New World Orderness! News report #1

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LizzardQueeng

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January 4, 2005
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January 4, 2005
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My Plans for World Domination! A News Report of DOoM! DoOmY dOoMy update!

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Chapter 1 - The Doomy News Report!
Submitted: January 4, 2005 • Updated: January 4, 2005
Word count: 383 • Size: 2k • Comments: 13 • views: 381

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SoaringKitty on July 29, 2005, 8:05:03 AM

SoaringKitty on July 29, 2005, 8:05:03 AM (Chapter: 1)

I want south America. Or Canada.

bishyboylover on January 23, 2005, 3:35:25 AM

bishyboylover on January 23, 2005, 3:35:25 AM (Chapter: 1)

Wh00t!*starts playing her guitar really badly and all the strings break* o__o Well,that was a waste of time...WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*whacks herself continuously with her now broken guitar* POTATO SALAD!POTATO SALAD!!!Ooh,Sephy bad at playing drums!*hits Sephy wit da drums* Sephy ish your new name!Gots it,Sephy?

Sephir0th666777 on January 5, 2005, 4:31:14 AM

Sephir0th666777 on January 5, 2005, 4:31:14 AM (Chapter: 1)

yes sir i do!
though i'm not so much good at it as i am "loud" at it

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 10:47:04 AM

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 10:47:04 AM (Chapter: 1)

You play drums?That's weird... o__o coz I just started playing guitar! XD And I liek hitting peoples with frying pans... o__o Yes,me weird...

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:40:02 AM

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:40:02 AM (Chapter: 1)

*Turn Guitar into Drum set and starts playing*
at least hit me with something i can play!

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 10:34:43 AM

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 10:34:43 AM (Chapter: 1)

FROGGAY!!*grabs Froggy and starts dancing with it* Wh00t!But this is for eating him in the first place!*whacks Sephy wit a frying pan and a guitar at the same time* HAHA!!!I WHACK j00!!!

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:31:17 AM

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:31:17 AM (Chapter: 1)

*adding to first comment*
Also, North America has Suncoast!
Behold!
Cheap Anime posters and Ghost in the Shell 2 for 15 dollars!
Huzzah!

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:28:48 AM

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:28:48 AM (Chapter: 1)

*Brings froggy back to life*
Behold! Yon Miricle!
I Be Good at Froggy life bringing back to!
*Crickets chirping*

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 9:46:52 AM

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 9:46:52 AM (Chapter: 1)

o__o You ate Froggy...MURDERER!!!I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!*lunges at Sephy with a fork but is held back by her dark side* LET ME AT 'IM!I'M GONNA KILL j00!GRRRR!!!!!! >

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 9:24:15 AM

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 9:24:15 AM (Chapter: 1)

*boils frog and eats it*
yes, yes i do
Muhahahhahhahahaha

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 6:32:01 AM

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 6:32:01 AM (Chapter: 1)

MUST TORTURE SEPHY WITH FROGS!!!!*shoves a frog in Sephy's face* LOOK!IT'S A FROG!!!DON'T YOU LIKE FROGS?!?!HHMM??!!YOU LIKE FROGS,DON'TCHA SEPHY!!!!!

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 6:26:38 AM

Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 6:26:38 AM (Chapter: 1)

This is great!
lol!
Dibs on North America!
Now those who have been jerks will suffer!
Bigtime!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.....and also, George Bush will be burned at the stake, for he be a witch

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 4:56:07 AM

bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 4:56:07 AM (Chapter: 1)

XD AWESOMNESS!!!BOW BEFORE ZE LIZZARD QUEENG!!!!ALMIGHTY RULER OF THIS PUNY DIRT ROCK OF WHICH TE DUBYA HAS FALLEN!!!!What can I be Baron of??I BE BARON OF AFRICA!!!!BUT!AFRICA SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS F.R.O.G.S.!!!(Foreign Republic Of Great Snacks)Watcha think?Me be Baron of F.R.O.G.S.? I'll cry if you say no... ;__;