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Chapter 6 - THE LAST POTATO!

Prepare yourselves for chaos, random events, inside jokes, and characters not acting like themselves, especially since this is my brother's story!

Chapter 6 - THE LAST POTATO!

Chapter 6 - THE LAST POTATO!
[Note from Dana yet again: This is just a Red and Purple short my brother made within the story. We like to think of Red and Purple as brothers.]


Purple: I have seem to grown a liking to potatoes. I think I will get one now.


Purple goes into the kitchen, and opens the fridge door to find a potato.


Purple: Hmmm, nothing here.


He then goes to the pantry to find one there.


Purple: Where are all the potatoes?


He frantically searched some cabinets, and he found one!


Purple: Your potatoey goodness is now mine...


He was about to take a big bite, and a hand closed over it.


Purple: Comon potato, just a little more till I eat you! Come closer! Why aren't you moving? *Sees Red glaring at him*


Purple: Uhhh....hi?


Red: That potato is mine.


Purple: I saw it first.


Red: I will have that potato...


Purple: Over my dead body...


*Rock music plays*


Purple grasps the potato and does a back flip over a counter.


Red: Why you little...


He runs around the room chasing Purple, and Purple dodges him.


Soon, Red goes to a drawer and pulls out some pointy forks.


Red: Give me the spud or else!


Purple: I dare you...


Red throws all the forks at Purple. It becomes slow motion and Purple does the Matrix and the forks wiz over him.


Purple: HA!


Red: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


In his laughter, Purple falls over and the potato flies into the air.


Red and Purple: NoNoNoNo!!!!


It lands in a (coincidently) turned on paper shredder.


BRRrrrRIPSHREDriprrrrr


Purple: Awwww, there goes my potato...

Red: I have a better idea... (eyes the pile of once potato)


The duo then enjoyed a nice hash brown breakfast together.


The end.

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