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Chapter 1 - Different ways to ruin Middle Earth

many differnet ways to destroy middle earth

Chapter 1 - Different ways to ruin Middle Earth

Chapter 1 - Different ways to ruin Middle Earth
1. Tell Gollum you stole thing ring
2. Tell Aragorn your stepmom thinks he's hot
3. Color Elrond's robes pink
4. Tell gimli short people scare you
5. Kick a warg when it's not looking and run really fast
6. Tell Aragorn that Arwen ran off with Frodo
7. Tell the orcs where the ring is
8. Intorduce Gandalf to Harry Potter
9. Enjoy the results of number 8
10. Steal Legolas' bow and arrows and run away
11. Introduce the LOTR cast to PS2
12. Tell Legolas he's fat
13. Enjoy the outcome of number 12
14. Stare at Legolas constantly until he feels uncomfortable






trust me, I'll probably think of more, just enjoy the one's i have so far

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laurelrokz on October 1, 2006, 7:41:06 AM

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laurelrokzmuahah*hack*erm i never get tht right!!anyway...:p funneh!

OblivionAlchemist13 on July 22, 2006, 12:11:44 AM

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OblivionAlchemist13Ha ha, that's really funny...I wonder what would happen if Gandalf met Harry Potter.

Keema_Elric on July 9, 2006, 4:17:10 PM

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Keema_ElricLMFAO!!!!! that's great! I luv it!

ZidanesGirl on June 20, 2006, 3:24:31 AM

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ZidanesGirlAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that's too funny *bursts out laughing*

SiriuslyMaurauded13 on June 17, 2006, 5:07:22 AM

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SiriuslyMaurauded13Great story!!!

Tell Leggie blodes are dumb, no?

*Here's your sign...*

~~Padfoot
(yes, I quoted Bill Engvall)

Teehee111 on September 13, 2005, 6:41:06 AM

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Teehee111ha ha ha=D
i might try no.s 3, 5, 7, 10, 11 and 12... tell you what, i'll try them all!

Eoara on July 1, 2005, 5:16:31 AM

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Eoarahehehheehehehe**falls off chair in laughter**

bek-ee on April 28, 2005, 2:15:16 PM

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bek-eeHa HA! you should have called it 'different ways how to get yourself killed by the LOTR cast!' thats great! i love it!

I_luv_jesus on January 21, 2005, 11:08:01 AM

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I_luv_jesusFunny!!! *favs*