUFFERING BEGIN!!!
Gir: YAY SUFFERING!
Zim and Gir: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHE!!!
Purple: What's for dinner?
Red: Potatoes.
Purple: Again?
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