Chapter 2 - 30 ways to make Chouji punch your face in
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Chapter 2 - 30 ways to make Chouji punch your face in
Chapter 2 - 30 ways to make Chouji punch your face in
--------30 ways to make Chouji punch your face in---------
1: Throw out all of the potato chips in his house, then tell him that they cause cancer in Burnetts.
2: Find a catterpillar. Name him George. Wait untill he turns into a cocoon. Cry and say that he left you. Wait a few weeks. Every time you see Chouji, call him Geroge and hug him.
3: Memorize 'JabberWocky', during a mission repeat over and over again in his ear.
4: While he is asleep, paint his fingernails hot pink.
5: Steal one of Naruto's frogs. Worship him as if her were God.
6: Constantly play 'Wings of a butterfly' on a boom box, carry everywhere with you.
7: Hide his headband and replace it with TenTen's underware.
8: Lock Kakashi in his closet.
9: Act like a over-dramatic German soap-opera star and slap him when he looks at you strange.
10: Repeat if necisary.
11: Blankly stare at him, then lick his ankle.
12: Place a spider under his blanket.
13: Insist on getting him a glass of strawberry milk, give him a glass of Peptobismol instead.
14: Spike his canteen with Viagra.
15: Tie Shino up in his bathroom.
16: Serenade him with Mother Goose rhymes.
17: Sit on him in his sleep and constantly ask if he loves TenTen.
18: Poke his bum.
19: Staple newpaper clippings about Wiegh loss all over his bedroom walls.
20: Scream enthusiasticly about the Birds and the Bees.
21: Shower him with dead lizzards.
22: Steal His clothes, burn them, replace with Sakura's 'personal' lingeire.
23: Bookmark every single porno website on his computer.
24: Do a Satanic ritual with a pig and a lock of Shikamaru's hair, when He asks you, glare, then curse at him in latin.
25: Record the sound of a dumpster backing up and play it when He walks backwards.
26: Make him a sandwhich, place two potato chips in it, and when he takes a bite, begin to talk about cockroaches.
27: Sit on one side of his livingroom with a thousand pencils, chew on a pen, place the pen on the oppisite side. When he asks you about it, tell him that 'it just didn't fit in'.
28: Paint pages of his Dairy on Hokage mountain.
29: Poke his bum...... Again......
30: Get the Wonder Twin rings. Before every battle, force him to 'activate your Wonder Twin powers'.
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1: Throw out all of the potato chips in his house, then tell him that they cause cancer in Burnetts.
2: Find a catterpillar. Name him George. Wait untill he turns into a cocoon. Cry and say that he left you. Wait a few weeks. Every time you see Chouji, call him Geroge and hug him.
3: Memorize 'JabberWocky', during a mission repeat over and over again in his ear.
4: While he is asleep, paint his fingernails hot pink.
5: Steal one of Naruto's frogs. Worship him as if her were God.
6: Constantly play 'Wings of a butterfly' on a boom box, carry everywhere with you.
7: Hide his headband and replace it with TenTen's underware.
8: Lock Kakashi in his closet.
9: Act like a over-dramatic German soap-opera star and slap him when he looks at you strange.
10: Repeat if necisary.
11: Blankly stare at him, then lick his ankle.
12: Place a spider under his blanket.
13: Insist on getting him a glass of strawberry milk, give him a glass of Peptobismol instead.
14: Spike his canteen with Viagra.
15: Tie Shino up in his bathroom.
16: Serenade him with Mother Goose rhymes.
17: Sit on him in his sleep and constantly ask if he loves TenTen.
18: Poke his bum.
19: Staple newpaper clippings about Wiegh loss all over his bedroom walls.
20: Scream enthusiasticly about the Birds and the Bees.
21: Shower him with dead lizzards.
22: Steal His clothes, burn them, replace with Sakura's 'personal' lingeire.
23: Bookmark every single porno website on his computer.
24: Do a Satanic ritual with a pig and a lock of Shikamaru's hair, when He asks you, glare, then curse at him in latin.
25: Record the sound of a dumpster backing up and play it when He walks backwards.
26: Make him a sandwhich, place two potato chips in it, and when he takes a bite, begin to talk about cockroaches.
27: Sit on one side of his livingroom with a thousand pencils, chew on a pen, place the pen on the oppisite side. When he asks you about it, tell him that 'it just didn't fit in'.
28: Paint pages of his Dairy on Hokage mountain.
29: Poke his bum...... Again......
30: Get the Wonder Twin rings. Before every battle, force him to 'activate your Wonder Twin powers'.
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xXcandydemonXx on July 3, 2008, 5:15:07 AM
xDKohakucrazy on November 23, 2007, 10:57:33 AM
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Me: I WISH I could do these things...But I have new respects for Choji.... But I can do whatever with Ino... * Does EVERYTHING on that list*goth0Chikara0Risumo on November 7, 2007, 12:21:10 AM
chikara: hm..........nice list.....shika: oh boy....
ino: *twitches as she tries to get a marker mustash off*
Chi: CHOO~OUUU~JIII?
Nekogal411 on November 6, 2007, 8:05:08 PM
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Dani: I need to do some of these *smirk*Lol!
Konohasdarkshadow on November 6, 2007, 1:10:26 PM
lol...these are also funny (i am trying to be formal but its really hard to not laugh!)