Chapter 5 - What'd he do to Dib?
Submitted August 21, 2005 Updated March 2, 2008 Status Complete | Prepare yourselves for chaos, random events, inside jokes, and characters not acting like themselves, especially since this is my brother's story!
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Chapter 5 - What'd he do to Dib?
Chapter 5 - What'd he do to Dib?
[Note from Dana again: I did not write this. If I had written this, it would be different right now.]
Part 5
Dib: Where...where...am I?
Dib seemed to be surrounded by water.
Patrick: Who do you 'spose this is Spongebob?
Dib: No....
Spongebob: I dunno', Pat, but whoever he is, his head is huge!
Dib: Nooo.....
Spongebob and Patrick laugh at Dib together.
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help! I need to get out of here! Why does everything and everybody laugh at my head?
Spongebob: Sheesh can't you take a joke?
Back at Zim's base.
Zim: That creepy yellow cube is making the Dib suffer! (snarls) I hope he enjoys this! When or if he gets back, he will never be the same!
Dib (on a beach, wet, tired, and hungry): Ugh...that...was...the worst...experience...of...my life... (sees yellow) GUAHH!
Gaz (in 2 piece bikini): ......if you tell anybody, you're dead. (She quickly vanishes)
Dib: ???
SOMEWHERE ON THE MASSIVE:
Purple (with knife, fork, and bib): I'm starved! What's on the menu tonight?!
Red (with apron reading 'feed the cook' and a goofy chef hat): Sirloin steak with butter gravy!
Purple: Yum!!!!!!!!
Red brings a covered platter to the table and when Purple uncovers it, he gets sad.
Purple: But you said...
Red: Sorry, I meant to say potatoes with potato gravy.
Purple: Sigh... I'll eat it, but all these extra carbs are going to make me fat! Where are all these potatoes coming from?
Red: Uhhh... Look a potato!
Purple: Where?
Red dashes away.
Zim: Hmm I wonder if I was too hard on him.
Naw...
Gir: Who wants fried liver???
Zim (who stares at the quivering piece of meat): Get that away from me!
Liver (throbs): Help...me...
Zim: (Scream) It lives! Get it away...
He smacks it and it slithers away.
Dib (at home): Dad! I want every sponge that ever existed destroyed! And can you teach me anything about music?
Pro. Membrane: Did you say...music?
Dib: Ya...?
Pro. Membrane: If you are truly ready to hold a huge responsibility...it won't be easy, nor fun, but worth it...are you ready...to hold...this responsibility?
Dib: Ya...........???
Pro. Membrane: Then we start tommorow!
Dib: ??????????????
Purple: Potatoes are weird.
Goes to Red's quarters and does this graffiti on the wall.
Patatoes R weirdish
[Another note: I despise Spongebob. I really do. And my brother knows it. But it was kinda' funny that he caused suffering to Dib! ]
Part 5
Dib: Where...where...am I?
Dib seemed to be surrounded by water.
Patrick: Who do you 'spose this is Spongebob?
Dib: No....
Spongebob: I dunno', Pat, but whoever he is, his head is huge!
Dib: Nooo.....
Spongebob and Patrick laugh at Dib together.
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help! I need to get out of here! Why does everything and everybody laugh at my head?
Spongebob: Sheesh can't you take a joke?
Back at Zim's base.
Zim: That creepy yellow cube is making the Dib suffer! (snarls) I hope he enjoys this! When or if he gets back, he will never be the same!
Dib (on a beach, wet, tired, and hungry): Ugh...that...was...the worst...experience...of...my life... (sees yellow) GUAHH!
Gaz (in 2 piece bikini): ......if you tell anybody, you're dead. (She quickly vanishes)
Dib: ???
SOMEWHERE ON THE MASSIVE:
Purple (with knife, fork, and bib): I'm starved! What's on the menu tonight?!
Red (with apron reading 'feed the cook' and a goofy chef hat): Sirloin steak with butter gravy!
Purple: Yum!!!!!!!!
Red brings a covered platter to the table and when Purple uncovers it, he gets sad.
Purple: But you said...
Red: Sorry, I meant to say potatoes with potato gravy.
Purple: Sigh... I'll eat it, but all these extra carbs are going to make me fat! Where are all these potatoes coming from?
Red: Uhhh... Look a potato!
Purple: Where?
Red dashes away.
Zim: Hmm I wonder if I was too hard on him.
Naw...
Gir: Who wants fried liver???
Zim (who stares at the quivering piece of meat): Get that away from me!
Liver (throbs): Help...me...
Zim: (Scream) It lives! Get it away...
He smacks it and it slithers away.
Dib (at home): Dad! I want every sponge that ever existed destroyed! And can you teach me anything about music?
Pro. Membrane: Did you say...music?
Dib: Ya...?
Pro. Membrane: If you are truly ready to hold a huge responsibility...it won't be easy, nor fun, but worth it...are you ready...to hold...this responsibility?
Dib: Ya...........???
Pro. Membrane: Then we start tommorow!
Dib: ??????????????
Purple: Potatoes are weird.
Goes to Red's quarters and does this graffiti on the wall.
Patatoes R weirdish
[Another note: I despise Spongebob. I really do. And my brother knows it. But it was kinda' funny that he caused suffering to Dib! ]
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zamnza on October 12, 2005, 12:05:31 PM
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LOL! whoo...I hate spongebob too...